fazzyfox Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 There are plenty of tree surgery companies out there, just pick your nearest branch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fazzyfox Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 The Special Branch... Beat me to it, I didn't twig that someone else would use that pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 I'm stumped but It'll be releaf when you find someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pSinatra Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 George Walker's in Syston http://www.gwtreecare.com/ These are a very good company & very professional. Might be a bit expensive. I can recommend a friend of mine, who is also very good, highly qualified & probably cheaper. His company is called Duntox. I've cut down a few but I lived on a large plot where there was plenty of room for it to fall. If the tree cannot fall without hitting something it has to be lopped from the top in sections. This requires a man lift and ropes to lower the limbs and trunk sections. Arbor blowed if I can offer any better advice Always consider underground services too (gas, water, sewers, etc). The impact of the tree hitting the floor can easily damage anything going on underground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stadt Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 I'd recommend going down the tree surgeon root Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filbert_Ross Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 barking up the wrong tree if you think I can help you with this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 barking up the wrong tree if you think I can help you with this problem. Fir enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottthefox Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Some of these pun are so bad I'd go as far as to say that they are bordering on treeson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacamion Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 These are a very good company & very professional. Might be a bit expensive. I can recommend a friend of mine, who is also very good, highly qualified & probably cheaper. His company is called Duntox. Always consider underground services too (gas, water, sewers, etc). The impact of the tree hitting the floor can easily damage anything going on underground P.S. gets a rep point from me because he is trying to answer the question seriously in amongst a tidal wave of punnery. Yew predictable beeches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pSinatra Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 P.S. gets a rep point from me because he is trying to answer the question seriously in amongst a tidal wave of punnery. Yew predictable beeches. Puns seem far more poplar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Seems the best advice is to leaf it someone who maple it down for yew acacia have an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny the fox Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 im surprised there is nobody on here with a big chopper to help you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 23 August 2015 Author Share Posted 23 August 2015 Thanks for fleckney, webbo and Sinatra for your recommendations!! Cheers everyone else for a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tincy Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Man this thread is really starting to lumber along, you guys need to branch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sly1 Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 What's that got to do footy wrong forum a your barking up the wrong tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Oi. Watch it mush, that's my scratching post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacedX Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Former City players that may be of assistance... Stef Oakes The Birch Rodney Fern Bob Hazell...but mainly because he'd rip it out and shred it with his bare hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 24 August 2015 Share Posted 24 August 2015 I know tree fellers from Ireland that could do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy Posted 24 August 2015 Share Posted 24 August 2015 The Tree Amigos https://www.yell.com/biz/tree-amigos-leicester-6182381/ They have done work for me in the past Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wymsey Posted 24 August 2015 Share Posted 24 August 2015 Can imagine Dr's tree being finished like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 24 August 2015 Author Share Posted 24 August 2015 They have done work for me in the past Are they costly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 24 August 2015 Share Posted 24 August 2015 Are they costly?? Good point, after all, money doesn't grow on trees you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 24 August 2015 Share Posted 24 August 2015 Are they costly?? Take the money out of your hedge fund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 24 August 2015 Share Posted 24 August 2015 Good point, after all, money doesn't grow on trees you know. Are you sure? http://homeguides.sfgate.com/care-instructions-money-tree-plant-50174.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 24 August 2015 Share Posted 24 August 2015 Take the money out of your hedge fund. He'd be better off leafing it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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