New D Simpson chant

[HankMarvin]

His got balls like space hoppers, his slings it on hoes unless they are coppers.

PLAYING THE FIELD Leicester footie brute Danny Simpson scores off the pitch with a model hat-trick

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1305036/player-danny-simpson-bags-a-hat-trick-of-babes-leicester-city-star-scores-with-three-models/

[AKCJ]

"Leicester footie brute"

 

The Sun are absolutely full of it.

[ScouseFox]

holy hell that zarah mapa, no words 

[Lestoh]

They'd all get a mashing

[Tuna]

Was expecting this:

 

[Danno]

Really think this will catch on mate, fair play

[Russell sprout]

Whores

[Vacamion]

To the tune of Son of my Father

Whoooooah Danny Simpson

Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny

Whooooooah Danny Simpson

You've only got to worry if you own a fanny

[lgfualol]

He defends on the right

He defends on the riiight

If you get past him

He'll strangle your wife

[SystonFox]

Danny Simpson can bang who he wants. LAD. He's been through some serious minge

[NeilLCFC]

If I could only smash one out thinking about one of them, it'd be Miriam

[ScouseFox]

If I could only smash one out thinking about one of them, it'd be Miriam

 

you're insane, have you not seen filipina-irish model zarah mapa 

[treer]

i think rebecca needs to be kicked into touch