Shakespeares first signing to be..

[fazzyfox]

Shakespeare's first signing, this is translated from Bolognese (a reliable Italian Sauce):-

 

Following a recommendation from Shakespeare the board have approved a pre-contract agreement to make Serie B side Verona's wonder-kid Juliet Romeo the clubs first summer signing, fighting off strong competition from Chievo for his signature. Described as a playmaking attacking midfielder, a classic "number ten" (although this season has seen him wear four instead). 

 

 

[Melbourne Fuchs]

This is surely April Fool's. Skakespeare signing Romeo 

 

Edit: His name is Juliet Romeo from Verona ffs

[fazzyfox]

12 minutes ago, Melbourne Fuchs said:

This is surely April Fool's. Skakespeare signing Romeo 

 

Edit: His name is Juliet Romeo from Verona ffs

Thought by posting at 6 a.m there was a chance but by being in Aus where the clocks are upside down you've scuppered that plan by being awake for hours!

[fazzyfox]

And as for the mix up at the council with the statues using Peter Taylor's picture as a guide instead of Claudio......anyone...?

[Melbourne Fuchs]

10 minutes ago, fazzyfox said:

Thought by posting at 6 a.m there was a chance but by being in Aus where the clocks are upside down you've scuppered that plan by being awake for hours!

 

I actually feel bad for tharwting your plan, I should have held my tongue!

[Foxxed]

I hear we were after Mercutio originally, but he seriously injured his tendon in a training session with team mate Tybalt.

[Ted Maul]

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir? 

[sylofox]

Well that soon got fvcked up

 

The China TV money one was funny. The OP on that fell for it hook line and sinker.

[AmarteyAndChill]

April fools

[MC Prussian]

This cannot be a foregone conclusion. One can only hope he has enough swagger about him, otherwise thou have to expect a sorry sight.

[st albans fox]

Blackpool fox has already been on lcfc direct trying to buy this fellas  shirt ...............

[sylofox]

2 minutes ago, st albans fox said:

Blackpool fox has already been on lcfc direct trying to buy this fellas  shirt ...............

You nasty fvcker

[foxy boxing]

Shakespeare's first signing to be a non disclosure agreement!

[Kendal Fox]

I'd rather we go for Montague Capuletti. He's a more natural attacking MF...

[Tuna]

Heard he's nicknamed The Tempest.