Love Island

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

49 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

an absolute scheduling horror show has placed me in work until 10.30 tomorrow night and i don’t know how to cope with the situation. should i resign? should i turn my phone off until tuesday morning? what a pickle 

 

I am sending you hundreds of whatsapps, tremendous

[ScouseFox]

9 minutes ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

I am sending you hundreds of whatsapps, tremendous

ahahaha 

 

option 3 is to just watch it in work tbf but i want to give it my full attention and focus and then spray hilarious whatsapps in the adverts imho 

[ScouseFox]

33 minutes ago, HowardsBulletHeader said:

Resign. Social media is a bastard for spoilers and even when you turn your phone off so is the radio, the papers and your friends. 

 

Although if you're a night owl, then I believe it is available from midnight on the ITV Hub.. 

seems the only option man, especially with the likes of the once funny mtwg already planning his #spoilers AN I AINT TALKING ABOUT CARS 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

just the way that I, the once funny MTWG chooses to live

[Col city fan]

Ding dong!

[Kopfkino]

That Scouse accent is already grating. Terrible

[EastAnglianFox]

First guy trying to be this years Chris or Kem already

[Ian Nacho]

Surprise surprise the only normal one the girls don't like

 

[Dr The Singh]

The iq in that place.  Goldfish level

[Dr The Singh]

The air hostess ok, the rest is meh.

[Riyad_Suarez]

L.I. Bingo is ticking along nicely. A ?% my type was dropped within 30 seconds of the girls gossiping and we've already had a "My dad is Danny Dyer" as well.

 

A steady start.

 

Plenty of pen gags to be had by the voiceover guy about the stationary salesman.

[Riyad_Suarez]

1 hour ago, Kopfkino said:

That Scouse accent is already grating. Terrible

Not quite as bad as listening to the couple from Essex, but yeah, I know what you mean. (A bit high pitched isn't it?)

[ScouseFox]

god i feel so alive 

[EastAnglianFox]

The air hostess forgot to fake tan half of her face

[Riyad_Suarez]

13 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

god i feel so alive 

It's like a full-blown resurrection of the tinder thread. 

 

Watch this space 

Edited 4 June 2018 by Riyad_Suarez

[ScouseFox]

warming to samir nasri tbqh, the kady/amber mash up is probs the fittest as we speak 

[Dr The Singh]

I hope he picks the doctor, both are tall and would make a great couple

[Ian Nacho]

Is it just me or non-white females always struggle?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

58 minutes ago, Ian Nacho said:

Is it just me or non-white females always struggle?

 

They don't really struggle.

 

Montana did alright last year, Malin the year before that was absurd and did okay.

[Col city fan]

Who’s he gonna pick then guys? My money’s on Dyer.

[Nick]

You bunch of sad bastards ? 

[NorthfieldsFox]

Just when I thought FT couldnt sink any lower this fecking thread arrives 

 

jesus , anyone on here watching that muck should be banned from ever attending the KP again !!! 

 

Honestly the world is f**ked 

[NorthfieldsFox]

And looking at the posters on here none of them have shocked me at all ! Infact I could have guessed most of them ! 

[Izzy]

Never seen in and feel like I’m missing out on life.

Could someone give a brief summary of what it’s all about? (apart from love on an island obvs )

[ScouseFox]

yeeeee the high and mighty have arrived. great times. 

 

47 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Never seen in and feel like I’m missing out on life.

Could someone give a brief summary of what it’s all about? (apart from love on an island obvs )

 

a set of single, attractive and entertaining blokes and a set of single, attractive and entertaining womens are thrown into a lovely looking house in the sunshine together. they all mingle and have fun (hehe fun).

 

at regular intervals, probably around once every 2-3 days the boys and the girls have to “couple up”, aka find a partner. this is where it all becomes a bit musical chairs, because there will more often than not be an odd boy or odd girl left. if you haven’t put in the ground work well enough over the course of the show, you won’t get chosen by any of the girls to be their bae, and if you’re left as a singleton at the end of a coupling up, you’re on the plane home. 

 

theres obviously continuous twists, theres regular new people, theres public votes etc but that’s the main aim of it, find a bloke/girl and make sure she will pick you. and make sure you’re alpha male enough to ensure none of the other lads pick your girl. 

 

its genuinely the best show on tele.