urban.spaceman Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Yeah I've seen him munching on 'em. Very subtle. They're like a flippin drug to him. Last season his TicTacs led us to winning his first 6 in a row, including a win against one of Europe's most successful teams of late. His TicTacs then led us to a very, very close tie with Europe's true elite, which could have gone differently with another referee. That was with the normal white ones. This season however he's become addicted to the green and orange one, which as we all know are mildly hallucinogenic. Having to play some of the strongest teams in the league within the first 4 fixtures, plus Arsenal, has made his addiction even worse. He's been necking them when he thinks nobody is looking and it's affecting things around him. Like, against Arsenal, it was literally his own TicTac addicted fault when the referee missed a blatant handball that lead to them scoring 2 goals in a couple of minutes. And at Old Trafford, his TicTacs worked for 70 minutes. Then Wilf loses concentration for just one corner, and we go a goal down. The against the flippin champions, Chelsea. His TicTacs worked for most of the first half until Mahrez ignores Vardy, and goes with Slimani whose shot needed a class save from the keeper. 40 seconds later a marginally offside Morata heads home. Shakespeare's TicTacs have left us in the relegation zone. They're not even an approved brand Craig!
TiffToff88 Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Nice to see someone finally tackling the real issues! SIDE NOTE: I wasted my 1000th post replying to this. I hope you're pleased with yourself!
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Same thing when Ranieri lost the plot when he used Tic-Tacs as a gateway drug to get onto those spearmint Polo's. He was never the same after that. Those little, blue spots change a man.
WigstonWanderer Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Haha, never noticed that before, tactic - tictac, very good
lifted*fox Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 1 hour ago, Redouane said: Quality shit posting
4everfox Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Finally a well thought out Shakespeare thread that isn't crammed with ludicrous posts about wanting him gone.
dedlock Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Thought,from the thread title, he may have been signalling to someone like the bookies mate at the races To my disappointment it appears only that he has a mint/sugar addiction.
Wymsey Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Think I know what Pearson's favourite was. 'Nuts'. Quite literally..
GaelicFox Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 It's bad enough writing a shit thread but then to write a huge opening post for a shit thread is proof that the internet to the source of all evil in the world the devil is on here
ajthefox Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Looks like @GaelicFox ate a whole box of the orange and green tic tacs in one go again..
DatfoxesKid23 Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 Our style of play is flawed. Schmeichel kicks the ball high up the pitch try to force the opposition into mistakes high up the pitch kante gets the ball and then before you know it mahrez to vardy 1-0 leicester. There is a big kante sized hole in this however because we don't have kante to intercept the ball high up the pitch. Against teams outside the top 7 teams ndidi can fill kante's role but against bigger teams ndidi can't do what kante could do against the big teams so then we end up kicking the ball high up the pitch losing the ball then spend the entirety of the game defending in our own half trying to counter from the defence but this won't work because big teams will find always find a way past our defence and then they'll score. Leicester can't play counter attacking football effectively anymore lets just move on from the title winning tactics and try to use new tactics.
WigstonWanderer Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 56 minutes ago, DatfoxesKid23 said: Our style of play is flawed. Schmeichel kicks the ball high up the pitch try to force the opposition into mistakes high up the pitch kante gets the ball and then before you know it mahrez to vardy 1-0 leicester. There is a big kante sized hole in this however because we don't have kante to intercept the ball high up the pitch. Against teams outside the top 7 teams ndidi can fill kante's role but against bigger teams ndidi can't do what kante could do against the big teams so then we end up kicking the ball high up the pitch losing the ball then spend the entirety of the game defending in our own half trying to counter from the defence but this is won't work because big teams will find always find a way past our defence and then they'll score. Leicester can't play counter attacking football effectively anymore lets just move on from the title winning tactics and try to use new tactics. But what about the TicTacs?
DatfoxesKid23 Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 2 minutes ago, WigstonWanderer said: But what about the TicTacs? They are sahko's fat burners he's still wondering why they haven't worked
GaelicFox Posted 13 September 2017 Posted 13 September 2017 2 hours ago, ajthefox said: Looks like @GaelicFox ate a whole box of the orange and green tic tacs in one go again.. Drinking Guinness through 6 straws
urban.spaceman Posted 14 September 2017 Author Posted 14 September 2017 15 hours ago, GaelicFox said: It's bad enough writing a shit thread but then to write a huge opening post for a shit thread is proof that the internet to the source of all evil in the world the devil is on here 10 hours ago, GaelicFox said: Drinking Guinness through 6 straws Not sure if getting this critique is a good or a bad thing?
urban.spaceman Posted 14 September 2017 Author Posted 14 September 2017 12 hours ago, DatfoxesKid23 said: Our style of play is flawed. Schmeichel kicks the ball high up the pitch try to force the opposition into mistakes high up the pitch kante gets the ball and then before you know it mahrez to vardy 1-0 leicester. There is a big kante sized hole in this however because we don't have kante to intercept the ball high up the pitch. Against teams outside the top 7 teams ndidi can fill kante's role but against bigger teams ndidi can't do what kante could do against the big teams so then we end up kicking the ball high up the pitch losing the ball then spend the entirety of the game defending in our own half trying to counter from the defence but this won't work because big teams will find always find a way past our defence and then they'll score. Leicester can't play counter attacking football effectively anymore lets just move on from the title winning tactics and try to use new tactics. Not sure what this has to do with Craig's addiction to the lime and orange TicTacs?
foxy boxing Posted 14 September 2017 Posted 14 September 2017 if he gives some to Kalechi, Kalechi could play Tic Tac Toe!
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