TiffToff88 Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 Stemming from the Mundane achievements thread, Lets play a little game. 2 of the following statements are true, 1 is a lie: I was a mascot at a City game back at filbert street, and injured backup goalkeeper Russell Hoult during his warmup. I once made a Rene Higuita scorpion kick save in a 5 a side game, and not only did i successfully make the save, but the ball flew into the goal at the other end of the pitch. I have played for England at under 16 level, scoring 2 in a 7-2 friendly victory against Scotland.
Lovejoy Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 15 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said: Stemming from the Mundane achievements thread, Lets play a little game. 2 of the following statements are true, 1 is a lie: I was a mascot at a City game back at filbert street, and injured backup goalkeeper Russell Hoult during his warmup. I once made a Rene Higuita scorpion kick save in a 5 a side game, and not only did i successfully make the save, but the ball flew into the goal at the other end of the pitch. I have played for England at under 16 level, scoring 2 in a 7-2 friendly victory against Scotland. If you pulled this off you should retire .
TiffToff88 Posted 27 September 2017 Author Posted 27 September 2017 1 minute ago, Lovejoy said: If you pulled this off you should retire . I'll fetch my pipe and slippers now then! it was just in a friendy kickabout at a campsite in skegness. The game stopped and we spent the next hour trying to replicate it. I just wish i could say i meant to do it!
Lovejoy Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 2 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said: I'll fetch my pipe and slippers now then! it was just in a friendy kickabout at a campsite in skegness. The game stopped and we spent the next hour trying to replicate it. I just wish i could say i meant to do it! I doth my cap to you, Sir. I only hope it's now one of those tales that get's relayed in the pub over and over again? Getting more dramatic and detailed each time .
Guest Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 1 minute ago, Lovejoy said: I doth my cap to you, Sir. I only hope it's now one of those tales that get's relayed in the pub over and over again? Getting more dramatic and detailed each time . The pub? It's progressed to FT.
Finnegan Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 When you're so proud of your mundane achievement you shoehorn it in to a new thread just to give it exposure.
TiffToff88 Posted 27 September 2017 Author Posted 27 September 2017 2 minutes ago, Finnegan said: When you're so proud of your mundane achievement you shoehorn it in to a new thread just to give it exposure. It almost stops becoming mundane when so many people are impressed with it
Spiritwalker Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 1. I have an artificial penis due to an accident as a child. 2. I have been bitten by a police dog. 3. I drive a Ford Focus.
TiffToff88 Posted 27 September 2017 Author Posted 27 September 2017 Ok, i never actually injured Russell Hoult. The other 2 are true.
TiffToff88 Posted 27 September 2017 Author Posted 27 September 2017 8 minutes ago, Spiritwalker said: 1. I have an artificial penis due to an accident as a child. 2. I have been bitten by a police dog. 3. I drive a Ford Focus. The most believable one has to be the lie, surely? - although i'm intrigued about number 1 if true!
Alf Bentley Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 3 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said: The most believable one has to be the lie, surely? - although i'm intrigued about number 1 if true! Double-bluff, I reckon. You'd be a brave man to reveal on a football forum that you had an artificial penis - but hats off if that is true!
Alf Bentley Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 1. My Grandpa sailed to New York with the bloke who captained the Titanic into an iceberg. 2. I was once employed as a subcontract grape-picker by a family of French gypsies. They served me 3 meals per day, gave me a free bottle of wine every night and let me sleep in their car - but didn't want me to get involved in their knife fights. 3. I once heard a future member of the UK cabinet getting shagged up against the back of a door. (2 are completely true, 1 almost but not quite)
Stadt Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 4 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: 1. My Grandpa sailed to New York with the bloke who captained the Titanic into an iceberg. 2. I was once employed as a subcontract grape-picker by a family of French gypsies. They served me 3 meals per day, gave me a free bottle of wine every night and let me sleep in their car - but didn't want me to get involved in their knife fights. 3. I once heard a future member of the UK cabinet getting shagged up against the back of a door. (2 are completely true, 1 almost but not quite) 3 is the half truth
Stadt Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 I once punched a dinosaur in the eye I went to the moon and had a shit I'm a bad liar
StanSP Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 6 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: 1. My Grandpa sailed to New York with the bloke who captained the Titanic into an iceberg. 2. I was once employed as a subcontract grape-picker by a family of French gypsies. They served me 3 meals per day, gave me a free bottle of wine every night and let me sleep in their car - but didn't want me to get involved in their knife fights. 3. I once heard a future member of the UK cabinet getting shagged up against the back of a door. (2 are completely true, 1 almost but not quite) Reckon 2 is the half-truth. You got involved in the knife fights!
TiffToff88 Posted 27 September 2017 Author Posted 27 September 2017 6 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: 1. My Grandpa sailed to New York with the bloke who captained the Titanic into an iceberg. 2. I was once employed as a subcontract grape-picker by a family of French gypsies. They served me 3 meals per day, gave me a free bottle of wine every night and let me sleep in their car - but didn't want me to get involved in their knife fights. 3. I once heard a future member of the UK cabinet getting shagged up against the back of a door. (2 are completely true, 1 almost but not quite) Almost true - you watched through the window?
RODNEY FERNIO Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 10 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: 1. My Grandpa sailed to New York with the bloke who captained the Titanic into an iceberg. 2. I was once employed as a subcontract grape-picker by a family of French gypsies. They served me 3 meals per day, gave me a free bottle of wine every night and let me sleep in their car - but didn't want me to get involved in their knife fights. 3. I once heard a future member of the UK cabinet getting shagged up against the back of a door. (2 are completely true, 1 almost but not quite) If no 3 is true ..... who was it ?
bovril Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 1) I have swum from Asia to Europe. 2) I have had a sandwich with John McCain. 3) I tried chatting Claire Forlani up at Ancona airport.
Alf Bentley Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 3 minutes ago, bovril said: 1) I have swum from Asia to Europe. 2) I have had a sandwich with John McCain. 3) I tried chatting Claire Forlani up at Ancona airport. Wouldn't be surprised if all 3 were true (that's what an exciting character you seem. ). If 1 is false, I reckon it's the McCain sandwich.....you just made a chip butty with some McCain oven chips, but didn't share it with the US presidential candidate.
StanSP Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 7 minutes ago, bovril said: 1) I have swum from Asia to Europe. 2) I have had a sandwich with John McCain. 3) I tried chatting Claire Forlani up at Ancona airport. 1 is easy and most believable considering it could have been swimming across a small bit of water or lake in Russia or Turkey.
TiffToff88 Posted 27 September 2017 Author Posted 27 September 2017 6 minutes ago, bovril said: 1) I have swum from Asia to Europe. 2) I have had a sandwich with John McCain. 3) I tried chatting Claire Forlani up at Ancona airport. I've walked from England to Scotland. I'm guessing you've used a similar explanation here if true? Entered the water on one side of the border, swam 5 yards, emerged on the other side of the border? No idea who Claire Forlani is either...
Soar Fox Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 • When I was 16 I once played for Leicester legends and played in midfield with Gary McAllister, Paul Ramsey, Ali Mauchlen. I took a corner and Steve Walsh headed it in. • Me & 2 friends got into a fight with Alesana Tuilagi, Henry Tuilagi and Manu Tuilagi. My friend knocked Manu with 1 punch. • David Nugent crashed into the back of my car at the traffic lights whilst he was on his phone.
VLC86 Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 - I have visited Chernobyl. -I once nearly ran Gerry Taggart over. -I'm actually Bernie.
Soar Fox Posted 27 September 2017 Posted 27 September 2017 2 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said: - I have visited Chernobyl. -I once nearly ran Gerry Taggart over. -I'm actually Bernie. 1&3 are the truth.
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