2 Truths, 1 Lie

[Izzy]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

1. I've seen all the West Indies cricket team naked (still have flashbacks )

 

2. I was in the same form at school as our very own Geoff Peters back when he was chubby and unpopular 

 

3. I spent 15 minutes alone with Muzzy Izzett in the sauna together 

 

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

Pretty sure I remember you saying once you were friends with Geoff so I'm sure he'll appreciate you saying that about him  @UpTheLeagueFox

 

I reckon 3 is a lie. Bet you placed yourself in that Windies dressing room on purpose. Did you tell them any jokes ?

Yep, 3 is a lie - it was with Neil Lennon not Muzzy  At David Lloyd gym Meridian in about '96 on my day off and after Lennon had finished training. 

 

Geoff and I were members at Leics CCC in the late 80's and the Windies were touring. We got to Grace Road really early and when their team bus arrived the kit man asked if we'd help taking the bags up to their changing rooms. We then helped them do some fielding practice on the outfield before the game which was really cool.

 

Afterwards we stuck around and went back to the changing rooms to take the kit back down to the bus. That's when we encountered Viv Richards, Malcolm Marshall etc. in all their glory as they went in and out of the showers. A rare sight for a 16 year old kid and I've felt wholly inadequate ever since 

[Soar Fox]

18 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

 

Yep, 3 is a lie - it was with Neil Lennon not Muzzy  At David Lloyd gym Meridian in about '96 on my day off and after Lennon had finished training. 

 

Geoff and I were members at Leics CCC in the late 80's and the Windies were touring. We got to Grace Road really early and when their team bus arrived the kit man asked if we'd help taking the bags up to their changing rooms. We then helped them do some fielding practice on the outfield before the game which was really cool.

 

Afterwards we stuck around and went back to the changing rooms to take the kit back down to the bus. That's when we encountered Viv Richards, Malcolm Marshall etc. in all their glory as they went in and out of the showers. A rare sight for a 16 year old kid and I've felt wholly inadequate ever since 

So the stereotype is true then.

 

Maybe Man Utd fans are telling the truth when they sing that Lukaku song.

[Izzy]

15 minutes ago, Steve_Walsh5 said:

So the stereotype is true then.

 

Maybe Man Utd fans are telling the truth when they sing that Lukaku song.

Lets not open up that can of 24 inch worms again eh 

[shen]

4 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

Agreed the brag is large, here's a truly shameful list where even the lie is based on a kernel of truth:

 

1. At a New Year's party in Romania I got blackout drunk, wandered into the neighbour's house yelling offensively and nearly got the shit kicked out of me by big muscly Romanian dudes.  Only found out about it the next morning and I still don't remember it happening.

 

2. When I lived in Belgium on a few occasions I broke into major Brussels metro stations after they had been locked for the evening so I could pass the night in the company of one of the many shooting galleries that pop up after hours there.

 

3. Also in Belgium one of my friends was a big weed dealer and I once lost half an ounce of his product when I offered to help him make a deal and ended up being mugged at knife point by some Moroccan kids.

Having lived in Brussels, I can't say I've ever heard of, or experienced anything like claim number 2. Not even sure the metro stations are locked at all in fact. I call BS

First and third story sound quite plausible though!

[Vacamion]

 

1. I once played tighthead prop against Graham Rowntree and I made him squeal like a piggy.

 

 

2. I received an anonymous death threat at work, almost certainly from a group of gangsters from Glasgow's East End, and I was advised by police to vary my route to and from work and my travel times.

 

 

3. I lived solely on beer and the occasional bowl of pasta, for four weeks, when I worked in a German brewery and some Fotze stole my wallet at the start of the month.  You could drink all you wanted whilst working at the brewery, as long as you didn't get visibly drunk.

 

 

 

[Alf Bentley]

5 hours ago, Spiritwalker said:

It was number 1.

My life is so dull.

 

You need to embellish your story a bit:

- You have an artificial penis after a police dog bit it off, leaped into a Ford Focus and drove off.

The chicks will be swooning at your feet.

[Carl the Llama]

3 hours ago, shen said:

Having lived in Brussels, I can't say I've ever heard of, or experienced anything like claim number 2. Not even sure the metro stations are locked at all in fact. I call BS

First and third story sound quite plausible though!

Correct but the shooting galleries after closing time are a real thing, I've only once had to venture into them looking for a friend and it's not something I'd like to make a regular occurrence!

[tom27111]

I have a huge penis.

 

I have a huge penis.

 

I have a tiny penis.

 

Two truths, one lie, right? 

[The Quick Brown Fox]

1, I have 2 pee holes

 

2, I was bitten on the face by the then British boxing champion

 

3, I have scored a goal at the KP stadium

[ozleicester]

1) I have 5 pairs of shoes

2) I have eaten cornflakes for breakfast every day for the past 20 years

3) I have only 3 seats in my lounge

 

boom, thats how you humblebrag!

[Vacamion]

4 hours ago, ozleicester said:

1) I have 5 pairs of shoes

2) I have eaten cornflakes for breakfast every day for the past 20 years

3) I have only 3 seats in my lounge

 

boom, thats how you humblebrag!

 

1) has to be false. No true male owns more than one pair of shoes, Imelda.

[ozleicester]

1 hour ago, Vacamion said:

 

1) has to be false. No true male owns more than one pair of shoes, Imelda.

1pair of work shoes

1 pair of old work shoes (Back ups)

1 pair sandshoes/sneakers

1 pair old sandshoes/sneakers (back ups)

1 pair of garden shoes ( even older pair of sandshoes).

[UpTheLeagueFox]

18 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

2. I was in the same form at school as our very own Geoff Peters back when he was chubby and unpopular 

...and nothing has changed in 30 years mate 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

16 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Geoff and I were members at Leics CCC in the late 80's and the Windies were touring. We got to Grace Road really early and when their team bus arrived the kit man asked if we'd help taking the bags up to their changing rooms. We then helped them do some fielding practice on the outfield before the game which was really cool. Afterwards we stuck around and went back to the changing rooms to take the kit back down to the bus. That's when we encountered Viv Richards, Malcolm Marshall etc. in all their glory as they went in and out of the showers. A rare sight for a 16 year old kid and I've felt wholly inadequate ever since 

I have no memory of this naked shenanigans. (Anyhow, anyhow... did Mark get all the 'graphs? )