2 Truths, 1 Lie

[General Smuts]

2 minutes ago, Benguin said:

I reckon number 2, and it was actual Wilfried Bony.

Was still in the Ivory Coast in 2005 so I'm sure it wasn't him,

[bovril]

7 minutes ago, General Smuts said:

1. Ossie Ardilles has seen my penis

2. Kele from Bloc Party punched me in the face

3. I got a custard pie in the face from Ant from Ant and Dec

All true and all happened within 90 seconds of each other. 

[kingcarr21]

1) I've been held at gunpoint

 

2) I was a losing contestant on 'The Chase'

 

3) I've played football with Robbie Savage

[kingfox]

1. Martin Johnson gave me his used crisp packet after I got his autograph.

2. I once had a piss next to Ken Doherty at mid session of his World Snooker Championship qualifier.

3. Matt Dawson once parked his car on my front drive.

[Soar Fox]

9 minutes ago, kingcarr21 said:

1) I've been held at gunpoint

 

2) I was a losing contestant on 'The Chase'

 

3) I've played football with Robbie Savage

1 & 3 are true. 

[General Smuts]

15 minutes ago, bovril said:

All true and all happened within 90 seconds of each other. 

Last time I go to one of Berlusconi's Bunga Bunga parties.

[Guest MattP]

55 minutes ago, Buce said:

Who was the politician, Alf?

Caroline Flint, I'm saying nothing else but it stuck in my mind.

[Finnegan]

1. My cousin was in the Stereophonics. 

2. I've spoken Welsh with Iwan Roberts. 

3. I've been to a festival with the Super Fury Animals. 

[Finnegan]

1 minute ago, MattP said:

Caroline Flint, I'm saying nothing else but it stuck in my mind.

 

It would, you would. 

[Nick]

This is such a humble-brag thread. ?

[Finnegan]

Just now, Swan Lesta said:

This is such a humble-brag thread. ?

 

Where's the humble? 

[TiffToff88]

1 minute ago, Swan Lesta said:

This is such a humble-brag thread. ?

Its a blatant brag thread 

[Nick]

4 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

1. My cousin was in the Stereophonics. 

2. I've spoken Welsh with Iwan Roberts. 

3. I've been to a festival with the Super Fury Animals. 

You've not spoken Welsh with Ewan Roberts.

 

Funnily enough I've spent some time in Bethesda with a certain group of Welsh Musicians too. I even remember some of it...

[Finnegan]

3 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

You've not spoken Welsh with Ewan Roberts.

 

Funnily enough I've spent some time in Bethesda with a certain group of Welsh Musicians too. I even remember some of it...

 

The Treorchy male voice choir? 

[Nick]

Just now, Finnegan said:

 

The Treorchy male voice choir? 

 

The Super Furries (and Catatonia too for a bit.)

[Finnegan]

Just now, Swan Lesta said:

 

The Super Furries (and Catatonia too for a bit.)

 

You had a good ogle of Cerys? 

[Nick]

Just now, Finnegan said:

 

You had a good ogle of Cerys? 

I've been drunk with Cerys on more than one occasion - really genuinely liked her. Didn't know who she was the first evening I met her - I think she thought I was cool for not being sycophantic- but in actual fact I was just quite ignorant as I was at a house party in a tiny Welsh village.

[Trav Le Bleu]

1) Everything written in FoxesTalk should be taken in deadly, earnest, seriousness.

 

2) A is the first letter of the alphabetical.

 

3) Trav Le Bleu's lies are way too obvious.

[TiffToff88]

4 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

I've been drunk with Cerys on more than one occasion

Do you ever stop bragging???

[Trav Le Bleu]

5 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

I've been drunk with Cerys on more than one occasion - really genuinely liked her. Didn't know who she was the first evening I met her - I think she thought I was cool for not being sycophantic- but in actual fact I was just quite ignorant as I was at a house party in a tiny Welsh village.

She's a poor (typed awful, but backspaced and backed down a little) DJ though. Too much pointless rambling, bit like FT.

 

Love SFA though.

[Carl the Llama]

Agreed the brag is large, here's a truly shameful list where even the lie is based on a kernel of truth:

 

1. At a New Year's party in Romania I got blackout drunk, wandered into the neighbour's house yelling offensively and nearly got the shit kicked out of me by big muscly Romanian dudes.  Only found out about it the next morning and I still don't remember it happening.

 

2. When I lived in Belgium on a few occasions I broke into major Brussels metro stations after they had been locked for the evening so I could pass the night in the company of one of the many shooting galleries that pop up after hours there.

 

3. Also in Belgium one of my friends was a big weed dealer and I once lost half an ounce of his product when I offered to help him make a deal and ended up being mugged at knife point by some Moroccan kids.

[Trav Le Bleu]

4 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

Do you ever stop bragging???

 

8 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

I've been drunk with Cerys on more than one occasion -

He's confused; he means, "drunk on Kerry's", one of those cheap Bailey's-like drinks.

[Spiritwalker]

4 hours ago, Spiritwalker said:

1. I have an artificial penis due to an accident as a child.

2. I have been bitten by a police dog.

3. I drive a Ford Focus.

It was number 1.

My life is so dull.

[Izzy]

1. I've seen all the West Indies cricket team naked (still have flashbacks )

 

2. I was in the same form at school as our very own Geoff Peters back when he was chubby and unpopular 

 

3. I spent 15 minutes alone with Muzzy Izzett in the sauna together 

[StanSP]

6 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

1. I've seen all the West Indies cricket team naked (still have flashbacks )

 

2. I was in the same form at school as our very own Geoff Peters back when he was chubby and unpopular 

 

3. I spent 15 minutes alone with Muzzy Izzett in the sauna together 

Pretty sure I remember you saying once you were friends with Geoff so I'm sure he'll appreciate you saying that about him  @UpTheLeagueFox

 

I reckon 3 is a lie. Bet you placed yourself in that Windies dressing room on purpose. Did you tell them any jokes ?