Daggers Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 "AN ENGLISH Premier League football star reportedly paid four prostitutes $3365 for a hotel romp — but failed to score with any of them after drinking two bottles of Baileys. Watford’s Isaac Success, 21, was arrested after angrily demanding his money back." http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/isaac-success-didnt-enjoy-his-night-with-four-escorts-in-london/news-story/b3064751079386aa65f8f8bed4867bca Ahhhh, Ladyboys....
Voll Blau Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 The effects of 23 years on the game would not render her pleasurable to mine eye.
Simi Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 I'm not haggling! I was trying to pay you a compliment, unless I've grossly misread the situation. It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 Idea for a programme titled "Yachting Mishaps" - some funny, some tragic
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 "You're a man. I'm a woman." "That's a relief............your mind can play tricks on you."
General Smuts Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 Lynn, get rid of her. She’s a drunk racist. I’ll tolerate one, but not both
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 Claims to have made the statue of liberty disappear - still there. Talking out of his arse.
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 That was a negative Lynn. And right now I need two positives. One to cancel out the negative, and the other..............just so I can have a positive.
General Smuts Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 26 minutes ago, ajthefox said: Who the fvck drinks Baileys by the bottle?
Voll Blau Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 Isaac, you're 21-years-old and spending your Saturday night in bed with four girls. You're wasting your life.
urban.spaceman Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 At least our players either leak a video of them being racist towards their hookers or are all arrested and accused of raping them all until found innocent at a later date. Rookie. Isaac FAILURE.
Voll Blau Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 1 hour ago, urban.spaceman said: At least our players either leak a video of them being racist towards their hookers or are all arrested and accused of raping them all until found innocent at a later date. Rookie. Isaac FAILURE. Swap one of those full stops for an exclamation mark and you've basically written a Donald Trump tweet there.
urban.spaceman Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 Oh, and: "You know, when I used to see you in reception, do you know what I used to think? I used to think "Ooohh... she's nicer than my wife."
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 9 October 2017 Posted 9 October 2017 You don't need any beauty sleep. Well, 40 winks.
EnderbyFox Posted 10 October 2017 Posted 10 October 2017 On 10/9/2017 at 12:17, Daggers said: That was classic intercourse. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going.
Daggers Posted 10 October 2017 Author Posted 10 October 2017 7 hours ago, Swan Lesta said: I think you are mistaking this section of the forum for the one where people masturbate themselves over politics. Or politicians masturbate the people. Or maybe there’s mutual masturbation? Shit, I don’t know, I don’t care about such things any longer -I have a small boy from a poor country to attend to my masturbatory needs. He’s called Hamish. He’s 73 but pointed out I couldn’t discriminate based on age in the advert these days. I’d sack him but he’s very good.
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