Strange but True

[SystonFox]

1 hour ago, Wymeswold fox said:

She might just like to enjoy, anywhere, a break from your presence.

 Bit brutal that Wymse?

[Bellend Sebastian]

Check her search history for "Victorian Death Photography" and if you look at the images it produces never sleep again

[ozleicester]

and she finds you attractive.....

[Vacamion]

 

One of my favorite lines from childhood, which my Dad used to tease me with and which I found translates into other languages:

 

"You know how many people are dead in that cemetery?

 

All of them."

 

Well, that's no longer correct if Mrs Tiger is hanging around all the time.

[Beliall]

50 minutes ago, Vacamion said:

 

One of my favorite lines from childhood, which my Dad used to tease me with and which I found translates into other languages:

 

"You know how many people are dead in that cemetery?

 

All of them."

 

Well, that's no longer correct if Mrs Tiger is hanging around all the time.

also works at the Etihad

[boots60]

23 hours ago, HankMarvin said:

Nothing odd about that!!!

 

Plenty of necrophiliacs do the same 

I used to be a necrophiliac but some rotten c*nt split on me.

[lcfcrinaldi]

I don't really understand why you would share your wife's weird hobbies with the wider community, I've never met her and she's creeped me out. 

[AlloverthefloorYesNdidi]

16 hours ago, boots60 said:

I used to be a necrophiliac but some rotten c*nt split on me.

That is horrible :/

[Webbo]

This thread is getting weird and a little unpleasant.