What's your oldest memory?

[Buce]

19 minutes ago, Benguin said:

You’re over 50??? After some of the arguments we’ve had on here I felt sure you were a child. 

 

Wow.

 

A stunning example of your maturity.

[Nalis]

21 hours ago, Unabomber said:

I don’t remember anything before Leicester won the premier league 

 

quite a nice first memory 

On the flip side, I'll be gutted if I forgot this ever happened in later life....

[AyewJoking]

20 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

I remember being in a warm and safe place in the dark, when suddenly all this water started rushing past me and I got pushed through some tiny hole that was much to small for me. Seriously, I thought I was going to be crushed alive, but at the last moment I thought I was going to be saved as someone pulled me out into the light, but then they slapped me and for a terrible moment I thought they were cutting my willy off!

Til the nurse said,

 

"its a girl!"

[Trav Le Bleu]

Just now, Royston. said:

Til the nurse said,

 

"its a girl!"

You were there?!

 

[Buce]

Just now, Trav Le Bleu said:

You were there?!

 

 

He was the nurse...

[AyewJoking]

Im the evil twin who came out you mothers arse

[Trav Le Bleu]

4 minutes ago, Royston. said:

Im the evil twin who came out you mothers arse

[Crinklyfox]

I was aware of my own existence.  No idea how young I was.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Sitting in the coal shed, eating lumps of coal! True.

[Buce]

25 minutes ago, DANGEROUS TIGER said:

Sitting in the coal shed, eating lumps of coal! True.

 

Doesn’t your missus cook, DT?

[Parafox]

Returning to my foster carer (wonderful woman who I will never forget) at the age of 4 in the back of an ambulance having had what I was told was a "necessary operation".

I had been circumcised!! 

 

Maybe that influenced my career. 

 

(As a paramedic, not a genital mutilator)

[Parafox]

6 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Doesn’t your missus cook, DT?

Maybe she only does barbecues.

[Carl the Llama]

Waking up in the cabin bed of my childhood bedroom and going downstairs to eat cereal out of plastic, child safe crockery.  Pretty mundane really except I vividly remember the final moments of the dream I was having prior to waking up as a backwards descent through a swirling, multicoloured tunnel/vortex thingy.  I think inter-dimensional and/or time-travel shenanigans are probably the most viable explanations.

[Buce]

26 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Waking up in the cabin bed of my childhood bedroom and going downstairs to eat cereal out of plastic, child safe crockery.  Pretty mundane really except I vividly remember the final moments of the dream I was having prior to waking up as a backwards descent through a swirling, multicoloured tunnel/vortex thingy.  I think inter-dimensional and/or time-travel shenanigans are probably the most viable explanations.

 

I think drugs are the more likely explanation. 

[fuchsntf]

It's when I could walk..and then  suggesting  to that sassy woman to seduce that lonesome guy in the corner....who was moaning he wanted to know  more,

I was just walking back feeling pretty good with myself,watching the guy being seduced by the weils of this young siren,and biting into the apple,

from this beautiful tree oozing wisdom.....Then suddenly a flash of light,an angry deep voice..booming through the valley,and I found myself suddenly

Hissing,and slithering first along the branches of the beautiful plants and bushes to be then thwarted down to the ground and dirt,condemned for eternity

to crawl along ,around  in life through nook & crannies,giving the inquisitive passer by ,my fangs of gratitude.....The wuzzies, yell out & fall over frothing at the mouth....ahhh it's fun for a while but over the milleniums,slowly starts to get boring now!!

 

.Jesus ( no !!!he wasn't yet underway) but brimstone & hellfire,

I really thought,mankind needed a bunk-up on knowledge gathering...but fk- me,only the other week,proved the "almighty" had right....after all these 1000s of years,

Man's whole knowledge collection,and wisdom gathering, boiled down to deciding on fking Brexit!!!!   Next time he should never forgive me,and cut my rattlers right off!!!   But to answer the question that "blitz & donner"  was my oldest memory... !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Suzie the Fox]

I remember watching a Carry on Film with my parents one Saturday afternoon and one of the characters had a photographic memory. He/she (forget now) would blink and capture the moment. So on Monday i did the same in morning assembly at the headmistress who was doing the blah blah blahing...  to this day i have a clear picture of the dress she was wearing. No clue what she was actually talking about though.

[HybridFox]

Mine's is very strange.

 

There is a picture of me as a toddler in the house and for a few seconds I ACTUALLY remember the photo being taken! That surely has to be the earliest for me.

 

My parents didn't believe me being that young but I remember it so vividly; the room I was in and even the colour of my mum's dress. They were shocked!