Eurovision

[HybridFox]

This needed to come later on when I feel wavy 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

2 minutes ago, Kopic said:

When Finland started, I said to the other half that looks like the bloke from The Rasmus. I didn't actually think it would be them. Was obsessed with their one song as a kid.

 

A true year 7 classic, gonna grab my pencil case shaped like a can of Pepsi Max and do some ollies while I listen to alien ant farm

[HybridFox]

Are they foxes or wolves?

[The Horse's Mouth]

Have I missed owt 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Were those masks made by Neil Buchanan on Art Attack?

[RonnieTodger]

Your dad is getting ready to tell you “it’s all political!”

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Did they just say "grandma taste the best" them Scandis have no limits 

[fazzyfox]

4 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

My notes on the first 3 acts

Very thorough, good system. I’m just using my traditional marks out of ten with a two point bonus for any top totty but with occasional notes to help establish the marking range eg “4.5 generic dance music”. Usually quite a few 4.5’s, lazy of them to go for broad appeal by leaving out any distinctive character.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 minute ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

Were those masks made by Neil Buchanan on Art Attack?

 

3 parts PVA 1 part water and get a parent to help with the scissors

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hated Norway, 15/100

[tom27111]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Hated Norway, 15/100

Wolves are carnivorous, a banana would not please a wolf.

[HybridFox]

Same chords as that I belong with you, you belong with me and my sweetheart

[The Horse's Mouth]

Quite like this 

[Mike Oxlong]

And now Armenia with Who Ate All The Pies 

[The Horse's Mouth]

Just now, Mike Oxlong said:

And now Armenia with Who Ate All The Pies 

Think I'd give her one yano but it could be the pjyamas 

[tom27111]

Just now, Mike Oxlong said:

And now Armenia with Who Ate All The Pies 

Chubby Ellie Goulding. Very bland. I expected more.

[Kopic]

Nothing beats eurovision host banter.

[The Horse's Mouth]

Is mans not making an appearance this year?

[Mike Oxlong]

Who’s the w@nker in the white ? 

 

And why has he just simulated cupping testicles ?

Edited 14 May 2022 by Mike Oxlong

[SouthStandUpperTier]

What the hell are they going on about?

[fazzyfox]

8 down, just the 73 more to go. Not starting my buffet and wine til 9:30, pace yourself fazzyfox, pace yourself. 
Got the chubster from Armenia in the lead with a 7 and a borderline bonus totty point.

[PhillippaT]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[The Horse's Mouth]

These Italians aren't getting IT

[Voll Blau]

Bet the French/Breton one was well received on Thirsty Street, Rennes.

[Mike Oxlong]

I reckon you stick a terrorist in a cell for 24 hours with these three and they spill the beans on the whole operation 

Edited 14 May 2022 by Mike Oxlong