What did Santa bring?

[tom27111]

Sorry for slightly jumping the gun, but my Mrs hasn't even tried to hide that's the double canopy TaylorMade golf umbrella I asked for 

 

It'd better be double canopy anyway, otherwise I'm turning in to Mary Poppins on a gust. @Izzy @Milo you're catching me, right? 

 

I'll update more around 9am.

 

 

[Charl91]

Think you've got a big tube of smarties there. 

[tom27111]

My Mrs always puts each person's presents in a pile on Xmas eve.

 

Stepson has got the smallest pile I've ever seen...but he's going to shit himself when he realises that big box is a PS5 

 

And that lad turned 16 in the summer and got his first job.

 

Insisted on buying everyone presents from his own money. 

 

There's something sitting there for me...

 

I don't even care what it is. It looks half decent and weighty though 

 

I may be a stepdad and they aren't my kids biologically, but fvck me, we're a family.

[Electric Yetis]

23 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Sorry for slightly jumping the gun, but my Mrs hasn't even tried to hide that's the double canopy TaylorMade golf umbrella I asked for 

 

It'd better be double canopy anyway, otherwise I'm turning in to Mary Poppins on a gust. @Izzy @Milo you're catching me, right? 

 

I'll update more around 9am.

 

 

Enjoy!

[tom27111]

1 minute ago, Rain King said:

Enjoy!

 

I was going to say "I'd take that", but it would be misconstrued on here 

[Electric Yetis]

At this rate my youngest is not gonna have anything. Think it may be his last year believing in Santa but he's still not asleep properly, keeps waking up as he's too excited and as such we've not managed to go downstairs and get everything out.

Edited 25 December 2022 by Rain King

[tom27111]

5 minutes ago, Rain King said:

At this rate my youngest is not gonna have anything. Think it may be his last year believing in Santa but he's still not asleep properly, keeps waking up as he's too excited and as such we've not managed to go downstairs and get everything out.

 

Haha 

 

Oh, to be that age again.

 

You were like it too!

 

We all were

 

But, whisky. Just give him a drop of whisky 

[PAULCFC]

The JD is still going down ok,Mrs has wrapped whatever new Pokemon games are on the Switch.......just got to charge the switch,or there will be tears!

[PAULCFC]

See you on the other side.....when i'm looking for batteries!

[tom27111]

14 minutes ago, PAULCFC said:

See you on the other side.....when i'm looking for batteries!

 

That's what your Mrs said 

[PAULCFC]

With 2 kids the hunt for batteries is like looking for gold....especially when you have 2 xbox's.And my mrs has told me that before!

[Jattdogg]

1 hour ago, tom27111 said:

Sorry for slightly jumping the gun, but my Mrs hasn't even tried to hide that's the double canopy TaylorMade golf umbrella I asked for 

 

It'd better be double canopy anyway, otherwise I'm turning in to Mary Poppins on a gust. @Izzy @Milo you're catching me, right? 

 

I'll update more around 9am.

 

 

If rain king didnt post his/her reply, you know it would have been me posting the same thing

[tom27111]

2 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

If rain king didnt post his/her reply, you know it would have been me posting the same thing

 

You reckon you'd get away with that umbrella in Canada? 

[Jattdogg]

1 minute ago, tom27111 said:

 

You reckon you'd get away with that umbrella in Canada? 

You still up mate? Lol

[Mike Oxlong]

6 hours ago, tom27111 said:

Sorry for slightly jumping the gun, but my Mrs hasn't even tried to hide that's the double canopy TaylorMade golf umbrella I asked for 

 

It'd better be double canopy anyway, otherwise I'm turning in to Mary Poppins on a gust. @Izzy @Milo you're catching me, right? 

 

I'll update more around 9am.

 

 

There’s a similar looking present under the tree for me. Given the recent cold weather I asked for a new willy warmer. 

[VLC86]

8 hours ago, tom27111 said:

Sorry for slightly jumping the gun, but my Mrs hasn't even tried to hide that's the double canopy TaylorMade golf umbrella I asked for 

 

It'd better be double canopy anyway, otherwise I'm turning in to Mary Poppins on a gust. @Izzy @Milo you're catching me, right? 

 

I'll update more around 9am.

 

 

Plot twist, your mrs wants to try something new. Brace yourself.

 

Merry Christmas all.

[VLC86]

7 hours ago, Rain King said:

Enjoy!

Beaten to it 😂

[phoneticerror]

Just unwrapped the little flask that’s on sale from the foxes Fanstore. I look forward to being refused entry to the stadium with it in the coming weeks.

[tom27111]

2 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

There’s a similar looking present under the tree for me. Given the recent cold weather I asked for a new willy warmer. 

Alright, no need to show off, big boy 

 

Literally living up to your user name!

[Raj]

8 hours ago, tom27111 said:

Sorry for slightly jumping the gun, but my Mrs hasn't even tried to hide that's the double canopy TaylorMade golf umbrella I asked for 

 

It'd better be double canopy anyway, otherwise I'm turning in to Mary Poppins on a gust. @Izzy @Milo you're catching me, right? 

 

I'll update more around 9am.

 

 

 

8 hours ago, Rain King said:

Enjoy!

Hope it's the bottom.one, going into the bottom of yours Tom!!!

[tom27111]

It was a golf umbrella. 

 

I'm slightly disappointed now after your lovely suggestions 

 

The turkey has just gone in and I'm already on the bucks fizz.

 

It's what Jesus would want.

 

Got some lovely stuff.

 

Hope you all have a great day 

Edited 25 December 2022 by tom27111

[tom27111]

I bought this mug for my eldest step daughter during lockdown, when she went meat free.

 

She finally got me back today 

[Facecloth]

20 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

I bought this mug for my eldest step daughter during lockdown, when she went meat free.

 

She finally got me back today 

Hope you don't lose the left sock.

[tom27111]

My Mrs always makes me feel terrible on Xmas day.

 

She's bought me an absolutely stunning Paul Smith top...

 

I've got her a pair of slippers from amazon that need sending back because "they're hideous" 

[FoyleFox]

1 minute ago, tom27111 said:

My Mrs always makes me feel terrible on Xmas day.

 

She's bought me an absolutely stunning Paul Smith top...

 

I've got her a pair of slippers from amazon that need sending back because "they're hideous" 

At least the return should be easy to arrange...