Most comically absurd last day outcomes

[Chelmofox]

Everton and Leeds form has crumbled in the last 2 games, and both are losing on the final day. Its 1-1 at the KP and a simply awful game. Declan Rice's own goal got the Foxes back on level terms in the 2nd half.

 

Its the 92nd minute and most of the stadium has emptied, but a Barnes cross clips Zouma on the arm. A long VAR check gives us a penalty. The 10,000 fans left in the stadium smash their clappers like crazy.

 

As Vardy walk over to pick the ball out of Youri's arms, Maddison grabs it and walks towards the penalty spot. Vardy gives Maddison a cold hard stare of Paddington proportions. 

 

Nothing is going to get in the way of Maddison using the final kick of the game to keep the foxes in the Premier League. This is his moment, and his gift back to the club after such a difficult season. Surely nothing can go wrong from here ............ 

[StonyFox]

We make it to half time without conceding 

[ScubaBlue]

2 hours ago, southfox66 said:

All the tills go down in stadium so they have to give away all food and drink for free as will all be out of date by the start of next season 

Still won’t be consuming any of it! 

[Gamble92]

We are 3-0 down to west ham. A family stand member, 12 pints deep, walks in the club shop at half time and buys this for £450 just before Jim was about to come round with his price gun and mark it as 50p

[justfoxes]

We win 7-0  Vardy smashes all the corner flags celebrating, Madders scores a curling 40yd free kick plus Soumare scores with an assist off the refs arse after Wilf shoots for goal hits the refs arse then falls to Soumare to slot home, Top refunds all season tickets memberships and tickets bought for the season with an extra £5k to each fan as an apology for the awful season and then to make the Day even better Rudkin streaks across the pitch falls on his arse and then gets Fired !!

Edited 16 May 2023 by justfoxes

[CheeseHead]

Everton are 3 nil up in 10mins at home to Bournemouth, their fans are celebrating their imminent survival deliriously. Leicester and Leeds are all but down. At half time the Premier League announce that Everton are docked 6 points for FFP violations. Leicester stay up after a late thunder-bastard winner from Tielemans

[Pliskin]

Pliskins delusional positivity party is back on. 
 

All the teams above is bar Leeds will lose their next fixtures, Leeds will draw. We go to Newcastle and shit house a 1-2 win, Vardy with a late winner….. Thus leaving us out of the bottom three for the final day, we beat West Ham, Forest beat Palace, Everton Beat Bournemouth and Leeds get their back doors smashed in by Harry Kane in his last game for spurs. 
 

Us and Forest stay up, Everton and Leeds go down. 

[Bilo]

The players get booed on to the pitch as the PHG is drowned out.

[huddersfieldfox]

3 hours ago, Tuna said:

Leicester staying up at Everton's expense, West Ham play the kids ahead of there Conference league final.

David Moyes will do his best to save Everton 

[Chelmofox]

17 minutes ago, Pliskin said:

Pliskins delusional positivity party is back on. 
 

All the teams above is bar Leeds will lose their next fixtures, Leeds will draw. We go to Newcastle and shit house a 1-2 win, Vardy with a late winner….. Thus leaving us out of the bottom three for the final day, we beat West Ham, Forest beat Palace, Everton Beat Bournemouth and Leeds get their back doors smashed in by Harry Kane in his last game for spurs. 
 

Us and Forest stay up, Everton and Leeds go down. 

F%%king hell mate. 

[jonathan_ross]

It’s the final whistle at the king power stadium and after the premier leagues first ever relegation battle minus an actual battle by the players the air is blue, the fans turn hostile, deafening chants of sack the board and your not fit to wear the shirt can be heard but then suddenly quicker than a flash the club fights back with the supporters and delivers a fatal blow!!

The signal is given to press the button!!

 

Out of the speakers the f##king goal music blasts out and a within an instant all supporters break in a moronic dance and chant along to the chorus forgetting all memories of the most pathetic and embarrassing season in history.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited 16 May 2023 by jonathan_ross

[HybridFox]

6 hours ago, The Year Of The Fox said:

Dean Smith picks 11 players from the crowd to play 5 mins before KO, (probably none from here as most don’t know too much about football 🤪)

 

The fans 11 beat West Ham 5-0 and we survive on GS

Boos and chants of "you don't know what you're doing" when Jobbers is hooked for Madders in the 80th min 

[The Horse's Mouth]

Leicester score first 

[HybridFox]

13 hours ago, StonyFox said:

We make it to half time without conceding 

Then concede within a min of the restart before the floodgates open 

[Roosters boots]

Newcastle beat Brighton on Thursday and confirm champions league qualification and spend the whole weekend on the lash, allowing us to waltz around st James park and smash them, followed by Vardy bowing out in style with a hat-trick against West Ham and doing hammer ⚒️and bubble 🫧celebrations would be nice

[huddersfieldfox]

Stop please stop we are doomed. 

[shailen]

We beat Newcastle 5-1 on Monday night but concede first so Dean Smith will say it'll be nice to score first in a game for once. Everton and Leeds draw and Forest lose, so it's in our hands. 

 

We go 3-0 up against West Ham at half time. The players come out in flip-flops in the second half thinking we've done it and then a couple of Faes and N'didi own goals later we've lost with Everton beating Bournemouth due to a Demarai Gray masterclass. Chris Wood does the business for Forest too. 

[Dahnsouff]

Super League goes live at half time, Big 6 + Newcastle - Spurs walk off their respective pitches giving the collective bird to the Premier League.

 

We are reinstated to make up the numbers.

[jonthefox]

Tony James with the winner 

[String fellow]

In the confusion of the climax to the season, David Moyes accidently selects 10 traffic cones and Brian Dear. City's bogeyman of yesteryear strikes again, and despite our best efforts on a rather muddy pitch and with Peter Shilton making an unexpected appearance in goal, we lose 4-2, just as we did twice in 4 days over the Xmas period in 1967. Inevitably, relegation is assured. But then, minutes after the final whistle, Moyes generously volunteers to have West Ham relegated instead, so it's all smiles at the KP, and City and their fans live happily ever after in the PL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhfQ0RrQk

 

[DoveValleyFox]

PL bosses admit that Danny Ward is not a goalkeeper, or even a footballer. He was their teaboy and he blackmailed them into giving him registration after he witnessed some highly peculiar ritual goings on after hours in their boardroom.

 

All goals against him are scrubbed and we are comfortably safe. 

 

The fact that Ward managed to fool Rodgers, Stowell and the Welsh FA comes as a surprise to no-one. 

[melvinmmelvin]

Foxes arrive at the Hammers game not already relegated...

[rico]

We draw moustaches on the ladies team and stick them on the pitch in place of the mens, we win 1-0 and they all celebrate the goal like Ravenlli

[Mr Weller 2]

We don’t concede another goal

[The Doctor]

9 hours ago, rico said:

We draw moustaches on the ladies team and stick them on the pitch in place of the mens, we win 1-0 and they all celebrate the goal like Ravenlli

I mean they'd put up more of a fight and be more likely to get a result than the actual team we put out