Important business (Top vanashing)

[Headcase]

So what was so important for Top not to come back for the 2nd half? 

 

He had the squits?

He was on phone to a manager? 

He was bidding on ebay for a new horse?

He was avoiding possible abuse from fans? 

 

Thoughts...

[S1DDO]

Hopefully he won’t come back 

[lookwhaticando]

Got on the blower to the good folk at St Mary’s and asked if they had anyone else on the books from that time we spanked nine past them. 

[brookfox]

Probably went to the toilet to start a new season of Championship Manager as Southampton on his phone to plan our next move.

[markko]

He should suffer like the rest who watch. To he balanced think AK had some bad cards today. Caleb a fool and Hamza injured. That being said we have took no points from two teams who are relegation candidates and we have been at home.That is cause for concern. We are not too good to go down. WAKE UP TOP!!

[Guesty]

His ego probably couldn't cope knowing the camera would be zooming in on him throughout the second half.

[Craig]

He had his kids there. 

 

Maybe they had to change his nappy. 

 

[phoneticerror]

Using ChatGPT to write his next excuse.

[Headcase]

1 minute ago, Craig said:

He had his kids there. 

 

Maybe they had to change his nappy. 

 

Had to read this one twice! I thought his kids aint that young

[phoneticerror]

2 minutes ago, Craig said:

He had his kids there. 

 

Maybe they had to change his nappy. 

 

More shit on the pitch.

[ozvaldo]

There was probably a Polo match on somewhere. 
 

Fat little shıthouse. 

[Samilktray]

Ive always wondered if he knows the offside rule 

[em9999]

Top was on pitch after the game when fans all went home with his family.  

[Gravel]

Went off to horse whip a few monks

[Bourbon Fox]

He watched us getting battered by Charlton and suddenly realised he needed to rush off and sign Joe Aribo to save our season

[CrazyKopCorner]

I assume he couldn't face the calamitous **** up he's created 

[South Shire Fox]

22 minutes ago, Headcase said:

So what was so important for Top not to come back for the 2nd half? 

 

He had the squits?

He was on phone to a manager? 

He was bidding on ebay for a new horse?

He was avoiding possible abuse from fans? 

 

Thoughts...

I imagine it was to authorise Joe Aribo and that Man City kid that will inevitable turn us down

[Pita]

He could not watch the rubbish our team are putting out. 

[Globalfox]

27 minutes ago, Headcase said:

So what was so important for Top not to come back for the 2nd half? 

 

He had the squits?

He was on phone to a manager? 

He was bidding on ebay for a new horse?

He was avoiding possible abuse from fans? 

 

Thoughts...

He moved into a box with his wife and kids. I think he thought the shouted comments were getting too close coming from around the west stand.

[Russell sprout]

1 hour ago, Headcase said:

So what was so important for Top not to come back for the 2nd half? 

 

He had the squits?

He was on phone to a manager? 

He was bidding on ebay for a new horse?

He was avoiding possible abuse from fans? 

 

Thoughts...

He was having tea with prince andrew in his private suite

[justfoxes]

57 minutes ago, Craig said:

He had his kids there. 

 

Maybe they had to change his nappy. 

 

What Tops Nappy ?????

[Craig]

Just now, justfoxes said:

What Tops Nappy ?????

That's what I said 

[justfoxes]

53 minutes ago, Gravel said:

Went off to horse whip a few monks

Should Horse whip the players !!

[Parafox]

He got wind of half price Chang. 

[justfoxes]

5 hours ago, Parafox said:

He got wind of half price Chang. 

I wouldn’t even buy that pi55 at 90% off 🤢