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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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MPH

MPH

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Was walking past the fridge just now and it sounded like the Onions were singing ' staying alive' by the beegees. Turns out it was the chives talking...

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Tielemans63

Tielemans63

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A Norwich player was seriously concussed on Saturday after a nasty clash of heads.

No other player was involved.

Edited by Paddy Akinbiyi
Lamby

Lamby

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Apparantly George Michael has sent his sympathies to the Italian Cruise liner captain, he too knows what it feels like to lie on your side abandoned with your bottom wrecked after a night cruising.

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Wherethefoxhat?

Wherethefoxhat?

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Met my new g/friends parents last night & her Dad took to me to one side and said "If you hurt her you'll have me to answer to ".

I told him "You've got no worries there ........i'v only got a little dick and she has an a/sole like a Hippo's yawn !"

Danno

Danno

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VALENTINES DAY:

Drinks £20

Meal £35

Taxi £25

Hotel £250

The look on your face when your girlfriend tells you she's on her period: PRICELESS!!

FoxyPV

FoxyPV

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VALENTINES DAY:

Drinks £20

Meal £35

Taxi £25

Hotel £250

The look on your face when your girlfriend tells you she's on her period: PRICELESS!!

When the river's red, take the dirt track instead.

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FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

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Wife asked me to cut my finger nails while doing a finger diddle as it was hurting her, I had to explain it was my watch.

Hope you gave it a good clean - they can get sweaty and smelly enough as it is.

Your watch that is, not your significant others clout.

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