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The joke thread

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Renart

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Anyone putting a bet on the Grand National? I am wondering who to back. V Neck looks like a very food jumper, and Creosote is good over fences, but I am putting a tenner on Dusty Carpet as he'll take one hell of a beating!

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TiffToff88

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25 minutes ago, Renart said:

Anyone putting a bet on the Grand National? I am wondering who to back. V Neck looks like a very food jumper, and Creosote is good over fences, but I am putting a tenner on Dusty Carpet as he'll take one hell of a beating!

Does look quite tasty to be fair

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Alf Bentley

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10 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Narcissists really annoy me, they need to take a good, long, look at themselves in the mirror!

 

I had a girlfriend who was claustrophobic but we split up because she wanted to go out all the time.

Then a kleptomaniac stole my heart.

I'm now with an agoraphobic but I have a suspicion that she's in the closet.

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the fox

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3 stoned guys sitting together, they needed a lighter so one of them volunteered.

He went around the next building and returned to the other 2. Not knowing that they were his mates He asked them " does anyone of you fellas have a lighter" and as soon as he finished his sentence he tripped and fell to the ground, one of those 2 responded

 

"hey! Get up, stupid and come take a seat, our friend went to get one"

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Facecloth

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11 minutes ago, the fox said:

3 stoned guys sitting together, they needed a lighter so one of them volunteered.

He went around the next building and returned to the other 2. Not knowing that they were his mates He asked them " does anyone of you fellas have a lighter" and as soon as he finished his sentence he tripped and fell to the ground, one of those 2 responded

 

"hey! Get up, stupid and come take a seat, our friend went to get one"

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the fox

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1 minute ago, Facecloth said:

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3 stoned guys sitting together, they needed a lighter so one of them volunteered.

He went around the next building and returned to the other 2. Not knowing that they were his mates He asked them " does anyone of you fellas have a lighter" and as soon as he finished his sentence he tripped and fell to the ground, one of those 2 responded

 

"hey! Get up, stupid and come take a seat, our friend went to get one"

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Facecloth

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7 minutes ago, the fox said:

3 stoned guys sitting together, they needed a lighter so one of them volunteered.

He went around the next building and returned to the other 2. Not knowing that they were his mates He asked them " does anyone of you fellas have a lighter" and as soon as he finished his sentence he tripped and fell to the ground, one of those 2 responded

 

"hey! Get up, stupid and come take a seat, our friend went to get one"

I read it. It's just not funny. Whether that's because it's badly written or it's just a shit joke I'm not sure, but it's not funny.

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Facecloth

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2 minutes ago, the fox said:

I got that, maybe the writing is bad, who knows? Comedy is subjective and some people have a different sense of humor, different strokes for different folks I guess.:dunno:

Yeah humour is subjective, but I think you'll struggle to find anyone laughing their head off at that. If anything it just seems like a story that was funny if you were there but is shit to anyone it's told to there after.

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Beliall

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40 minutes ago, the fox said:

3 stoned guys sitting together, they needed a lighter so one of them volunteered.

He went around the next building and returned to the other 2. Not knowing that they were his mates He asked them " does anyone of you fellas have a lighter" and as soon as he finished his sentence he tripped and fell to the ground, one of those 2 responded

 

"hey! Get up, stupid and come take a seat, our friend went to get one"

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