The joke thread

[the fox]

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

Well somebody has to bite it's a good one I promise, don't make me write it out it doesn't work when I write it out:

 

Knock knock

Go away!

 

But seriously, Who's there!

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, the fox said:

Go away!

 

But seriously, Who's there!

An interrupting cow

[the fox]

Just now, Carl the Llama said:

An interrupting cow

An interrupting cow who?

[Carl the Llama]

Just now, the fox said:

An interrupting cow who?

Moooo

[the fox]

4 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Moooo

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Edited 17 April 2017 by the fox

[Stadt]

these last few pages

[Buce]

43 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Moooo

 

[Beliall]

 

[the fox]

What's the most popular sport in the ISIS Olympics?

 

Its the 100 meter daesh.

[Beliall]

1 minute ago, the fox said:

What's the most popular sport in the ISIS Olympics?

 

Its the 100 meter daesh.

Daesh is an acronym for the Arabic phrase al-Dawla al-Islamiya al-Iraq al-Sham (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant).

 

 

usually I find if i have to google the punchline it removes the humour. maybe someone googled your punchline 

[Buce]

4 minutes ago, the fox said:

What's the most popular sport in the ISIS Olympics?

 

Its the 100 meter daesh.

 

[separator]

Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?

 

Because of the Telly Ban

[Tuna]

10 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Be careful @the fox don't want to see you in an orange jumpsuit on al Jazeera in the near future.

[Beliall]

10 minutes ago, separator said:

Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?

 

Because of the Telly Ban

Thanks Alan

[the fox]

17 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I need help

[separator]

5 minutes ago, the fox said:

I need help

[Buce]

28 minutes ago, the fox said:

What's the most popular sport in the ISIS Olympics?

 

Its the 100 meter daesh.

 

IS gymnastic champion:

 

[Alf Bentley]

27 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

What's that? 100m hurdles track at the ISIS Olympics?

[StanSP]

anyone else think @the fox would tell this joke wrong  

Quote

 

"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter."

"Thanks Dad." 

"No problem Alan"

 

 

[Jimothy]

4 minutes ago, StanSP said:

anyone else think @the fox would tell this joke wrong  

 

Yep it'd be.

 

"Dad why am I called Alan?"

 

"Your mum likes anal son"

[Strokes]

19 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Yep it'd be.

 

"Dad why am I called Alan?"

 

"Your mum likes anal son"

Finally someone explains the joke to me. 

[Webbo]

4 minutes ago, Strokes said:

Finally someone explains the joke to me. 

I thought the mother was a fan of Lana Del Rey.

[bovril]

8 minutes ago, Webbo said:

I thought the mother was a fan of Lana Del Rey.

Then his name would be Dry Anal Eel.

[Buce]

35 minutes ago, StanSP said:

anyone else think @the fox would tell this joke wrong  

 

 

"Dad, why's my sister called Theresa?"

 

"Because your mum likes it up her Gary.."

 

"Thanks, Dad, but my name's Alan".

[Trav Le Bleu]

Here's a few classics from the "The Fox Joke Omnibus"...

 

What's green, got 6 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a snooker table tree?

 

A deadly snooker table.

 

What is yellow, dangerous and shark-infested?

 

Dangerous custard.

 

Why did the beach blush at the seaweed?

 

Because it urinated.