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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Nick

Nick

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4 minutes ago, Aus Fox said:

A little tiered today.

 

My wife bought me a new telescope, I stayed up all night trying to find the sun.

Then it dawned on me...

I hate it when I'm in bed and another budding sun chaser is trying to look up my ass.

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StanSP

StanSP

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"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"


"Because your Mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter."


"Thanks Dad." 


"No problem Alan"

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Tuna

Tuna

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11 minutes ago, StanSP said:

"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"


"Because your Mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter."


"Thanks Dad." 


"No problem Alan"

 

19 hours ago, separator said:

Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

 

"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"

 

"Thanks Dad"

 

"No problem Alan"

lol Sorry Stan!

Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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3 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

A little tiered today.

 

My wife bought me a new telescope, I stayed up all night trying to find the sun.

Then it dawned on me...

And now you're blind. :cool:

 

Guest the fox

Guest the fox

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Hope this will get a laugh out of someone:

 

Thanks for telling me the definition of the word many.

It means a lot

 

A farmer and his dog are herding sheep. They finish and his dog says "I counted 40 sheep". The farmer replies, "That's odd I only got 37". The dog replies "I rounded them up".

 

Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay but the reception was amazing.

 

Why did the partially blind man fall down a well?

He couldn't see that well

 

Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

 

 

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

The vendor gives him a hot dog and the Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill. After a moment of waiting, the Buddhist asks, "Where's my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Ahh, change must come from within."

 

Credit to reddit.

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Guest the fox

Guest the fox

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2 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Who's there?

 

Dishes!

Guest the fox

Guest the fox

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4 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Dishes who?

 

(I think I know where this is going)

Aha! You thought this is Sean Connery, but dishes but a scratch.

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Buce

Buce

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46 minutes ago, the fox said:

Someone humor me here.

 

Knock knock!

 

26 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Who's there?

 

 

23 minutes ago, the fox said:

Dishes!

 

21 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Dishes who?

 

(I think I know where this is going)

 

17 minutes ago, the fox said:

Aha! You thought this is Sean Connery, but dishes but a scratch.

 

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Guest the fox

Guest the fox

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Just now, Buce said:

 

 

 

 

 

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I should've quit while I was ahead

 

Stupid, stupid!

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