The joke thread

[the fox]

 

"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter."

"Thanks Dad." 

"No problem alen"

[the fox]

The dangerous custard joke actually made me grin

[separator]

9 minutes ago, the fox said:

 

"Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter."

"Thanks Dad." 

"No problem alen"

[the fox]

, I don't care what people say, I love foxestalk.

 

No shame in having a different sense of humor (o.k I admit it, I can't keep up with the English wit)

But At least when people make fun of you here they do it properly with a decent banter.

Edited 17 April 2017 by the fox

[Beliall]

3 minutes ago, the fox said:

, I don't care what people say, I love foxestalk.

 

No shame in having a different sense of humor (o.k I admit it, I can't keep up with the English wit)

But At least when people make fun of you here they do it properly with a decent banter.

Finally a funny joke! 

[Tuna]

I think my girlfriend has had 61 boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

[Tuna]

I accidentally swallowed the scrabble tiles A, E, I, O, U last night.

 

I went to the doctors and have been diagnosed with Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

[Jattdogg]

2 minutes ago, Tuna said:

I accidentally swallowed the scrabble tiles A, E, I, O, U last night.

 

I went to the doctors and have been diagnosed with Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

How exactly did you accidentally swallow 5 scrabble tiles?

[Webbo]

5 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

How exactly did you accidentally swallow 5 scrabble tiles?

They were in some game pie.

[Izzy]

35 minutes ago, Tuna said:

I accidentally swallowed the scrabble tiles A, E, I, O, U last night.

 

I went to the doctors and have been diagnosed with Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

I accidentally swallowed some Tippex last night.

 

Woke up with a massive correction..

[cambridgefox]

27 minutes ago, Webbo said:

They were in some game pie.

After a night on the tiles!

[Parafox]

Going into a teenagers room is like a trip to Ikea.

 

You pop in to have a look and end up leaving with 6 cups, 2 plates, 3 bowls, a tea towel and some cutlery.

[Beliall]

21 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Going into a teenagers room is like a trip to Ikea.

 

You pop in to have a look and end up leaving with 6 cups, 2 plates, 3 bowls, a tea towel and some cutlery.

And some crusty socks

[kingcarr21]

Love how when I see a joke on facebook its in this thread within an hour  

 

 

[TiffToff88]

I love how when i see a joke in this thread it's on Facebook within an hour 

[Carl the Llama]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

Going into a teenagers room is like a trip to Ikea.

 

You pop in to have a look and end up leaving with 6 cups, 2 plates, 3 bowls, a tea towel and some cutlery.

Presume you mean like at Xmas when they have that fake snow sprayed on every conceivable surface

[Carl the Llama]

Gotta say though I don't remember the cashiers screaming at me to knock first as they pull up their trousers.

[Jimothy]

2 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Gotta say though I don't remember the cashiers screaming at me to knock first as they pull up their trousers.

You've obviously never been to IKEA Coventry.

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

Gotta say though I don't remember the cashiers screaming at me to knock first as they pull up their trousers.

 

 

Since I believe you're too young to have teenage kids, I'd like to know how you know this, Carl..

[Carl the Llama]

2 hours ago, Buce said:

 

 

Since I believe you're too young to have teenage kids, I'd like to know how you know this, Carl..

Well I was a teenager once and I have a dick.  How you only found out about masturbation once your son reached adolescence is the real mystery here  

[Carl the Llama]

Also raises worrying questions that @Buce, questions like did he teach you?

[Beliall]

How did he have a son if he doesn't know how his knob works? you sure he yours @Buce ?

Edited 20 April 2017 by Beliall

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Well I was a teenager once and I have a dick.  How you only found out about masturbation once your son reached adolescence is the real mystery here  

 

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

Also raises worrying questions that @Buce, questions like did he teach you?

 

 

A) I don't have a son.

 

B) I lived in a civilised household who wouldn't dream of entering my private space without knocking.

 

C) Standing with one's trousers around the ankles is just such an uncomfortable way to masturbate.

 

But, hey - each to their own..

[Buce]

4 minutes ago, Beliall said:

How did he have a son if he doesn't know how his knob works? you sure he yours @Buce ?

 

 

You do know that kids are not conceived through masturbation, right?

 

Please tell me you do..

[Carl the Llama]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

 

 

A) I don't have a son.

 

B) I lived in a civilised household who wouldn't dream of entering my private space without knocking.

 

C) Standing with one's trousers around the ankles is just such an uncomfortable way to masturbate.

 

But, hey - each to their own..

The plot thickens.  Turns out Buce is a bit posh, his son died (sorry to hear that pal) and he takes all his clothes off every time he stands up to knock one out.