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The joke thread

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Buce

Buce

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1 hour ago, the fox said:

3 stoned guys sitting together, they needed a lighter so one of them volunteered.

He went around the next building and returned to the other 2. Not knowing that they were his mates He asked them " does anyone of you fellas have a lighter" and as soon as he finished his sentence he tripped and fell to the ground, one of those 2 responded

 

"hey! Get up, stupid and come take a seat, our friend went to get one"

 

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Alf Bentley

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Two stoned guys were sitting together when suddenly one spoke up:

"I tell you, I'd really love a good smoke now - and I'd really love a Camel".

 

"Well!", thought the other bloke, "he is my best mate, so I'll see what I can do".

So he went around the next building and came to a taxi rank.

He got a cab to the airport and jumped on the next flight to Algiers.

On arrival, he hired a local guide to take him out into the desert, until he reached an oasis.

There he met some Bedouin tribesman and, by bartering, managed to buy a camel from them.

With the guide, he transported it back across the desert.

At Algiers port, he paid a fortune arranging to ship the camel to the UK and to pay Customs duties.

 

Eventually, a fortnight after he had left, he walked back through Leicester, leading the camel, to where his mate was still sitting stoned.

"Here you are mate!", he said, "just as you wanted - a camel".

His mate was gobsmacked. "Jesus, mate, thanks for the effort - but all I wanted was a Camel and a little lighter!"

 

"Fvck me, you're a fussy bugger!", replied his returning friend. "Couldn't you just put it on a diet of low-fat straw?!"

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Buce

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3 minutes ago, davieG said:

the fox joke looks like someone just replaced Irish with Stoned so as to be politically correct.:dunno:

 

Actually, despite his good English, I suspect the fox isn't from the UK, and humour doesn't transfer very well across different cultures.

 

Just ask the Germans.

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davieG

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8 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Actually, despite his good English, I suspect the fox isn't from the UK, and humour doesn't transfer very well across different cultures.

 

Just ask the Germans.

You may be correct. I wasn't suggesting it was him who changed it.

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Buce

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6 minutes ago, davieG said:

You may be correct. I wasn't suggesting it was him who changed it.

 

I wasn't suggesting you were.. :D

 

It was an attempt to understand why he thought his 'joke' was funny.

 

Edit: He's from Algeria - I guess it lost something in translation.

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bovril

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17 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Actually, despite his good English, I suspect the fox isn't from the UK, and humour doesn't transfer very well across different cultures.

 

Just ask the Germans.

Germans are pretty funny in my experience. Italians are the worst for humour. I suppose they have food to make up for it though.

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Buce

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1 minute ago, bovril said:

Germans are pretty funny in my experience. Italians are the worst for humour. I suppose they have food to make up for it though.

 

Sure.

 

It wasn't a dig at them, I just think each nationality have their own take on humour. Just look at how many classic British sit coms fail in the States.

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the fox

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2 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Actually, 1-despite his good English,

 

 2- suspect the fox isn't from the UK, and humour doesn't transfer very well across different cultures.

 

Just ask the Germans.

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2- all my mahrez bias and you couldn't tell where i'm from?:ph34r:

But seriously, i'm Algerian, and you maybe right. usually that joke works 90% of the time. Maybe i didn't do the best job of transitioning it from my native language to English.

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