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"Has he been yet?, Has he been yet?, Has he been yet?" Every Christmas morning it was the same, we couldn't open our presents until Dad had been for a shit...

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1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

"Has he been yet?, Has he been yet?, Has he been yet?" Every Christmas morning it was the same, we couldn't open our presents until Dad had been for a shit...

Do you ever think that maybe this thread just isn't for you?

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I was installing a new light bulb in the loft today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot through the bedroom ceiling. Fvcking scared the shit out the wife.

 

Hardly surprising, really, she kicked me out last October.

 

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Izzy's jokes are like the bride's wedding superstition rhyme - something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue

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1 hour ago, Parafox said:

I think he thinks it's entirely for him.

 

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

That’s a bit harsh :cry:

Fvck you very much mate 

I forgot the emoji to take the sting off my (jocular) remark. Take your pick...  :P;):whistle:

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