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6 hours ago, Wortho said:

I caught my Sister masturbating with a carrot.

I said, “stop that, I was going to eat that later. Now it’s just going to taste of carrots.”

At least you'll be able to see it in the dark!

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13 hours ago, Wortho said:

I caught my Sister masturbating with a carrot.

I said, “stop that, I was going to eat that later. Now it’s just going to taste of carrots.”

Reminds me of one:

 

How do you know your sisters started her period?

 

Your dad's knob tastes a bit funny.

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I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars. I asked him if I could take two. He said “No! You can Taekwondo.”

 

 

(Awaits another 2 week ban)

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