Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
 Share
Daggers

The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

Recommended Posts

Parafox

Parafox

Posted
Posted
27 minutes ago, Wortho said:

Blonde takes her car to the garage, "It keeps stalling.
-Mechanic "Crap in the carburettor"
-Blonde "How often?"

Just the word "carburettor" shows how old this joke is :thumbdown:

  • Haha 3
Wortho

Wortho

Posted
Posted

I've just been blocked on twitter by Gary Barlow.

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.

 

 

 

 

I might have posted this before, I'm sure someone will inform me if I have.

  • Like 1
  • Sad 1
  • Haha 1
Wortho

Wortho

Posted
Posted

My wife used to work as a magicians assistant and she picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early and she was in the bedroom, she said, "Abracadabra!" and my best mate came out of the wardrobe, stark naked. 
The poor bastard must have wondered what the **** was going on.

Izzy

Izzy

Posted
Posted
On 06/02/2019 at 21:03, Izzy said:

I can't believe that Gary Barlow has blocked me on Twitter!

 

I've no idea why..... but whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it...

 

54 minutes ago, Wortho said:

I've just been blocked on twitter by Gary Barlow.

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.

 

 

I might have posted this before, I'm sure someone will inform me if I have.

4 simple steps buddy to check if a joke has been posted before.

 

1. Click on ‘search’ (Top right)

2. Select ‘this thread’ (or all content)

3. Type in joke key word (in this case ‘Barlow’)

4. Press enter and all posts containing that word appear.

 

You’re welcome :thumbup:

 

Wortho

Wortho

Posted
Posted
1 minute ago, Izzy said:

 

4 simple steps buddy to check if a joke has been posted before.

 

1. Click on ‘search’ (Top right)

2. Select ‘this thread’ (or all content)

3. Type in joke key word (in this case ‘Barlow’)

4. Press enter and all posts containing that word appear.

 

You’re welcome :thumbup:

 

Cheers for that Izzy :cheers:

  • Like 1
Izzy

Izzy

Posted
Posted
On 08/05/2019 at 15:08, Wortho said:

My wife used to work as a magician's assistant years ago. I think she has picked up a few tricks.
I came home from work early yesterday and she was in the bedroom. She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate, Brad came out of the wardrobe, stark naked.
Poor b*stard must have wondered what the **** was going on...

 

1 hour ago, Wortho said:

My wife used to work as a magicians assistant and she picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early and she was in the bedroom, she said, "Abracadabra!" and my best mate came out of the wardrobe, stark naked. 
The poor bastard must have wondered what the **** was going on.

Same 4 simple steps mate. 

 

Always the same :D

  • Haha 2
UpTheLeagueFox

UpTheLeagueFox

Posted
Posted
11 hours ago, Izzy said:

4 simple steps buddy to check if a joke has been posted before.

 

1. Click on ‘search’ (Top right)

2. Select ‘this thread’ (or all content)

3. Type in joke key word (in this case ‘Barlow’)

4. Press enter and all posts containing that word appear.

 

You’re welcome :thumbup:

 

9 hours ago, Wortho said:

But it was worth repeating :)

 

7 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Which Izzy rarely follows :ph34r:

I don't mind jokes being repeated, not everyone sees them first time around.

Relax @Izzy mate, nowt wrong with a bit of recycling.

  • Like 3
Izzy

Izzy

Posted
Posted
9 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

 

I don't mind jokes being repeated, not everyone sees them first time around.

Relax @Izzy mate, nowt wrong with a bit of recycling.

Please don’t confuse me with someone who actually cares mate :rolleyes: 

Just a bit of light hearted bantz :thumbup:

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
davieG

davieG

Posted
Posted
11 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Please don’t confuse me with someone who actually cares mate :rolleyes: 

Just a bit of light hearted bantz :thumbup:

I don't get it :dunno:

TiffToff88

TiffToff88

Posted
Posted
12 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

 

 

I don't mind jokes being repeated, not everyone sees them first time around.

Relax @Izzy mate, nowt wrong with a bit of recycling.

 

He's just having a laugh (which is ironically a rare occurrence in this thread)

  • Like 1
Oxfordfox83

Oxfordfox83

Posted
Posted (edited)
On 29/08/2019 at 12:18, Izzy said:

 

4 simple steps buddy to check if a joke has been posted before.

 

1. Click on ‘search’ (Top right)

2. Select ‘this thread’ (or all content)

3. Type in joke key word (in this case ‘Barlow’)

4. Press enter and all posts containing that word appear.

 

You’re welcome :thumbup:

 

 

On 23/09/2018 at 14:28, Izzy said:

No worries dude :D

 

I've found the 'search' function works quite well on this thread to see if it a jokes been posted before :giggle:

 

On 24/04/2019 at 19:46, Izzy said:

Welcome to the thread James :thumbup:

 

P.S. There's a search function so you can check if jokes have been posted before mate :giggle:

 

 

 

 

 

Ahem

Edited by Oxfordfox83
Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxlong

Posted
Posted
On 29/08/2019 at 12:18, Izzy said:

 

4 simple steps buddy to check if a joke has been posted before.

 

1. Click on ‘search’ (Top right)

2. Select ‘this thread’ (or all content)

3. Type in joke key word (in this case ‘Barlow’)

4. Press enter and all posts containing that word appear.

 

You’re welcome :thumbup:

 

 

Disappointed.

 

I had visions of you scrolling back through all 430 pages every time a “new” joke was posted.

Jimothy

Jimothy

Posted
Posted
26 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

 

Disappointed.

 

I had visions of you scrolling back through all 430 pages every time a “new” joke was posted.

That's why he always finds the duplicates before me!

Wortho

Wortho

Posted
Posted

After a really awkward meal with my new girlfriend and her parents, she said:

"You didn't say much tonight, that was really uncomfortable."

"I know, but it's always like that when you meet up with an ex" I replied.

"Oh my God!" she cried, "you slept with my mum?"

"Nope."

  • Haha 2

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...