Guest Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 was it male or female snowman? female I guess. Snowballs
Zingari Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 man fights off 4 muggers without even dropping his fish and chips A pub landlord trained in martial arts has said he fought off four attackers without dropping his fish and chips. John Wood, 37, said he was stabbed with a screwdriver while walking back to his car from Frank's fish and chip shop in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire. http://www.bbc.co.uk...ngland-21410565
Zingari Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 Lucky not to get battered ( sorry) it was only by the grace of cod that the knife wound wasn't more serious ( sorry too)
Reynard Bleu Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 These thugs were just in the wrong plaice at the wrong. I'll get me coat.
Zingari Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 Their knees will hake for a few days . TAXI !!!
Jon the Hat Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 The whole story sounds a bit fishy to me.
Webbo Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 The landlord sounds like he had a chip on his shoulder.
Danizen Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 Childish giggle of the day: https://www.facebook.com/mustafa.cok.56?fref=ts
Jon the Hat Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 The landlord sounds like he had a chip on his shoulder. he was unlucky, just in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.
Carl the Llama Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 Sounds like he really kicked some bass.
Webbo Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 He saw the muggers face and decided to fillet in.
Uncle Phil Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 I bet he'll be carping on about this for ages.
Carl the Llama Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 Chances are the muggers were a bunch of pikes.
notnow john Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 They'll regret now they've had a chance to mullet over.
casablancas Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 They really need to 'jack' in these behaviours.
Zingari Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 I hope you feckers realise that I'll get the blame for all this punnage
Webbo Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 I hope you feckers realise that I'll get the blame for all this punnage Stop being so koi
MooseBreath Posted 12 February 2013 Posted 12 February 2013 Well he really knocked them off their perch. Next time they'll know not to enc-roach on a man while he's headed to the carpark
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Webbo Posted 15 February 2013 Posted 15 February 2013 http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=6437649d-a19b-42de-a3d5-43be640809f8&_nwpt=1 Rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against two computer companies over a penis-measuring phone app. 'The Chubby Checker' is a phone app for Hewlett-Packard's Palm platform (MAKE YOUR OWN JOKES) and claims it can predict what a man's packing below the belt based on his shoe size. The human Checker's lawyer says the app is damaging Checker's legacy. "The lawsuit is about preserving the integrity of a man who has spent years working hard at his musical craft," Willie Gary said. "And has earned the position of one of the greatest musical entertainers of all time." The exact number isn't known, but the suit reportedly seeks $500 million. Because size matters.
The Doctor Posted 19 February 2013 Posted 19 February 2013 Not so much news but we've not got a thread for "science": http://english.pravda.ru/health/26-03-2005/7950-whipping-0/ Russian scientists from the city of Novosibirsk, Siberia, made a sensational report at the international conference devoted to new methods of treatment and rehabilitation in narcology. The report was called “Methods of painful impact to treat addictive behavior.†Siberian scientists believe that addiction to alcohol and narcotics, as well as depression, suicidal thoughts and psychosomatic diseases occur when an individual loses his or her interest in life. The absence of the will to live is caused with decreasing production of endorphins - the substance, which is known as the hormone of happiness. If a depressed individual receives a physical punishment, whipping that is, it will stir up endorphin receptors, activate the “production of happiness†and eventually remove depressive feelings. Russian scientists recommend the following course of the whipping therapy: 30 sessions of 60 whips on the buttocks in every procedure.
MooseBreath Posted 19 February 2013 Posted 19 February 2013 I wish we did have a thread for science, then I'd never have to read it and so would avoid you banging on about science in every other thread. It's seriously not natural for a student to be so enthusiastic about his subject. Shouldn't you be out getting pissed and stealing road signs or something?
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