The People's Hero Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 Yes, yes! Can we start a bandwagon? Oh please! Yes. But first, a feast!
Phube Posted 1 November 2007 Author Posted 1 November 2007 So here's a list of what is good for you: Alcohol - lowers risk heart disease Fish - full of omega 3,6 Chocolate - good for the heart And here's what's bad for you: Alcohol - oesophageal cancer Fish - full of heavy metals e.g. Mercury, lead Chocolate - full of fat, make you overweight -> Cancer See, it's simple and easy to understand!!
lookwhaticando Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 Everything is bad for you. You can't drink your favourite drinks or eat your favourite foods. You probably shouldn't breathe in case you inhale something nasty (quite likely in a shithole like Middlesbrough, for example). If we all lived as suggested by all these "major studies" into health risks... we'd be all naked, holed up on some remote island in the Pacific and eating nothing but rice (which is also bad for you, one would imagine). Bloody studies. Nobody's taking away my drinks and bacon.
Phube Posted 1 November 2007 Author Posted 1 November 2007 Everything is bad for you.You can't drink your favourite drinks or eat your favourite foods. You probably shouldn't breathe in case you inhale something nasty (quite likely in a shithole like Middlesbrough, for example). If we all lived as suggested by all these "major studies" into health risks... we'd be all naked, holed up on some remote island in the Pacific and eating nothing but rice (which is also bad for you, one would imagine). Bloody studies. Nobody's taking away my drinks and bacon. It actually is... Bowel Cancer again, I'm afraid... The Japanese prove it, very low risk of heart disease (fish etc...) but abnormally high Bowel and stomach cancers... due to all the rice!!
Webbo Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 Ps. It's Brown Sauce with bacon... EVERONE knows that!! You're both wrong, It's FRUITY! sauce.
Raj Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 Tis all a load of bollox. Every few months a study comes out saying something is bad for you,which was good for you in a previous study a few years before that study!!! Im sure in moderation everything is okay. These studies are just keeping people employed as they last a year or so and come to the conclusion most people would have the common sense to know anyway. "Dont smoke 20 fags a day...it might give you cancer" Dont eat too much....it might make you fat" Bollox! Sorry for the rant,but im a veggie,dont smoke,dont drink and exercise,Tis doesnt mean i wont die early or not get cancer does it?
Blue Bob Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 All I can say is what a load of b@llocks!!!! How can bacon give you cancer??? Simple it cant. All these knobheads have done is a survey of everyones eating habits over the years prior to them getting cancer to see if there is any pattern. That vaste majority of people must have ticked bacon hence the link if you eat it there is more of a chance of getting cancer. Thats like saying if you drink water there is a good chance you can get cancer from it as everyone we tested with cancer had at some stage in there life drank water!!!! They also said that you can get cancer from Salami - Oh yeah, then wht isnt all of Italy in the cancer wards??? Complete rubbish. I think the problem is too many do gooders in high paid jobs having to come up with justifications for their job. If you believe them you wouldnt do anything - no smoking, drinking, drugs (obviously), overhead power cables, under ground power cables, mobile phones, fatty foods, bernard Matthews chicken, white bread, red meat, any meat, brown bread, driving cars, riding motor bikes, flying, bicycles, going to a hospital (too many bacteria!!), war is pretty dangerous especially friendly fire from Americans, the list can go on and on. I would wrap myself up in a plastic bubble but I know I would suffocate so I will give it a miss. So I have decided to enjoy my bacon buttie in thick white bread with loads of red sauce after a night out on the pi ss and trying to convince some poor girl that I really am a good catch and I will love her in the morning, sticking two fingers up at these so called experts and enjoy life - if I die before my time so be it, were all supposed to go to a happier place any way so why should I be bothered. Clearly worrying suits these experts, so I will let them do the worrying for me - and no doubt they will die of stress long before any cancer ever gets to them!!!
Guest Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 Do you believe everything in the news? Only if it's printed in the Daily Mail.
lookwhaticando Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 It actually is... Bowel Cancer again, I'm afraid...The Japanese prove it, very low risk of heart disease (fish etc...) but abnormally high Bowel and stomach cancers... due to all the rice!! I suppose we'd just have to eat each other, then.
potter3 Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 Do you believe everything in the news? Pardon Its might be true. It made the daily mailhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770
James. Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 I had a bacon sandwich today and it was absolutely tremendous. This scare mongering rubbish won't stop me, I tell ya.
stez Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 I had a bacon sandwich today and it was absolutely tremendous.This scare mongering rubbish won't stop me, I tell ya. i had one too, and if i suffer now, because of it, i'll bloody sue because there warnings weren't stark enough!
lookwhaticando Posted 1 November 2007 Posted 1 November 2007 I'll bet Cumberland sausages are bad for you 'n all.
Rincewind Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Living till you're 90 is bad for you. You've more chance of dying from a common cold.
stez Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 I'll bet Cumberland sausages are bad for you 'n all. cumberland sausage, is, of course, the food of the gods and actually makes you fitter, younger and more attractive to the opposite sex (or the same sex if you want). lincolnshire sausages were, apparently, the fruit of the tree of knowledge that the serpent make eve eat they also make you weird looking and make your legs turn into monkeys arms. they also are want hitler, pol pot, sadam hussien, george bush and brian cant ate to send them mad (allegedly ate them and allegedly mad) it's true because i've researched it, it's in the daily mail next week.
AoWW Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 I've just eaten a bacon roll - with ketchup... 'twas lovely. I've also had two cigarettes this week - having not had any for over a year or so - and drunk an obscene amount of wine. Having taken such blatant health risks I'm convinced I could drop dead at any second. In which case, it's been nice knowing you all - and I'll save you some seats.
Kent Fox Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 I've just eaten a bacon roll - with ketchup... 'twas lovely. I've also had two cigarettes this week - having not had any for over a year or so - and drunk an obscene amount of wine. Having taken such blatant health risks I'm convinced I could drop dead at any second. In which case, it's been nice knowing you all - and I'll save you some seats. Why are you smoking again? Don't start! Smoking is not good for you! Pot. Kettle. Black.
AoWW Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Why are you smoking again? Don't start! Smoking is not good for you! Pot. Kettle. Black. I'm not 'smoking again'. It was a highly calculated decision that stopped me from going and doing something far more dangerous and probably riskier to my own health/sanity and that of anyone else who was unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity. In that sense, it was medicinal - 'tis my justification and I'm sticking to it.
Micky Ruddle Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Bacon Cob from Rawlins College In the morning. £1.20 (free sauce ) Hasn't bothered me then, hasn't bothered me now, never will bother me
Phube Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 I'm begging to wonder whether bacon sales have actually gone up this week???
MPH Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 TBH I think I'll risk it rather than cut it out!! BBC I am waiting for the report that says the wood in door frames gives you cancer , so consequently, every time you step outside your front door, you are at risk of cancer... that report surely has to be next....
lookwhaticando Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 cumberland sausage, is, of course, the food of the gods and actually makes you fitter, younger and more attractive to the opposite sex (or the same sex if you want). lincolnshire sausages were, apparently, the fruit of the tree of knowledge that the serpent make eve eat they also make you weird looking and make your legs turn into monkeys arms. they also are want hitler, pol pot, sadam hussien, george bush and brian cant ate to send them mad (allegedly ate them and allegedly mad) it's true because i've researched it, it's in the daily mail next week. That's where I've been going wrong all these years... not enough Cumberland. In which case, it's been nice knowing you all - and I'll save you some seats. There's no need to reserve seats in hell.
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