The People's Hero Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 Ingrid, thou art small. In fact, you don't exist at all. It's about Ingrid, my imaginary pet centipede.
Manwell Pablo Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 This looks like a splendid thread. Simply splendid.
Finnegan Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 Ingrid, start the wave, Ingrid, Ingrid start the wave.
Zingari Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 centipedes are vicious , i saw one grab a mouse and eat it
cisono Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 centipedes are vicious , i saw one grab a mouse and eat it And this was ... before or after a night out? Sorry to say that your nick sounds "wrong" btw ...
Finnegan Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 And this was ... before or after a night out? Sorry to say that your nick sounds "wrong" btw ... He knows what it means, but there were some old cricket team called the I Zingari or something in the late 19th century.
Zingari Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 And this was ... before or after a night out? Sorry to say that your nick sounds "wrong" btw ... you have been warned http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg the nickname is a slight mistranslation "the gypsies" (il zingari ) and it is an old football league in liverpool http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Zingari_League
cisono Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 you have been warned http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg the nickname is a slight mistranslation "the gypsies" (il zingari) and it is an old football league in liverpool http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Zingari_League I don't have a problem with the term "zingari", just with the article used with it... i.e. I would say "gli zingari" instead... (P.S. "Il zingari" - in a regional variation - would mean something else entirely, like some guy whose surname is "Zingari")
Thracian Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 Ingrid was a centipede She took a risky walk A hundred yards on a 100 legs It made the neighbours talk Sadly when she reached her goal She got a broken toe And cos twas on her 50th foot Knew not which way to go One step forward, one step back She limped this way and that The indecision cost her dear, She was swallowed by the cat. But Ingrid wasn't finished yet Her legs soon gave her hope As painfully they hauled her up The length of pussy's throat And pussy took to giggling Cos that was good "by heck" If there's one thing pussy really liked It was tickling in her neck And when the movement finally stopped And Ingrid reappeared Pussy quickly realised What had made her feel so weird Not just weird but quite turned on And so it was that day That Pussy and the Centipede Both found that that they were gay, And how young Pussy loved it With Ingrid on the go, Those 99 legs all rubbing her back And then - that swollen toe! Sorry, just dabbling.
Asha Posted 5 December 2007 Posted 5 December 2007 Ingrid was a centipede She took a risky walk A hundred yards on a 100 legs It made the neighbours talk Sadly when she reached her goal She got a broken toe And cos twas on her 50th foot Knew not which way to go One step forward, one step back She limped this way and that The indecision cost her dear, She was swallowed by the cat. But Ingrid wasn't finished yet Her legs soon gave her hope As painfully they hauled her up The length of pussy's throat And pussy took to giggling Cos that was good "by heck" If there's one thing pussy really liked It was tickling in her neck And when the movement finally stopped And Ingrid reappeared Pussy quickly realised What had made her feel so weird Not just weird but quite turned on And so it was that day That Pussy and the Centipede Both found that that they were gay, And how young Pussy loved it With Ingrid on the go, Those 99 legs all scratching her back And such a naughty swollen toe! Sorry, just dabbling.
The People's Hero Posted 6 December 2007 Author Posted 6 December 2007 Inflatable Ingrid? What are you suggesting?
Dr The Singh Posted 6 December 2007 Posted 6 December 2007 What are you suggesting? James, you really are losing the plot!!! Anyway, take care!!!
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