The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Put simply, when you're not busy analysing the Four Ps, or conducting your SWAT analysis in an attempt to find a USP for an already penetrated market you should be out channelling your focus groups, conducting your galvanometer testing and pupilometrics to ascertain whether narrowcasting really is the most suitable method of promotion, whilst taking into account the Eighty-Twenty rule. Combine this with your qualitative and quantitative research findings, lifestyle segmentation and motivational research and you should be well on your way to achieving maximum exposure assuming, of course, these are in line with the patronage motives. Hmm, and people wonder why I got out when I did. In reality it's all boozy lunches, backhanders, blackmail, rounds of golf, tickets to 'exclusive' events and cases of bubbly as small 'incentivizers'. Yeah. That's my experience of it.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Put simply, when you're not busy analysing the Four Ps, or conducting your SWAT analysis in an attempt to find a USP for an already penetrated market you should be out channelling your focus groups, conducting your galvanometer testing and pupilometrics to ascertain whether narrowcasting really is the most suitable method of promotion, whilst taking into account the Eighty-Twenty rule. Combine this with your qualitative and quantitative research findings, lifestyle segmentation and motivational research and you should be well on your way to achieving maximum exposure assuming, of course, these are in line with the patronage motives. Hmm, and people wonder why I got out when I did. In reality it's all boozy lunches, backhanders, blackmail, rounds of golf, tickets to 'exclusive' events and cases of bubbly as small 'incentivizers'. STOP! STOP IT NOW! The Plain English Police have been called! Two more strikes and you're out AoWW!!!
Maybes Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Cheers lads and lasses. Wilkesy passed the same two as me aswell.
Tommy G Posted 20 February 2008 Author Posted 20 February 2008 Cheers lads and lasses. Wilkesy passed the same two as me aswell. I'll edit the 1st post
Bert Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Well done boys. What about Wilkes? Not really, well done accountant boiz.
Flynny Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 the Four Ps Oh wow I did that. GCSE Food Tech. Incredible.
AoWW Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 the Four Ps Oh wow I did that. GCSE Food Tech. Incredible. No, not pasties, pizzas, pies and pepsi.
Master Fox Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 There's actually 7 P's you f**king amateurs. what the fcuk are the 3-7 P's???
lavrentis Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 what the fcuk are the 3-7 P's??? Business Techniques used for marketing a product/service.
AoWW Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 what the fcuk are the 3-7 P's??? Nothing to do with bra sizes - trust me, you wouldn't be interested.
Master Fox Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Business Techniques used for marketing a product/service. What's that got to do with accounting, nuff-fing!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Nothing to do with bra sizes - trust me, you wouldn't be interested. I'm going to launch a one size fits all making bra company. Beat that.
Master Fox Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Nothing to do with bra sizes - trust me, you wouldn't be interested. Girl told me once she was a PP c cup.
AoWW Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Girl told me once she was a PP c cup. I'm surprised you could hear her from that distance.
Simi Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 Well done to Maybes - You kept the faith clearly. Wilksey member of the backseat army from Watford - Well done son. Played Tommy.
Master Fox Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I'm surprised you could hear her from that distance. I generally have difficulty hearing most things.
danny. Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I'm going to launch a one size fits all making bra company.Beat that. will it be some kind of mobile hand bra service? started by yourself and later with a small army of polish immigrants?
coale39 Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 will it be some kind of mobile hand bra service? started by yourself and later with a small army of polish immigrants? Might be an idea for Fez. Get him out of the office.
danny. Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 true although he might end up bra-ing (new verb) for a lady/woman/ladyboy in his own office and end up stuck there all day. write that one down alanis
coale39 Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 I think this guy has already got a patent for this business idea..... edit: :laugh: :sick:
2bob! Posted 20 February 2008 Posted 20 February 2008 ...Just passed an accountancy Exam. Im delighted and had to tell somebody as no-one is up in my household!Maybes & Wilksey passed two aswell, and they were bloody hard ones! Shabba Well done pal! i'm looking for a accountant interested mate
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