How the f*ck did we end up here?

[Fez of Mahrez]

We can sing a different version at every ground...

At Hartlepool;

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

We ran into some hassle,

On the way to Newcastle,

How the **** did we end up here?

At Oldham;

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

We got lost in Stafford,

On the way to Old Trafford,

How the **** did we end up here?

At Tranmere;

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

We took a wrong turn,

On the way to Blackburn,

How the **** did we end up here?

At Walsall;

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

We got lost in the dark,

On the way to Villa Park,

How the **** did we end up here?

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Add your own.

[DB11]

They are pretty good

[Maybes]

Is that to the tune that sheffield united and various other teams play when they score? na na na na?

[Raj]

Oi Bevan.

I DONT DRINK BEER!

[Fez of Mahrez]

Is that to the tune that sheffield united and various other teams play when they score? na na na na?

It's similar to the "Bring on the Sunderland and Arsenal" tune, at least the last three lines are sung in exactly the same way as that.

[Basingstoke Fox]

At Millwall and if Fulham stay up;

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

We got serious Bedlam,

On the way to Fulham,

How the **** did we end up here?

Just a quick attempt

[Basingstoke Fox]

At Crewe;

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

But I felt like shit,

On the way to the Brit,

How the **** did we end up here?

[davieG]

How the **** did we end up here?

That'd be good to go on the flag - let's flaunt some arrogance!

[Maybes]

Im still unsure of the tune...?

[General Smuts]

At Leeds,

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

Where the fook are we,

This aint the JJB,

How the **** did we end up here?

Doesn't really work as Bristol City aren't in the Prem but ...

At Bristol Rovers.

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

Cos your teams right shitty,

The best Bristol is City,

How the **** did we end up here?

[Daggers]

If I had a daughter old enough, I would let her date Fez.

[ronnup]

If I had a daughter old enough, I would let her date Fez.

you'd get jealous.

[Daggers]

you'd get jealous.

Nah - she'd still let me have a go

[Basingstoke Fox]

At Yeovil stay up;

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

We got smacked by Hatton, - Cant think of anything else to rhyme with Fratton

On the way to Fratton,

How the **** did we end up here?

[Raj]

If I had a daughter old enough, I would let her date Fez.

Fez and Craig Adams(22...or is it 23) are courting.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Fez and Craig Adams(22...or is it 23) are courting.

Your fantasies get worse every day.

[Webbo]

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

The road wasn't the right'un

And now I'm here in Brighton.

Taking one up the rear.

[Houdini Logic]

Bring on the Huddersfield and Brighton

Bring on the Tranmere by the score

(or 'Tranmere are not famous anymore')

Southend United, Swindon Town

the Dons are going straight back down

Because we're taking Leicester on a league 1 tour

[The Reverend]

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

The road wasn't the right'un

And now I'm here in Brighton.

Taking one up the rear.

Class

[dandannieldanok]

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

The road wasn't the right'un

And now I'm here in Brighton.

Taking one up the rear.

[Ric Flair]

How the **** did we end up here?

That'd be good to go on the flag - let's flaunt some arrogance!

I'm up for this. I think this is a winner, it will rile folk as well.

[Manwell Pablo]

Orient

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

That was the wrong Tram

We aren't in West Ham

How the **** did we end up here?

EDIT:

They don't have trams in London do they.

Could swap it for this wasn't the plan,

[Basingstoke Fox]

Orient

I must admit I've drunk a lot of beer,

But I'm sure we got promoted last year,

That was the wrong Tram

We aren't in West Ham

How the **** did we end up here?

EDIT:

They don't have trams in London do they.

Could swap it for this wasn't the plan,

[Koke]

All of those would make good chants for next season.

[Nationwider]

...There's always someone somewhere, with a big nose who knows

And trips you up and laughs when you fall....