What's your claim to fame?

[Uncle Albert]

It'll also get me put on some sort of register alongside G. Glitter surely?

Nah.

[Libertine]

If anyone puts them up, make sure you just link to them instead of posting the pictures.

[Corky]

It'll also get me put on some sort of register alongside G. Glitter surely?

More likely to be a D. Pleat

[The Stig]

I made the first Foxestalk claim to fame thread.

[JakeShingler]

I had a sexual relationship with Myra Hindley

[Fox You Forest]

I had a sexual relationship with Myra Hindley

Licking the portrait doesn't count!

[DB11]

I once met Bobby Charlton and shook his hand but I didn't know it was him until afterwards.

It was at the LCFC vs. Man Utd game in 03/04 when we lost 4-1.

[Phube]

What did she look like before?

See more here!

The best:

[The Blur]

Was on news once and was spotted in town by a eldery woman for that

Good thing she didn't ask for an autograph on her baps

[Guest]

Hang on a minute chaps, I'm going to stick up here for Clairey Steps. She is no bigger than most women in the UK, and she has always stated (in women's magazines) she has always been under pressure to look thin, when she is not naturally thin. I read how she was having to go to extremes to keep the record label happy, and it's wrong that women have to half starve themselves for a pop career when male mooses like Daniel Beddingfield aren't told to get to the gym. In fact, many of the worlds most talented male artists are pig ugly, but this is ignored, however if a woman has to get on in the music industry, she has to be at the biggest a size 6 and prepared to bare her plastic baps in an instant. Right pisses me off.

[TheFoxKid]

I was mascot for city in february 2003 (when i was 9)

Met Dickov, he is a luvly man :L

It was the day we beat crystal palace 1-0. Dickov scored a great goal, top corner from edge of the area.

[Head Honcho]

I once did Kylie Minogue

[Daggers]

Will try and pm them to one of you lot (without my bits) and then you can put them up here or whatever

If it's that embarrasing then it's probably too small to see anyway

Hang on a minute chaps, I'm going to stick up here for Clairey Steps. She is no bigger than most women in the UK, and she has always stated (in women's magazines) she has always been under pressure to look thin, when she is not naturally thin. I read how she was having to go to extremes to keep the record label happy, and it's wrong that women have to half starve themselves for a pop career when male mooses like Daniel Beddingfield aren't told to get to the gym. In fact, many of the worlds most talented male artists are pig ugly, but this is ignored, however if a woman has to get on in the music industry, she has to be at the biggest a size 6 and prepared to bare her plastic baps in an instant. Right pisses me off.

On your side brother! Err...sister...

[Lillehamring]

Hang on a minute chaps, I'm going to stick up here for Clairey Steps. She is no bigger than most women in the UK, and she has always stated (in women's magazines) she has always been under pressure to look thin, when she is not naturally thin. I read how she was having to go to extremes to keep the record label happy, and it's wrong that women have to half starve themselves for a pop career when male mooses like Daniel Beddingfield aren't told to get to the gym. In fact, many of the worlds most talented male artists are pig ugly, but this is ignored, however if a woman has to get on in the music industry, she has to be at the biggest a size 6 and prepared to bare her plastic baps in an instant. Right pisses me off.

then most women in the Uk need to lay of the cake and get down the gym...

[Asha]

then most women in the Uk need to lay of the cake and get down the gym...

Brave.

[lavrentis]

Brave.

and Harsh

[Daggers]

and Harsh

And wrong - they need to get down on me not this Jim fellow. I'm sure wife#1 wouldn't mind.

[Bryn]

Yeah come on fellas, you should be showing her and all women more respect.

Are these photos being uploaded or what?

[Guest]

then most women in the Uk need to lay of the cake and get down the gym...

Dangerous words there. May I refer you to Dagger's thread where women can be voluptuous and not offensive to the eye?

As an aside, I could never look like the women in Dagger's thread, as I have the wrong body shape and just look like a beach ball if I get over a certain size. We are all different shapes and sizes, and some women look a lot better with weight on, whereas others look better for being leaner. It still doesn't alter the fact that more allowance is given to the imperfections of the male form over the female. Why should women be judged on how they look, especially naked, when men are accepted for who they are and not what they look like?

[Asha]

Why should women be judged on how they look, especially naked, when men are accepted for who they are and not what they look like?

Not exactly true.

No one really accepts me for who I am in terms of my general appearance, and in fact have been bullied because of it.

The fact that I'm small in comparison to most lads my age, generally not as muscular, not as strong, don't have a six pac, and basically look about four years younger than I am means I don't really get accepted amongst a lot of people my age.

So therefore, it's not just females.

[Lillehamring]

Dangerous words there. May I refer you to Dagger's thread where women can be voluptuous and not offensive to the eye?

As an aside, I could never look like the women in Dagger's thread, as I have the wrong body shape and just look like a beach ball if I get over a certain size. We are all different shapes and sizes, and some women look a lot better with weight on, whereas others look better for being leaner. It still doesn't alter the fact that more allowance is given to the imperfections of the male form over the female. Why should women be judged on how they look, especially naked, when men are accepted for who they are and not what they look like?

yeah, the sweating smilie was a disclaimer of tongueincheekocity...

mind you, your last sentence about men being accepted is a bit rubbish

[Zingari]

Not exactly true.

No one really accepts me for who I am in terms of my general appearance, and in fact have been bullied because of it.

The fact that I'm small in comparison to most lads my age, generally not as muscular, not as strong, don't have a six pac, and basically look about four years younger than I am means I don't really get accepted amongst a lot of people my age.

So therefore, it's not just females.

very true women often come out with this sort of crap

men are judged just as much on looks ( and on many other things ) as women are

that's the way life is i'm afraid

[Guest]

Not exactly true.

No one really accepts me for who I am in terms of my general appearance, and in fact have been bullied because of it.

The fact that I'm small in comparison to most lads my age, generally not as muscular, not as strong, don't have a six pac, and basically look about four years younger than I am means I don't really get accepted amongst a lot of people my age.

So therefore, it's not just females.

I'm really ranting about the music industry, and celebrity in general, which then leads to women being picked on more. People will always pick on those who are seen as different, and I feel for you, as I was picked on for the crime of wearing glasses. But there is so much pressure on women to be thin in the media. When I pick up a magazine and see a women with a normal body shape being branded as fat or untoned, or when I hear that my niece has been finding out how to lose weight when she has only just turned 10, then the papers report that eating disorders are on the rise, I'm sorry, it makes my blood boil.

I have already said that we are all different shapes and sizes, nobody should be made to feel bad about theirs because it doesn't conform with the latest aesthetic preferences of a bunch of tossers.

[MC Prussian]

That's a real shame...she's not blessed in the looks department but the body was trim.

I think she does look pretty.

But then again, I'm a man and my opinion is biased and based on hormone malfunction superficial judgement.

[Asha]

I'm really ranting about the music industry, and celebrity in general, which then leads to women being picked on more. People will always pick on those who are seen as different, and I feel for you, as I was picked on for the crime of wearing glasses. But there is so much pressure on women to be thin in the media. When I pick up a magazine and see a women with a normal body shape being branded as fat or untoned, or when I hear that my niece has been finding out how to lose weight when she has only just turned 10, then the papers report that eating disorders are on the rise, I'm sorry, it makes my blood boil.

I have already said that we are all different shapes and sizes, nobody should be made to feel bad about theirs because it doesn't conform with the latest aesthetic preferences of a bunch of tossers.

Fair enough.