Koke Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id...mp;&cc=5739 However, a Nigerian company claim they have £350million behind them - and are bidding to secure the remaining funding which would improve their chances of a successful takeover. He just needs to sort out his frozen account, and then they are ready to go.
Koke Posted 22 September 2008 Author Posted 22 September 2008 It's the Nigerian part that makes me giggle.
Simi Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 It's the Nigerian part that makes me giggle. It's the Newcastle part that makes be bored.
Uncle Albert Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 If it wasnt for Joey Barton then Newcastle in general would bore me.
Wycombe Fox Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 A phone rings in the corner of Mike Ashley's office. Nigerian Consortium: "Hello Mr. Ashley. It's the head of the Nigerian consortium here." Mike Ashley: "Hello there. Do you have the money?" NC: "Better than that! You know you wanted £450 million?" MA: "Yes." NC: "Well we've got £500 million which we're going to send to you." MA: "Really? That's fantastic news. What happens next?" NC: "Well we send you the £500 million and you just send us back the £50 million overpayment in used unmarked notes and that's it!" MA: "And then I'm rid of Newcastle and that tw*t Wise and I'm millions richer, right?" NC: "errrr...correct" SCAM ALERT!!!
Fosse Boy Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 And if I can just have your bank account details and sort code... Then we can wire you the monies... as soon as possible.
Simi Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 And if I can just have your bank account details and sort code... Then we can wire you the monies... as soon as possible. I had the same thought at first.
lcfc_jme Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 Newcastle are a circus club. Without the entertainment.
Darkzzz_ Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 Only Newcastle can be linked with a Nigerian consortium. What a shambles. I am sure they have had the emails. "Please send us the books and in return you will have access to millions and millions of pounds left by my father who was a king of the Benin state tribe"
Finnegan Posted 22 September 2008 Posted 22 September 2008 Obafemi Martins will be delighted. It's probably his dad.
Tommy G Posted 23 September 2008 Posted 23 September 2008 And if I can just have your bank account details and sort code... Then we can wire you the monies... as soon as possible. Haha brilliant!
lcfc_jme Posted 24 September 2008 Posted 24 September 2008 A crowd of just over 20,500 in St James' tonight watching the Toon Circus, baring in mind it has a capacity of over 52,000. And they were woeful, again. Suicidal football for Spurs' second goal. They need a miracle at the moment.
Nationwider Posted 24 September 2008 Posted 24 September 2008 On a NUFC-related note, some weirdo's got a rumour going around the NE this alvo that Gazza passed away earlier today.... only in three different places if you believe all the separate rumours. I've never known so many Geordies up in arms on their bloody mobiles texting each other. It's a hoax you muppets. Christ on a bike, text messaging is the scourge of the nation. I hope he pulls through this patch, but the stories never seem to get better. Very sad.
davieG Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Joe Kinnear :laugh: :laugh: The only person who'd want to work with Wise!
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