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Max Gradel song

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Posted
This song is moronic and total shite, Hardly anyone sings it now and it needs to go into the same asylum at the dead heads that sing it ! Max needs a song for sure but a plain and simple football song that everyone will sing and enjoy, maybe the one we used to sing for TC ?

Be my guest if you think you can get a better one started. :dunno:

Can't say I see that much of a problem with this one myself though...

Posted
It's sung by the hard-core of travelling supporters and those who sing all game, each and every home match.

Knock yourself out if you think it's moronic, that's your choice, but I've heard it sung lustily at every match since it started.

He's too busy munching his prawn sandwiches to notice.

Posted
This song is moronic and total shite, Hardly anyone sings it now and it needs to go into the same asylum at the dead heads that sing it ! Max needs a song for sure but a plain and simple football song that everyone will sing and enjoy, maybe the one we used to sing for TC ?

He's got a perfectly good one.

Posted
He's too busy munching his prawn sandwiches to notice.

What a bluddy insult !! I hate Prawns :crylaugh:

Cushion for my seat, cheese and tomato sandwiches, a flask of tea and, blanket for my knees, that`s me.

Posted

"That's what she said..."

Lies, all lies. :whistle:

Posted
I hate the Gradel song coz I cant really sing it......... due to the fact I dont have a wife and I wouldnt want him touchin her if I did! :giggle:

I sing it! I love this song!

Posted

An alternative...(to the tune of 'House of the Rising Sun', The Animals)

There is a lad from the Ivory Coast,

Who is a brighter than the sun,

And he’s been the ruin of many a poor team,

And he’s helped us tear-up league one.

His name is Maxi Gradel,

And he skins players for fun,

And he’s been the ruin of many a poor team,

And he’s helped us tear-up league one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg7jzi9JAkw

Posted

I'm not sure. I mean, Tim Cahill already has full access to my missus so I doubt Max Gradel can get a look in.

Posted
An alternative...(to the tune of 'House of the Rising Sun', The Animals)

There is a lad from the Ivory Coast,

Who is a brighter than the sun,

And he’s been the ruin of many a poor team,

And he’s helped us tear-up league one.

His name is Maxi Gradel,

And he skins players for fun,

And he’s been the ruin of many a poor team,

And he’s helped us tear-up league one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg7jzi9JAkw

Not a bad effort. :thumbup:

Posted

Maybe we could just change shagging wives to causing defenders strife for the benefit of the politically correct lobby?

Bloody do-gooders.

They took our words! Durka durka!

Posted

Oh Maxi Gradel, I want you for my chum.

Oh Maxi Gradel you can stick one up my bum.

Problem solved, everyone's got a bottom.

Posted

Fatbloke is a clown.

This song was brilliant when it first started, and is still good now. Got a good airing on the train by the lads earlier this season, a brilliant airing at Fulham and another good one at Hereford this weekend.

Posted

I quite liked the re-working of the Iwan Roberts song, but was never sure if the lines didn't rhyme 'cause of post-modern irony or just an accident.

Anyway, had a thought about it...

Maxi is a flash man

He wears some scary boots

He's got a ginger top on

But he ain't got ginger roots

He skins 'em down the left side

He skins 'em down the right

And when we play the Southend

He'll give them all a fright

Any good for Saturday?

Posted

And please don't ask why, but then I got an idea for one to the tune of 'one man went to mow'!

Oh we don't like to boast

But we've got Maxi Gradel

A piece of pure talent from the Ivory Coast

Magic Maxi Gradel

Don't blame me, I'm on my own in the house this week with nothing to do!

Posted
And please don't ask why, but then I got an idea for one to the tune of 'one man went to mow'!

Oh we don't like to boast

But we've got Maxi Gradel

A piece of pure talent from the Ivory Coast

Magic Maxi Gradel

Don't blame me, I'm on my own in the house this week with nothing to do!

Thats genius :thumbup:

Posted
Oh Maxi Gradel

You are the love of my life

Oh Maxi Gradel

I'll let you shag my wife

Oh Maxi Gradel

I love your silky skills too

I think :unsure:

The "ORIGINAL" can go suck.

I'll always sing "I love your silky skills too"

:angry:

Posted

We should sing this - it's simple enough for any fan to pick up.

Ho, ho, ho

It's He's magic, you know

Never believe it's not so

It's He's magic, you know

Never believe, it's not so

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