Saxondale Posted 19 June 2012 Posted 19 June 2012 I've had it with that girl, she's mental. EDIT: I actually cannot believe I've just spent half an hour trying to get into a fictional girl's pants.
Jaspa Posted 19 June 2012 Posted 19 June 2012 Its like playing as a Sim ! And why doesnt she ever mind that you break in her window at the start ?
Rincewind Posted 19 June 2012 Posted 19 June 2012 Cant get by the first part. Kiss but no kiss. Hug but no caressing. Tried turning the radio on. Doesn't work. Well I got to the kitchen. got the wine but bedroom was a no no.
cambridgefox Posted 20 June 2012 Posted 20 June 2012 Cant get by the first part. Kiss but no kiss. Hug but no caressing. Tried turning the radio on. Doesn't work. Well I got to the kitchen. got the wine but bedroom was a no no. I think someone showed a link to a walk through Ken,this will most certainly help you.
Guest Bilo Posted 20 June 2012 Posted 20 June 2012 They should have a chloroform-and-a-rag cheat on that game. Or, if that's somewhat controversial, a having-a-bit-of-money-in-your-bank-account cheat.
cambridgefox Posted 20 June 2012 Posted 20 June 2012 FFS, Just press the rape key. Jake, you're a minor. I don't want to be held responsible for advocating shagging slags [sexual intercourse with a female to be politically correct] to under-age kids. Ah well, I got a snog and a grab of her tits. That's better than I use to do. Frigid bitch Since when did 'Ung' become a sex noise? I stuck one on the bloke when he did that. Winning a punch up was more satisfying than the sex. I could go on.quality.
General Smuts Posted 20 June 2012 Posted 20 June 2012 And what happened to those sites where you'd post a link and after so many people clicked the link you'd get more pics of ladies in less and less clothes? They need to make a comeback.
Saxondale Posted 20 June 2012 Posted 20 June 2012 Is there a three way option on this shit yet? I thought I was onto one when she started lezzing it up with her mate in a nightclub. Ended up fvcking me off, the cow!
cambridgefox Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 Here you go fellas.Dont know if the site is still running but it's cartoon birds getting their kit off.Quality replies.
Rincewind Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 I failed. I suppose you'd have to promise an rngagement ring and a ride on Alan Sugar's yacht before you got even a HJ. Do they have different levels of girls to get in the sack?
MooseBreath Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 I failed. I suppose you'd have to promise an rngagement ring and a ride on Alan Sugar's yacht before you got even a HJ. Do they have different levels of girls to get in the sack?Pretty sure there's an 'omeless version where she's already lying down in the sack.An empty old potato sack that is, while she's lying in the doorway of chicho's chicken surrounded by flies.
Guest MattP Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 Cant get by the first part. Kiss but no kiss. Hug but no caressing. Tried turning the radio on. Doesn't work. Well I got to the kitchen. got the wine but bedroom was a no no. Not many women in the World have been seduced into bed by the dulcet tones of Falklands Fred and his descent from War hero to Homeless heroin addict on Bunj Bazooka Radio at 3pm.
Rincewind Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 I might get lucky if they had a granny version
pSinatra Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 Not sure what happened? Went into town, met one of her girlfriends, the 3 of us went back & we all slept together. I think I was successful.....but it's difficult to tell?
Collymore Posted 24 October 2013 Posted 24 October 2013 I just keep getting told off for eating too much!
Jaspa Posted 9 August 2014 Posted 9 August 2014 Errrrm. Theyre updating this http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
Voll Blau Posted 9 August 2014 Posted 9 August 2014 Errrrm. Theyre updating this http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm Got her too pissed. Can't handle her ale. The twat.
Rincewind Posted 9 August 2014 Posted 9 August 2014 blimey over a year old this thread. Is this an alternative to the Tinder thread to use as practice? i might try again but no idea what works on this woman if drink and food doesn't. Damm I was doing OK until i read some poetry and went to the bathroom. Got a 3. I had danced changed the mucic twice and kissed her neck. i was just repeating the same things. 6/10 Burger place funfair then she felt ill. What a waste of money she was.
orangecity23 Posted 9 August 2014 Posted 9 August 2014 blimey over a year old this thread. Is this an alternative to the Tinder thread to use as practice? i might try again but no idea what works on this woman if drink and food doesn't. Damm I was doing OK until i read some poetry and went to the bathroom. Got a 3. I had danced changed the mucic twice and kissed her neck. i was just repeating the same things. 6/10 Burger place funfair then she felt ill. What a waste of money she was. There needs to be an option so you can select 'Poetry' in the burger place and read her 'Burger Love'. 15/10 guaranteed win.
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