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jimmy7587

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Casino Jimmy - Given the No1 shirt yet was too shit to even play a game.

Jacob Laursen - Was a cruel joke of a footballer. Sacked after about 8 games cos he was so bad.

Martin Keown - Came with a big reputation but all he did from what I understand was try to undermine the management.

Dudley Campbell - Grade A TWAT!!

Dennis Wise - Grade A ****!!

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I did consider Eadie and Matty Jones but thought the 5 I put were more worthy. It wasnt that they were crap just injuries did for them.

I thought Matt Jones was a great player. Remember his debut at Filbert Street when he did a lap of honour! Real shame the injury finished him off.

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Sounds like a festival I went to last year  :beer:

Most saturday nights for me. God bless Nottinghm Rock City!!! Should have a campaign to sell Jager at the Bars in the Walkers!!! That'd keep the crowd lively!!

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Ade Akinbiyi - Fee was far too great! - Taylor

Dennis Wise - Shiite tw@t - Taylor

Matt Jones - Not his fault, but £3m and injured - Taylor

Lee Marshall - Shiite - Talyor

Tony Spearing - Horrendous - Pleat?

Franz Carr - Cr@p - Pleat

Nicolas Priet - Useless - Adams

Michael Trotter - yes who, he was terrible too - Little

Nicky Platanauer - How was this guy a footballer? -Little

Paul Fitzpatrick - ditto - Little

Nathan Blake - Fat - Adams

Trevor Benjamin - £1.5m utterly useless - Taylor

Josh Low - Dogshit would have been better as a right winger - Kelly

Kevin Pressman - could not possibly have been any fatter - Adams

Alan Rogers - What a koont - Bassett

Junior Lewis - With time & space he looked like Beckham, close him down he was as good as me. - Taylor

Paul Dickov - 2nd time around horrendous - Mandaric

D J Campbell - £1.6m & always Offside! - Allen

Hossain Kaebi - Hyepd up to fook, but I seen him in the reserves awful - Allen

Sergio Hellings - Never a footabller as long as football continues to be played - Allen

Jimmy Willis - Walshy says he could not kick a balls straight and that he has no idea how he was a footballer - Little

Elvis Hammond - Utter gobshiite! We signed this useless ****er for £325k & we had him on loan for 3 more months utter joke! - Levein

Peter Canero- Levein

Joe Hammil - Levein

Zsolt Laszcko - 1 good game we thought he was a start, utter garbage - Holloway

Carl Cort - Utterly shiite! - Allen

John Curtis - Useless ****er - Adams

Graham Fenton - Spent over £1m on him never got a return now playes for Blyth Spartans - O'Neill

Ricky Hill - Terrible at Leicester - Pleat

Jason Jarret - Terrible - Holloway

Andy Johnson - Horrendous - Kelly

Des Linton - crap - Pleat

I am too depressed to continue :rolleyes:

futher evidence for Taylor,Pleat and Allen being the worst managers of all time.

Guest Mee-9
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Ade Akinbiyi - 5.5million to watch a full grown man shoot like an 80 year old woman.

Elvis Hammond - Just woeful to watch.

Hossain Kaebi - Did he ever play for us? I heard a rumour he was signed after mandaric watched a youtube video of him haha.

Dennis Wise - Scumbag , says it all really.

Trevor Benjamin - Waste of 1.5m would of been better spent at the battersea dogs home.

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Ade Akinbiyi - 5.5million to watch a full grown man shoot like an 80 year old woman.

Elvis Hammond - Just woeful to watch.

Hossain Kaebi - Did he ever play for us? I heard a rumour he was signed after mandaric watched a youtube video of him haha.

Dennis Wise - Scumbag , says it all really.

Trevor Benjamin - Waste of 1.5m would of been better spent at the battersea dogs home.

10 mins against watford at home, ipswich away and one other away game. Actually signed after allen watched a youtube video.

Edit: the other away game was hull

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Paul Reid utility man-played every position badley

Adi Akinbyhi 5 million for that

Jimmy Willis scouse centre back played 1 good game for city the rest forget about it

Graham Fenton who says MON was a genius?

Zelko Kalac how did this guy win a champions league medal? You are more likely to find out who killed JFK

Junior Lewis the words headless and chicken come to mind

Michael Trotter better off with Rodney Trotter

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Ade Akinbiyi - Fee was far too great! - Taylor

Dennis Wise - Shiite tw@t - Taylor

Matt Jones - Not his fault, but £3m and injured - Taylor

Lee Marshall - Shiite - Talyor

Tony Spearing - Horrendous - Pleat?

Franz Carr - Cr@p - Pleat

Nicolas Priet - Useless - Adams

Michael Trotter - yes who, he was terrible too - Little

Nicky Platanauer - How was this guy a footballer? -Little

Paul Fitzpatrick - ditto - Little

Nathan Blake - Fat - Adams

Trevor Benjamin - £1.5m utterly useless - Taylor

Josh Low - Dogshit would have been better as a right winger - Adams

Kevin Pressman - could not possibly have been any fatter - Adams

Alan Rogers - What a koont - Bassett

Junior Lewis - With time & space he looked like Beckham, close him down he was as good as me. - Taylor

Paul Dickov - 2nd time around horrendous - Mandaric

D J Campbell - £1.6m & always Offside! - Allen

Hossain Kaebi - Hyepd up to fook, but I seen him in the reserves awful - Allen

Sergio Hellings - Never a footabller as long as football continues to be played - Allen

Jimmy Willis - Walshy says he could not kick a balls straight and that he has no idea how he was a footballer - Little

Elvis Hammond - Utter gobshiite! We signed this useless ****er for £325k & we had him on loan for 3 more months utter joke! - Levein

Peter Canero- Levein

Joe Hammil - Levein

Zsolt Laszcko - 1 good game we thought he was a start, utter garbage - Holloway

Carl Cort - Utterly shiite! - Holloway

John Curtis - Useless ****er - Adams

Graham Fenton - Spent over £1m on him never got a return now playes for Blyth Spartans - O'Neill

Ricky Hill - Terrible at Leicester - Pleat

Jason Jarret - Terrible - Holloway

Andy Johnson - Horrendous - Levein

Des Linton - crap - Pleat

I am too depressed to continue :rolleyes:

Franz Carr was a Brian Little signing mate , even took him to Villa with him.

My five

Ricky Hill

Lee Marshall

Junior Lewis

Jacob Laursen

Nicky Mohan

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Could have picked 50, but finally narrowed it down.

1) D****s W**e.

2) Roger Davies - one of McLintock's many poor panic buys.

3) Darren Eadie - injuries wrecked his time with us.

4) Matt Jones - see Eadie

5) Junior Lewis - way out of his depth in the top flight.

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Hellings

Kaebi

Casino Jim

Low

These four have to make it into anyone's list. Signings that were SO bad three of them aren't actually football players at all. Meanwhile, Josh did the best impression I've ever seen of a shite Stephen Hughes on the right wing.

I don't see how anyone could argue against their inclusion.

As far as the fifth goes - there are just too many options, especially during the seasons leading up to relegation.

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Disagree with a few, before they were injured both Eadie and Matt Jones were good for us. Also disagree re Frank Sinclair...Yes he could score spectacular own goals as a few we have all witnessed but he wore his heart on his sleeve and gave all for City!!

Has to be Josh Low, Junior Lewis, mate is an Everton season ticket holder and told me he was the worst palyer he has ever witnessed playing in the Premier League ever!!

Biggest let down Dion Dublin gettting sent off on his debut for us against West Ham and he was Crap! Ade Akinbiyi couldn't score in a Brothel!!

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1. Alan Rogers - "cross it, please cross it, CROSS IT!!!, OH FFS!!"

2. Mark Robins - was it me or was playing long balls to a 3inch midget not the cleverest game plan? Every ball seems to bounce over his head...

3. Jimmy Willis - this said I loved Jimmy Willis during our first Premier League campaign under Little/McGhee - pure entertainment!! And I have no idea what shape you'd call his head...

4. Jamie Lawrence - a better pineapple impersonator than a footballer.

5. Junior Lewis. This worst player to ever grace the highest level of English football. Could pass the ball sideways over 5 yards fine but then so can my 5 year old daughter.

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