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jimmy7587

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rob ullethorne. eventually told to feck off by mon wasnt he?

Ullathorne was a decent enough player, probably Man of the match in the 1999 league cup final. Unfortunately flattened by Kasey Keller in the 2-2 match at Chelsea, breaking his leg for the second time. Refused to sign the 1 year contract extension offered by O'Neill despite not being able to walk at the time!

Unsurprisingly O'Neill told him to feck off in no uncertain terms and he ended up at Notts County.

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Not living up to hype

- Wayne Clarke, supposedly a shrewd piece of business including him when Newell went north. Ermmmm...

- Darren Eadie, clearly going to be injury prone years before we paid £3m

- Ade Akinbiyi, the poor guy probably couldn't even believe it himself when he found out how much we had bid.

- Hossein Kaebi, hype all thanks to YouTube / our OS

- Ricky Hill, supposedly signed to bring quality to our midfield...What was Pleat thinking???

Bizarre use of signing on fee

- Peter Eccles - who?

- Pat Gavin - who?

- David Puttnam - who?

- Pat O'Toole - who?

- Justin Harrington - who?

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Ade Akinbiyi - Fee was far too great! - Taylor

Dennis Wise - Shiite tw@t - Taylor

Matt Jones - Not his fault, but £3m and injured - Taylor

Lee Marshall - Shiite - Talyor

Tony Spearing - Horrendous - Pleat?

Franz Carr - Cr@p - Pleat

Nicolas Priet - Useless - Adams

Michael Trotter - yes who, he was terrible too - Little

Nicky Platanauer - How was this guy a footballer? -Little

Paul Fitzpatrick - ditto - Little

Nathan Blake - Fat - Adams

Trevor Benjamin - £1.5m utterly useless - Taylor

Josh Low - Dogshit would have been better as a right winger - Adams

Kevin Pressman - could not possibly have been any fatter - Adams

Alan Rogers - What a koont - Bassett

Junior Lewis - With time & space he looked like Beckham, close him down he was as good as me. - Taylor

Paul Dickov - 2nd time around horrendous - Mandaric

D J Campbell - £1.6m & always Offside! - Allen

Hossain Kaebi - Hyepd up to fook, but I seen him in the reserves awful - Allen

Sergio Hellings - Never a footabller as long as football continues to be played - Allen

Jimmy Willis - Walshy says he could not kick a balls straight and that he has no idea how he was a footballer - Little

Elvis Hammond - Utter gobshiite! We signed this useless ****er for £325k & we had him on loan for 3 more months utter joke! - Levein

Peter Canero- Levein

Joe Hammil - Levein

Zsolt Laszcko - 1 good game we thought he was a start, utter garbage - Holloway

Carl Cort - Utterly shiite! - Holloway

John Curtis - Useless ****er - Adams

Graham Fenton - Spent over £1m on him never got a return now playes for Blyth Spartans - O'Neill

Ricky Hill - Terrible at Leicester - Pleat

Jason Jarret - Terrible - Holloway

Andy Johnson - Horrendous - Levein

Des Linton - crap - Pleat

I am too depressed to continue :rolleyes:

Imight be wrong but I'm sure Carr was signed by Little and Jarret by Rob Kelly? Also Carl Cort - Martin Allen

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Based on players who so promised so much but disappointed.

All quality at some point, haven't included Aki, Bengi etc as I don't think they were ever that decent.

Dennis Wise (How long have we got!)

Dion Dublin (saved it unti Norwich)

Martin Keon (had a ton on us to get promoted with those 2, we were nearer relegation)

Ricky (over the) Hill

Roberto Manchini (Obviously had it in buckets, but had gone before he got here)

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Alan Maybury anyone??? <_<

I can see why you're saying that, and probably 50% of the time he was useless, but we've definitely seen worse over recent years

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Imight be wrong but I'm sure Carr was signed by Little and Jarret by Rob Kelly? Also Carl Cort - Martin Allen

Yeah, you're right. And I'm also sure Josh Low was signed by R. Kelly, and not Adams.

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Top 5 worst players
Players that didn't meet the hype...

Surely these aren't the same thing. I mean, Junior Lewis was complete garbage on a good day, but it's not as if we were expecting much, were we? Where's the hype surrounding a couple of 150k signing from Gillingham?!

Again, Josh Low was never going to put on dazzling display after dazzling display after we signed him on a free from Northampton(?).

For me, hype is only generated by a big price tag, a number of eye-catching performances at another club or an unhealthy YouTube-exaggerated impression of the player's abilities.

So, Akinbiyi - an enormous record £5 million, good goal-scoring record (16 in 37) at Wolves and replacement, I guess, for the out-going Heskey. Complete flop at Leicester - the Prem was a step too far for him and his strength and workrate couldn't make up for his lack of any real natural footballing ability.

I'd also put Clemence on the list. £1 million from promoted Birmingham where he was the captain. Expected to carry on his good form here, but didn't. Poor first season and has been injured ever since.

Kaebi - so much ill-founded expectation about the 'Iranian wonderkid's' skill & talent, based purely on a few clips on the internet. Didn't quite work out...

Roberto Mancini - Italian legend brough in to add a spark to a high-flying, pre-Wycombe Peter Taylor team. Huge wages, hardly played and looked out-of-place when he did.

Dennis Wise - big name player, big(ish) fee (£1.6 million for a 34 year old), experienced. Admittedly, always going to be trouble, but it was meant to be for the other team. Didn't do a lot for a year (I only remember a goal in a 4-1 defeat to Liverpool and a red card at Highbury), then broke Callum Davidson's jaw and got suspended.

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Junior Lewis

Dennis Wise

Elvis Hammond

Mark de Vries

Momo Sylla - Impressed on his debut but was that because we were on the T.V? lol

Stephen Hughes - Could finish, thats about it.

John Curtis

Steve Howey

Chris Makin - Again, good on his debut but nothing else.

Josh Low - Oh no, no comment. Actually, got to be the worst player ever I think.

Joe Hammill

¬ Just a few but the list can continue. Most were good on their debuts then were very, very, very poor.

Actually can't we just count, with the exception of a few, the whole squads from 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008.

This season (and last obviosuley, but that was League 1 :P) is the strongest team we have had most probably since the last promotion under Micky Adams.

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Scott Gemmill or whatever his name was... I seem to remember him playing for us and not being good at all...

But he did play for nothing.

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I wouldn't pick anyone who played in the Little and MON eras. They may have lacked skill but none can compare to some of the almighty shite we've suffered during the early and middle parts of this decade I can't even begin to pick 5 there's been far too many of equal levels of dross.

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Norman Leet..........shocking

At least somebody knows who was really bad . Possiblly the worse signing since the war was when they exchanged Jim Melrose for English . To include people like Frank Sinclair is ridiculous in his last game against the all conquering Arsenal one of the best players on the field

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At least somebody knows who was really bad . Possiblly the worse signing since the war was when they exchanged Jim Melrose for English . To include people like Frank Sinclair is ridiculous in his last game against the all conquering Arsenal one of the best players on the field

A couple of years back The Times did a 50 worst footballers of the modern era (from the top flight, from 1970 I think) and poor Frank was voted in at number 26 :

26 Frank Sinclair (Leicester City)

Whatever the opposite of a purple patch is, Frank ‘Spencer’ Sinclair had one in August 1999. In two matches in August he scored two risible own goals, single-handedly costing his team three points. That month of mishaps alone earns him a place in the annals of infamy.

The reason for his inclusion is unfortunately what most people think of when they remember Frank. I happen to think he was a pretty decent player who has been very unfortunate to have left "own goals" as his legacy! There's certainly been FAR worse players to have worn the shirt before and since. (too many to mention!)

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Norman Leet

Tom English

Kevin Macdonald

Martin Henderson

Worst keeper award goes to

Him we had from West Brom in the 80's (name escapes me)

Kevin Macdonald and Martin Henderson ????? No way

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