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Cats

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StanSP

StanSP

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I hate cats.

Between my two sets of neighbours they have 5 cats. Neither let their cats in the house so whats the point of having them as a pet? Neither have litter trays so they use my garden as the litter tray. I have put wire on the fence to stop them getting but my neighbour just cuts it so the cats can get in.

My dog considers cat poop a hearty meal (along with sheep and cow)......never let my dog lick you.

theres one cat that is constantly cr@pping in my garden. the only way to legally deal with them is with a bb gun/ water gun or spud gun. just shoot the little fuskers.

Your solution - http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&key...sl_1hya22qz51_b

Next door neighbour has one and it's worked for him so far. Causes no harm to the cat (some may be disappointed at that part :P)

Chilli powder works too. Spray it on plants/flowerbeds/garden (it won't harm anything don't worry!) and it should get rid of the cats/dogs. has to be done regularly though as it won't last that long.

Daggers

Daggers

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If I were a paedophile, all my neighbours would keep their children locked away.

I'm thinking of advertising in the local paper that I am a cat****er, with a picture of me in my 'I fuck cats' T-shirt.

Dr The Singh

Dr The Singh

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If I were a paedophile, all my neighbours would keep their children locked away.

I'm thinking of advertising in the local paper that I am a cat****er, with a picture of me in my 'I fuck cats' T-shirt.

I have a t-shirt that says 'I love pussy', will that do???

Zingari

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i rarely have trouble with cats in my small garden , and if i do i just gently nudge them off the wall and they rarely return , :thumbup:

it's one of the benefits of being 8 floors up :)

Smudge

Smudge

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i rarely have trouble with cats in my small garden , and if i do i just gently nudge them off the wall and they rarely return , :thumbup:

it's one of the benefits of being 8 floors up :)

lol

Tommy G

Tommy G

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Our dog chased a cat out of the garden last night and proudly returned wearing the contents of the cat's bowels on his paws.

Cat shit across the kitchen, up the stairs, into the bedroom and all over my side of the bed.

At one in the morning.I'm getting a gun.

:giggle::giggle:

Jordan

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I don't think I'd ever be a cat-owner myself, but I've lived with a cat in the two places I've lived over the past year and have learned to get along with them just fine.

Just because cats spend a lot of time hidden around the house and can piss and shit without requiring someone to take them outside doesn't mean they're independent (but it is convenient). The cats I've known are starved for attention if their owners aren't around for a few hours.

Dogs, on the other hand, are pack-oriented. Some dogs are very tough, some behave like toddlers, some just simply misbehave, but most domestic dogs will always know they rank below the humans in their packs unless their owners do a poor job of training their dog.

The first cat I lived with is very unassuming and only needs to be pet a little if she's been alone for a while before resuming her usual routine of hiding all day and pissing on a couch once a week. The cat I live with now is more assertive and thinks she's the princess of the apartment. Most of the time, it's cute. When she bites during a moment of madness, not so much.

I do think, though, that a larger percentage of cats and cat owners are bat-shit crazy compared to dogs and dog owners. I guess I'm stereotyping here, but a 45-year-old lady that calls herself Enchantrix and believes she can talk to ghosts is more likely to care for 12 cats than 12 dogs. If I hear "owns 12 dogs" without hearing the beginning of the sentence, I'll assume the subject of the sentence is either a farmer or rapper DMX.

FilboFox

FilboFox

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I much prefer cats over dogs... they aren't just animals you can ignore and they'll go on happily, you have to feed them, care for them, take them to the vets all the time and they are very loving animals.

As for using other people's gardens as shit houses, well that I can't really defend other than to say that at least most of the time they try and cover it up like clean animals and can clean themselves... unlike filthy slobbering dogs who shit all over the place, stink unless washed and bark.

No, sorry, I know cats can be annoying at times but nothing is as bad a pet as a dog... disgusting animals.

lou

lou

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I much prefer cats over dogs... they aren't just animals you can ignore and they'll go on happily, you have to feed them, care for them, take them to the vets all the time and they are very loving animals.

As for using other people's gardens as shit houses, well that I can't really defend other than to say that at least most of the time they try and cover it up like clean animals and can clean themselves... unlike filthy slobbering dogs who shit all over the place, stink unless washed and bark.

No, sorry, I know cats can be annoying at times but nothing is as bad a pet as a dog... disgusting animals.

Who says dogs cant clean themselves? Mine spends as much time cleaning her coat than the cat does!

Ive got a dog and a cat and love them both but have to say my Dog 1- doesnt stink anymore than the cat does and 2 - Doesnt bark as shes well trained. I chose to have her so I pick up after her when she makes a mess. At least its only in my garden though and not the neighbours lol

I cant stand to see dog shit all over the place anymore than anyone else so I clean up after mine. She doesnt slobber either for the record. :)

Heart-Shaped Fox

Heart-Shaped Fox

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I dont mind cats apart from when they bring in mice and eat them. This is normally after she gets fed as well. Fat bitch never stops eating.

Bringing mice back is normally a sign of a presant to you from the cat. But eating them in the house!

My cat once ate a bird in the house and we only found one leg of the bird left!

AoWW

AoWW

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Slightly off topic but I've just looked out of the window to see someone taking his ferret for a walk-bizarre to say the least :blink:

One of my best friends has ferrets - Princess Rapunzel and Chutney - and regularly takes them for walks. :S They do have a very unique aroma though. >_<

On a vaguely related note, my previous cat bought a live stoat through the cat flap and kindly left it under my bed for me. :eek:

Father Ted

Father Ted

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I like cats. They are more useful than dogs.

You have to walk dogs and pick up their shit but cats will go where they like and do a shit wherever they like :ph34r:

They are much cleverer than most dogs, keep themselves clean and get rid of mice, etc.

The Doctor

The Doctor

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Slightly off topic but I've just looked out of the window to see someone taking his ferret for a walk-bizarre to say the least :blink:

i used to walk my rabbit and it would always attempt to drag me under the patio furniture as soon as i fitted the leash.

Edmund

Edmund

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As for cats themselves, they are nothing more than users who are happy to feign affection to any mug who is prepared to put some food in front of it.

What a load of bollox.

Guest

Guest

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What a load of bollox.

Aw diddums, have I upset you?

Edmund

Edmund

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My cat rubs her head along anything, she loves the corner of the sofa and walls. Must do her head in.

Its a mark of territory :thumbup:

They actually release a scent out the side of there heads which basically stamps you as there property. :D

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