General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 I can almost literally quote that entire film word for word i've seen it so many times.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 ****. ****. ****. Mother mother ****. Mother mother **** ****. Mother **** mother ****. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
VinceNoir Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 South Park S10E10 "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Cartman: "What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around, stick it inside her and pee" Kyle: "Stick it inside her and pee?!" Cartman: "Well if you don't wanna get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg."
Fox You Forest Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 AFFLECK YOU WERE THE BOMB IN PHANTOMS YO I watched it last night. Call me Boobookiddyfuck.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 In this world gone mad, we wont spank the monkey, the monkey spank us
Finnegan Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 By far and away the greatest character of the View Askewniverse, if not all fiction: Hero.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 By far and away the greatest character of the View Askewniverse, if not all fiction: Hero.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the **** can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! ****! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your ****in' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and ****in' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to ****in' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out That's how i roll.
Finnegan Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Narh. Jay is funny but not as witty as Randal. Plus I always find it a little bit sad knowing that, truth be told, Jason Mewes isn't really acting.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 That shit is the mad notes! Written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world. The mother****in time! You mean that band from that Purple Rain movie. That shit was so gay. ****ing 80s style. Don't you ever say an unkind word about the Time! Me and tubby here modelled our whole lives on that shit. Im morris day and your jerome bitch. Yeah what! (This is from memory - i missed the black man servant bit cos i can't remember where it goes) Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole ****ing lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What?
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Narh. Jay is funny but not as witty as Randal. Plus I always find it a little bit sad knowing that, truth be told, Jason Mewes isn't really acting. Thats why i prefer him! That's all Mewes!
MC Prussian Posted 2 March 2011 Author Posted 2 March 2011 Narh. Jay is funny but not as witty as Randal. Plus I always find it a little bit sad knowing that, truth be told, Jason Mewes isn't really acting. I'll second that. Saw Smith and Mewes doing one of their Q&A once, about five years ago (when Smith was getting an honorary degree from Vancouver Film School [he quit halfway through - spot the irony] and met up with the transvestite he did a documentary on whilst studying there). Smith can ramble on forever (I think the session lasted for about six, seven hours) and Mewes is a natural when it comes to cursing and revealing details about his daily toilet routine.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 I'll second that. Saw Smith and Mewes doing one of their Q&A once, about five years ago (when Smith was getting an honorary degree from Vancouver Film School and met up with the transvestite he did a documentary on whilst studying there). Smith can ramble on forever (I think the session lasted for about six, seven hours) and Mewes is a natural when it comes to cursing and revealing details about his daily toilet routine. I saw K Smizzle at the O2 last year was gutted that i had to leave before he finished cos of trains.
Finnegan Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 I saw him in London a few years ago, it was excellent yeah. Oh, and, moving away from Kevin Smith a moment - for MTWG: "I blue myself."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 I saw him in London a few years ago, it was excellent yeah. Oh, and, moving away from Kevin Smith a moment - for MTWG: "I blue myself." Tobias - My schedule however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. So why don't we pair up? And hit the town together! I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Michael - Okay that's enough family stuff for today.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Tobias Fünke: I booked a wonderful spot for the party - the Queen Mary. Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea... Michael: [quickly interrupting] I like hot sailors. Tobias Fünke: Me too. Tobias Fünke: And I am off to buy the perfect present for Maebe. Maybe she'd like a suit like this. Narrator: That is her suit. Tobias Fünke: They probably don't make it in a woman's. Narrator: They only make it in a woman's
samlcfc Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 By far and away the greatest character of the View Askewniverse, if not all fiction: Hero. His character does come out with some quality stuff. Love it on clerks when the customers trying to ask him which film he prefers. "I dont appreciate your ruse ma'am"
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Michael: Are you serious? Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had
Finnegan Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Tobias Fünke: [after Michael asks Tobias to buy a tape recorder to record conversations of himself speaking] You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Michael: Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi. Tobias Fünke: And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy. Michael Bluth: [looking at a gift basket Michael received] Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction. Tobias Fünke: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Michael Bluth: There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants? Michael: That's a cross. Mae 'Maebe' Funke: Across from where
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist Tobias Fünke: No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me
GLC Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Anchorman Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name? Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana. Champ Kind: Champ Kind. Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana. Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick. Brick Tamland: Brian. Brian Fantana: I'm Brian. Brick Tamland: Veronica. Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion. Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. Scrub JD: Your not aware of an underground canal system beneath the hospital are you? I think i saw a manitee! Janitor: Was it Julian? JD: We didn't exchange pleasantries. Janitor: That was Julian. Janitor: Doors broke.. JD: Maybe theres a penny stuck in it. Janitor: Why a penny? JD: No reason Janitor: Did you put a penny in there? If i find a penny in there, im coming after you.
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