rico Posted 25 May 2011 Posted 25 May 2011 From The Departed Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the ****in' cameras in this place? Police Camera Tech: Who the **** are you? Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
rico Posted 25 May 2011 Posted 25 May 2011 I love some of the quotes from Snatch Love Bricktop,he's quality
StanSP Posted 26 May 2011 Posted 26 May 2011 "Bagels and coffee, bagels and coffee......ooooooh marmite!". From the movie "Paul". Ha I was gonna post that yesterday. Thoroughly enjoyed that film! This made me laugh a fair bit, too: Clive Gollings: They're going to rape us and break our arms! Graeme Willy: I don't want my arms broken!
MikeyT Posted 31 May 2012 Posted 31 May 2012 From season 2, episode 9 of Game of Thrones. Sandor Clegane: "Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his f*****g corpse".
HEGGSY Posted 31 May 2012 Posted 31 May 2012 Sheldon: Howard? Howard: Yeah? Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them? Howard: What? Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care. Sheldon - I might be the only one that finds it funny, oh well.
THEFATBASTARD Posted 31 May 2012 Posted 31 May 2012 forget it jake, its china town"... "where does that leave us"? "in the shithouse, thats where that leaves us" fay dunaway ,network. nice marmot..
The Doctor Posted 1 June 2012 Posted 1 June 2012 If you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face, every day, for 6 weeks, you may turn it into a rather fetching hat.
leicsmac Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 More from The Departed's Dignam [media=] [/media]"Go **** yourself." "I'm tired from ****ing your wife."
BoneDog Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 "Keep dreamin' shitball." - Clint, Heartbreak Ridge "You better drop that blade....or you won't believe what happens next....even while it's happening." - Clint, Coogan's Bluff "Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage. After two weeks I was down to my last rat. I let him live so I could eat his droppings....called it 'Jungle Rice'....TASTED FINE." - Cotton Hill "What do you think of your Mama's new ta-taa's?" - Cotton Hill
stix Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 Sheldon: Howard? Howard: Yeah? Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them? Howard: What? Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care. Sheldon - I might be the only one that finds it funny, oh well. Just us...& Daggers. "Oh, please. If I don't know, you don't know. That's axiomatic." - Sheldon Cooper
HEGGSY Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 Just us...& Daggers. "Oh, please. If I don't know, you don't know. That's axiomatic." - Sheldon Cooper
HEGGSY Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 Another one from Sheldon... Penny : So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men? Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men. God I'm immature.
The Doctor Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 These people, look at them, they're little more than tenants in a dead man's shack, that idiot pukes it out and they hoover it up like sick puppies. We had this book analysed, it reads like the ramblings of a drunk horse. "homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at the captains table, they get up late, they nudge people whilst their shooting, err they muck about. Imagine.......... the fear of knowing you have a gay man aboard a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself 'god,will i wake up and find everybody dead?'............you can't run a ship like that." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlEcGHxfltE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc Damn, I love Brass Eye.
SystonFox Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 I'm going to find you. And when I do I will kill you Liam Neeson Taken What a voice that man has
HEGGSY Posted 2 June 2012 Posted 2 June 2012 I'm going to find you. And when I do I will kill you Liam Neeson Taken What a voice that man has Agreed, love that film.
leicsmac Posted 3 June 2012 Posted 3 June 2012 I'm going to find you. And when I do I will kill you Liam Neeson Taken What a voice that man has Another top quote from that film, when he's using the Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique on one of the kidnappers: "I need you to be focussed!" *Stabs one penny nail into each of the kidnappers legs at high speed* "ARE YOU FOCUSSED YET?!"
BoneDog Posted 8 June 2012 Posted 8 June 2012 Dale Gribble - "If you want, I can show you how to make a bomb..."
MikeyT Posted 18 June 2012 Posted 18 June 2012 "Nothing In this world that's worth having, comes easy". Dr. Kelso from Scrubs.
Uncle Phil Posted 18 June 2012 Posted 18 June 2012 "In this country, do they make peanuts for homosexuals?" "First I would punch the little one, wait, no punch the big one. Actually, don't punch anyone, I'm the pool manager."
The Doctor Posted 11 September 2012 Posted 11 September 2012 General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands! General: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield". Chef: Hey, wait a minute... General: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14? General: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men? General: Yes Soldier? Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop!
BoneDog Posted 12 October 2012 Posted 12 October 2012 "Pushy little bastard ain't ya?" - John Kreese to Mr Miyagi in Karate Kid original. I used that one all through the 90's.
BoneDog Posted 12 October 2012 Posted 12 October 2012 Clint Some corkers from Cotton. "What do ya think of your Mamas new ta-taas?"
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