MC Prussian Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 (Tony Soprano eats dinner with some of his fellas; The Sopranos, Season 2, Episode 3) Paulie Gualtieri: "Hey, do you remember your first blowjob?" Silvio Dante: "Yeah, of course." Gualtieri: "How long did it take for the guy to come?"
MikeyT Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 De Niro/Pacino Quotes: Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver: "Listen you f***ers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, who would not let... Listen you f***ers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it any more, a man who stood up against the scum, the cons, the dogs, the filth, the s**t. Here is someone who stood up." "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to? You talkin' to me? Well. I'm the only one here." Jimmy Conway, Goodfellas: "You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut." Al Pacino as Vincent Hanna in Heat (My fave movie of all time) Vincent Hanna: "Don't waste my mother****ing time!"
samlcfc Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Liam Neeson's intimidation speech in Taken, “I don’t know you who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, acquired over a very long career in the shadows. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you. And I will kill you.”
Zingari Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 On of my all time favourite scenes, it's from "A Few Good Men" Jack Nicholson at his brilliant best Col. Jessep You can't handle the truth!* [pauses] Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. actually best to just watch it !!!
rico Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Anything from Phoenix Nights,too many to mention
FoxyPV Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
General Smuts Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
Fox You Forest Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!"
m00nie Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 scarface.. "say hello to my little friends" " I never ****ed anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? " matrix... (so many so justed posted one) "I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it." jerry maguire "show me the moeny"
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "stay on target, stay on target" - Star Wars "Who is the more foolish? The Fool or the fool who follows him?" from errrrm Star Wars "Those arent the droids you are looking for" from . . . . .errrrrrm. . . . . . .Star Wars
SystonFox Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! +1 to you sir!!!
Jackirius Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Suck me beautiful! What did you say? Suck me beautiful! American pie
Jackirius Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Cooper: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man! eurotrip
Bugg Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" or "You're gonna die clown!!!" Happy Gilmore.
rico Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" or "You're gonna die clown!!!" Happy Gilmore. don't let Purpleronnie see this
ajthefox Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fvcked by dicks, but dicks also fvck assholes, assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way but the only thing that can fvck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fvck too much or fvck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fvck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit..." Team America...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 60% of the time, it works every time! - Anchorman Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back. - one of hundreds in Firefly/Serenity We're doing all we can. but I'm not Jesus Christ. I've come to accept that now. - Garth Marenghi Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal! - one of many great lines from Private Hudson in Aliens.
Fox You Forest Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Anchorman has loads, "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina".
MC Prussian Posted 28 February 2011 Author Posted 28 February 2011 A: "You're Sicilian, huh? You know - I read a lot. Especially about things, history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact - I don't know whether you know or not. Well... Sicilians were spawned by n*ggers." (Pause) B: "Oh yeah?" (Laughter) A: "You know - it's a fact. Yeah. You see, ah, Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. You know, if you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds of hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are n*ggers. See, way back then, Sicilians were like wops of Northern Italy. They had blonde hair and blue eyes.Then the Moors moved in and... they changed the whole country. They did so much ****ing with Sicilian women, huh, that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes and blonde hair became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that , uh, Sicilians still carry that n*gger gene. Now this..." (Laughter) A: "No, I'm... No, I'm quotin'. History... It's written... It's a fact, it's written...." (More laughter) B: "I love this guy." (Laughter) A: "Your ancestors are n*ggers." B: "Ey." A: "And your great-great-great-great-grandmother ****ed a nigger. Yeah. And she had a half-n*gger kid. Well, if that's a fact, tell me - am I lying? (Pause) 'Cos you... you're part eggplant." (Even more laughter) B: "Ey, ey, ey, you're a cantilope." (All laugh)
rico Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 A: "You're Sicilian, huh? You know - I read a lot. Especially about things, history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact - I don't know whether you know or not. Well... Sicilians were spawned by n*ggers." (Pause) B: "Oh yeah?" (Laughter) A: "You know - it's a fact. Yeah. You see, ah, Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. You know, if you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds of hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are n*ggers. See, way back then, Sicilians were like wops of Northern Italy. They had blonde hair and blue eyes.Then the Moors moved in and... they changed the whole country. They did so much ****ing with Sicilian women, huh, that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes and blonde hair became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that , uh, Sicilians still carry that n*gger gene. Now this..." (Laughter) A: "No, I'm... No, I'm quotin'. History... It's written... It's a fact, it's written...." (More laughter) B: "I love this guy." (Laughter) A: "Your ancestors are n*ggers." B: "Ey." A: "And your great-great-great-great-grandmother ****ed a nigger. Yeah. And she had a half-n*gger kid. Well, if that's a fact, tell me - am I lying? (Pause) 'Cos you... you're part eggplant." (Even more laughter) B: "Ey, ey, ey, you're a cantilope." (All laugh) True Romance?
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