StanSP Posted 12 April 2011 Posted 12 April 2011 I know I've mentioned this before, but this is by far and away my favourite Scrubs moment
Bellend Sebastian Posted 12 April 2011 Posted 12 April 2011 Mr Simnock: Call yourself a school? Mr Casalingua: Well, I don't call myself a school, no Apologies for the piss poor quality of the video
BoneDog Posted 16 April 2011 Posted 16 April 2011 David Brent - "Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.................NEXT."
The Doctor Posted 16 April 2011 Posted 16 April 2011 I'll join the scrubs love in One of my friends from GCSE's actually made his own knife-wrench. Got to love the janitor.
Dilkes Posted 17 April 2011 Posted 17 April 2011 Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it? Vince Noir: Colon Explorer? Howard Moon: You know what I saying. Vince Noir: I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Old Gregg: Ever drink baileys from a shoe? Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other? I'm gonna hurt you. I like you. What do ya think of me? Howard:I think your a nice..modern gentleman Mighty Boosh wins for endless funny quotes
Stadt Posted 17 April 2011 Posted 17 April 2011 SO MANY ACTIVITIES!!!!! "The clown has no penis" "he had this wild look in his eye and at one point he said lets get it on" "I smoked pot with Jonny Hopkins"
The Doctor Posted 18 April 2011 Posted 18 April 2011 "this is a prescription for no?""Correctamundo, to be taken with food every saturday night while you're eating alone"
Haydos Posted 18 April 2011 Posted 18 April 2011 "this is a prescription for no?" "Correctamundo, to be taken with food every saturday night while you're eating alone" It pains me that old Scrubs is no more, one of the best written shows I've ever seen. Too many good lines to remember, this being one of the best.
BoneDog Posted 18 April 2011 Posted 18 April 2011 Hot Shots. Admiral Benson : "I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner last night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was wonderful." Lt. Commander Bloc : "But sir, we didn't have you over for dinner last night." Admiral Benson : "Oh.....very well.......Then, where the hell was I?.........And who is Cheryl?"
rico Posted 18 April 2011 Posted 18 April 2011 From The Thing (1982) Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH!
rico Posted 18 April 2011 Posted 18 April 2011 Some brilliant lines from They Live! (1988),forgot how funny some of them are!! Nada: Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat. Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on... [puts them back on] Nada: ...formaldehyde-face! Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can. Frank: Not this year! Nada: You, you're okay. This one: real ****in' ugly Nada: You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.
BoneDog Posted 19 April 2011 Posted 19 April 2011 Only Fools and Horses. Mike and Denzel at the Nags Head. Mike - "So.....how's life treating you then Denz?" Denzel - "The same as Paxo treats a turkey."
Fox You Forest Posted 19 April 2011 Posted 19 April 2011 Only Fools and Horses. Mike and Denzel at the Nags Head. Mike - "So.....how's life treating you then Denz?" Denzel - "The same as Paxo treats a turkey." So many in Only Fools, Trigger at the heart of most.
Finnegan Posted 19 April 2011 Posted 19 April 2011 MUST have been posted already, but by far and away my favourite Trigger moment: Closely followed by:
Fox You Forest Posted 19 April 2011 Posted 19 April 2011 I can't find a clip for the time he's standing at the bar talking about a weekend away with a girl from work "A couple of weeks later I learned through friends she wanted to go with me" :laugh:
Darkon84 Posted 20 April 2011 Posted 20 April 2011 Some brilliant lines from They Live! (1988),forgot how funny some of them are!! Nada: Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat. Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Nada: You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on... [puts them back on] Nada: ...formaldehyde-face! Nada: I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can. Frank: Not this year! Nada: You, you're okay. This one: real ****in' ugly Nada: You know, you look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957. Dammit! I was going to post some of them, great film!! Anywho.. ''I seen one eat a ROCKING CHAIR once!''....Old man in 'Jaws' ''If wisdom grew on trees sir, you, would be a bush''.....Plunkett & Macleane
The Doctor Posted 20 April 2011 Posted 20 April 2011 "a floating ant farm, a flashlight hammer to smash the ants with if they piss me off" "I'm playing a role sir, what are you doing?" "Now i've got to spend all night putting peanut butter in pancreas traps."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0&feature=related "Now they're having gay sex, cowboy gay sex.Sodoooooommyyyyyyy, c'mon everybody, Sodoooooommyyyyyyy, Sodoooooommyyyyyyy,Sodomy"
Libertine Posted 21 April 2011 Posted 21 April 2011 Homer: So there's a comet. Big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head. Bart: Wow, dad. Maybe you're right. Homer: Of course I'm right. If I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.
rico Posted 21 April 2011 Posted 21 April 2011 A few from Napoleon Dynamite........ Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what? Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon Dynamite: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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