ScouseFox Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"
m00nie Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 green street.. He's only a poor little cockney , His face is all tattered and torn, He made me feel sick, So i hit him with a brick, And now he don't sing anymore ----------------------- scum wheres your tool what fking tool this fking tool + im the daddy now ----------------------------------------
jonthefox Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Anyone know where this is from? "Its not about the money, its about the pooooowah."
Zingari Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Anyone know where this is from? "Its not about the money, its about the pooooowah." wall street ?
Parafox Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Anything from Phoenix Nights,too many to mention Absolutely. I was gonna suggest a comedy lines/quotes thread [Dougie Hayes has delivered a giant inflatable penis] Dodgy Eric: Well what do you think? Brian Potter: It's not a bouncy castle. Dodgy Eric: You never said a castle. Brian Potter: I said I wanted an inflatable. Dodgy Eric: It is an inflatable. Brian Potter: Inflatable filth. [talking about the inflatable Penis] Jerry St Clair: We're not having that. Brian Potter: You're damn right Jerry, we're not having that go on take it back. Dodgy Eric: But Brian... Brian Potter: It's a family fun day man, there's kiddies running around. They can't go jumping up and down on a love length Brian Potter looking at the Dwarves getting out of the mini-bus... "How far away are they?" Brilliant
Parafox Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Reservoir Dogs Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco
Parafox Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Me again Pulp Fiction... Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n*gger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead N*gger Storage"? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead N*gger Storage"? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n*ggers ain't my ****ing business, that's why
General Smuts Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna **** this bitch, I'll **** this bitch, I'll **** ANYTHING THAT MOVES! [to a man passing by on a bicycle just off screen] Jay: Yo, what the **** you lookin' at? I'll kick your ****in' ass! Shit yeah. [to Silent Bob] Jay: Doesn't that mother ****er owe me 10 bucks? You know, ****in' tonight, we're gonna rip off this ****er's head, and tear out his ****in' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the mother****er's bag. [to two women in a passing car just off screen] Jay: Hey, what's up babes? What's up, sluts I modelled my whole life on Jay.
General Smuts Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Jay: Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude mother****er, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. [Jay makes a rude head gesture and car horn honks] Jay: Ewww, you ****ing faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
samlcfc Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Jay: Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude mother****er, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. [Jay makes a rude head gesture and car horn honks] Jay: Ewww, you ****ing faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN! was literally gonna post this. well funny it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination
ajthefox Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna **** this bitch, I'll **** this bitch, I'll **** ANYTHING THAT MOVES! [to a man passing by on a bicycle just off screen] Jay: Yo, what the **** you lookin' at? I'll kick your ****in' ass! Shit yeah. [to Silent Bob] Jay: Doesn't that mother ****er owe me 10 bucks? You know, ****in' tonight, we're gonna rip off this ****er's head, and tear out his ****in' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the mother****er's bag. [to two women in a passing car just off screen] Jay: Hey, what's up babes? What's up, sluts I modelled my whole life on Jay. Explains a lot
Fox You Forest Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Explains a lot Jay from the Inbetweeners, Clunge.
Zingari Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 The sixth and fatal shot, frame 313 takes Kennedy in the head from the front. This is the key shot. The President going back and to his left. Shot from the front and right. back and to the left...........back and to the left...........back and to the left...........back and to the left ( Jim Garrison , JFK )
rico Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
BoneDog Posted 1 March 2011 Posted 1 March 2011 Forensic cop in The Other Guys - "We found a deer vagina.....we thought it was human lips at first....but when we took a closer look it was definitely a deer vagina." This from MacGruber : MacGruber - "Last time I saw you, you had a grenade launcher in one hand and an M16 in the other!" Frank - "And you had just ripped a dudes throat out with your bare hands!" MacGruber - "Hah Classic MacGruber!!......So err, it looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight." Frank - "You're lookin pretty good yourself." MacGruber - "Well...every day's a workout when you've gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans." Frank - "You and you're dick comments!" MacGruber - "Hehe it's fun to say them." Frank - "It's fun to hear them." MacGruber - "That's why I say them!" Frank - "That's why I listen."
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little **** [referring to Silent Bob] Jay: , none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it.
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 ivana Humpalot and Alotta Vagina lines from Austin Powers films
Finnegan Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Can't believe you've missed out the all time classic: Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, If that money doesn't show then you owe-me-owe-me-oooh, My jungle love, o-e-o-e-o!
General Smuts Posted 2 March 2011 Posted 2 March 2011 Can't believe you've missed out the all time classic: Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, If that money doesn't show then you owe-me-owe-me-oooh, My jungle love, o-e-o-e-o! That shit is the mad notes! Written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world. The mother****in time! You mean that band from that Purple Rain movie. That shit was so gay. ****ing 80s style. Don't you ever say an unkind word about the Time! Me and tubby here modelled our whole lives on that shit. Im morris day and your jerome bitch. Yeah what! (This is from memory - i missed the black man servant bit cos i can't remember where it goes)
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