StanSP Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 More from Anchorman: CANNONBALL! I don't know what we're yelling about!! I love...carpet. I love...desk. I love lamp. I would like to extend an invitation to you to the pants party....The party, with the pants. Party with pants? Smells like bigfoot's dick!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 After impaling Bennett into a steam pipe: 'Let off some steam, Bennett.' 'I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry!' After killing a man on a plane Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired. All Arnie's work from Commando.
Libertine Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
Fox1651 Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "we will be knee deep in clunge" - the Inbetweeners
rico Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Is this some white ***** joke that black ***** don't get? 'Cause I'm not ****ing laughing Nicholas.
rico Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out. Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.
I am Rod Hull Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Anything from 300. So many classic lines in that film
Libertine Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... ****in'... Shaft.
The Doctor Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Bender (futurama): Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've founnd something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle. Richard Nixon's Head: nixon with charisma, by god i could rule the universe. I'll sell our childrens organs to zoos for meat and i'll go into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place. "Dr. Zoidberg, can you note the time and declare the patient officially dead? Can I? That's my speciality!"
Webbo Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
The Doctor Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 "Your sister's become a member of the undead, a nightstalker, a bloodsucker, nosferatu... [slight pause] Your sisters a suck-monkey." lost boys 2 - the tribe
fox123 Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that
fox123 Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Sexy Beast quotes... Don: Talk to me, Gal. I'm here for you. I'm a good listener.Gal: What can I say, Don? I've said it all. I'm retired. Don: Shut up. Gal: No!Don: Yes! Gal: No! Don: Yes! Gal: No! Don: Fat cunt! Gal: No, No, No! Don: Yes, Yes, Yes! Don: Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this ****ing time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this ****ing time! No ****ing way! No ****ing way, no ****ing way, no ****ing way! You've made me look a right cunt!
StanSP Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 I've had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
Finnegan Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Not so much what they do say, it's what they don't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM
ajthefox Posted 28 February 2011 Posted 28 February 2011 Good Will Hunting.. Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. We go out, we have a few drinks and have a few laughs and it's great. You know what the best part of my day is? For about 10 seconds from when I pull up to the kerb and when I get to your door. 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothing. Just left. I don't know much but I know that.
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