ozleicester Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 I could be wrong, but i dont think we have heard from Empty for quite some time. Given his knowledge and contacts, we can only assume some sort of foul play. So, where has he gone and who took him? My theory is quite a simple one... the CIA, some dodgy ganja and a Focus estate. He will be discovered during the clean up of Glastonbury in a deep mud puddle. Whats yours?
Zingari Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 He knew too much , He'd recently infiltrated Bohemian Grove , and had the evidence to expose the whole NWO and their insidious plans for world domination . My guess is that he is now in area 51 undergoing MK Ultra mind changing treatment and will come back as a conspiracy debunker , or possibly even gay .
Itsthejoeker Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 Arrested in Wickford for having the CIA and Sony
jonthefox Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 He's an ice cream man isnt he?. Probably gone for a mr whippy.
Guest Bilo Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 Currently on 'an extended holiday' in Cuba where the sun is hot, the jumpsuits are orange and the car batteries are used for charging bollocks.
samlcfc Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 Sold everything he owned and went on an expedition to find the hollow earth entrance
MC Prussian Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 He's best friends with Kim Jong-Il and currently in Pyongyang, taking care of the Chong Tese deal.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 He's currently helping Leicester City Council with their zombie contingency plans.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 Crossing the Alps, on a mono cycle.-Backwards!
Finnegan Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 Doing a 10 stretch in Strangeways Broadmoor more like.
The Doctor Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 Hiding on the dark side of the moon following a discovery that the CIA are in cahoots with the free-masons.
Zingari Posted 25 June 2011 Posted 25 June 2011 He's an ice cream man isnt he?. Probably gone for a mr whippy. is he really an ice cream man ?
Zingari Posted 26 June 2011 Posted 26 June 2011 Yes, but the good sort. what tune does his jingle bells play ? i'll look out for him
skinnydipper Posted 26 June 2011 Posted 26 June 2011 He's an ice cream man isnt he?. Probably gone for a mr whippy. In that case I suspect that he's bound for mu-mu land
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