ozleicester Posted 29 June 2012 Posted 29 June 2012 Food... Food and Fvcking Chefs. When did these valueless kn0b ends become considered important or even vaguely interesting in our society? Shut up W@NKER! you JUST COOK STUFF! People have been doing it since the dawn of time, if it takes you 3 times as long to place it on my plate, as it does for me to eat it... youre wasting your time.
cambridgefox Posted 29 June 2012 Posted 29 June 2012 Food... Food and Fvcking Chefs. When did these valueless kn0b ends become considered important or even vaguely interesting in our society? Shut up W@NKER! you JUST COOK STUFF! People have been doing it since the dawn of time, if it takes you 3 times as long to place it on my plate, as it does for me to eat it... youre wasting your time. Pub landlords rile me.with their Mercedes ,Alsatian dogs,chunky bracelets and gossip mongers.thinking they are the pillar of the community .They sell beer and pork scratchings,not even a proper shop.i admit I am generalising but they are nearly all like that near me.
Saxondale Posted 17 October 2012 Author Posted 17 October 2012 Basically all American 'comedy' shows. Three and a Half Men? Where are the genuine laughs in that shite? I've had more amusing testicle examinations.
Guest MattP Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 Food... Food and Fvcking Chefs. When did these valueless kn0b ends become considered important or even vaguely interesting in our society? Shut up W@NKER! you JUST COOK STUFF! People have been doing it since the dawn of time, if it takes you 3 times as long to place it on my plate, as it does for me to eat it... youre wasting your time. It's about the only part of reality tv I can watch. Do you not take time and careful consideration over your food? It's great when you do eevrything you can, eating should be one of the pleasurable activities a man can do.
stix Posted 17 October 2012 Posted 17 October 2012 Basically all American 'comedy' shows. Three and a Half Men? Where are the genuine laughs in that shite? I've had more amusing testicle examinations. Isn't it Two & a half men?
Saxondale Posted 17 October 2012 Author Posted 17 October 2012 Isn't it Two & a half men? Yes. It's still shit.
Kitchandro Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Basically all American 'comedy' shows. Three and a Half Men? Where are the genuine laughs in that shite? I've had more amusing testicle examinations. It was a quality show until Sheen left and they replaced him with Ashton fvcking Kutcher. Hes my contribution to this thread, Ashton Kutcher. I liked Dude, Where's My Car but him I cant stand, he's not funny at all.
ozleicester Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Basically all American 'comedy' shows. Three and a Half Men? Where are the genuine laughs in that shite? I've had more amusing testicle examinations. If you havent already, give Modern Family and The US Office a try. A couple of good quality US shows with (for me at least) genuinley laugh out loud moments. It's about the only part of reality tv I can watch. Do you not take time and careful consideration over your food? It's great when you do eevrything you can, eating should be one of the pleasurable activities a man can do. No, i really dont, food (to me) is little more than sustenance and fuel (and before anyone pops up with.. thats coz you eat all that veggie sh*t etc.. i was the same pre veggie days). I recently attended one of the cities apparently premiere restaurants for a "degaustation meal".... 12 courses of complete and total wank, 2 foot wide plates.. with a dolllop of cum drizzled over 2 sticks and a room full of foodies jizzing over "the flavours, freshness, subtly and hint of persimmon"... who wouldve thought that circle jerking in public would be so popular. and then for it to be on TV... where you cant even smell..or taste it.... To each their own... but there are just sooo many things that fit ahead of food, when it comes to "The most pleasurable things a man can do"
J.Lisemore Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Basically all American 'comedy' shows. Three and a Half Men? Where are the genuine laughs in that shite? I've had more amusing testicle examinations. I agree with this, I think americans are bit more easily amused. Although saying that, Friends tickles me sometimes.
Alexikokopops Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Basically all American 'comedy' shows. Three and a Half Men? Where are the genuine laughs in that shite? I've had more amusing testicle examinations. 2.5 Men is a horror show, but there are some decent ones out there. 30 Rock and Arrested Development spring to mind.
Finnegan Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Arrested Development, Modern Family, Community all class.
Captain... Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Basically all American 'comedy' shows. Three and a Half Men? Where are the genuine laughs in that shite? I've had more amusing testicle examinations. It is not all American comedies, but it is the formulaic ones, set-up punch line, deliver punch line that everyone could see coming a mile off, one of the worst is 2 Broke Girls, awful formulaic crap, not that it is exclusively American, that new school comedy with Jack Whitehall was awful in the same way. No, i really dont, food (to me) is little more than sustenance and fuel (and before anyone pops up with.. thats coz you eat all that veggie sh*t etc.. i was the same pre veggie days). I recently attended one of the cities apparently premiere restaurants for a "degaustation meal".... 12 courses of complete and total wank, 2 foot wide plates.. with a dolllop of cum drizzled over 2 sticks and a room full of foodies jizzing over "the flavours, freshness, subtly and hint of persimmon"... who wouldve thought that circle jerking in public would be so popular. and then for it to be on TV... where you cant even smell..or taste it.... To each their own... but there are just sooo many things that fit ahead of food, when it comes to "The most pleasurable things a man can do" This is not because you are a vegan, it is why you are a vegan, if you cannot see the pleasure in eating, as I did last night, scallops with chorizo and a pumpkin mash, followed by plaice and shrimp cooked with potatoes and spinach on an oak plank, that just infuses it all with this divine smokey woody flavour, then of course you can turn your back on meat for moral and logical reasons. When you have had a true food-gasm it is much harder to remove these things from your life, despite all logical and moral reasoning, it is like the girl that you know is bad for you and fvcks with your head, steals your money and cheats on you, you know you should leave her, but the sex is just phenomenal.
Manwell Pablo Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 2.5 Men is a horror show, but there are some decent ones out there. 30 Rock and Arrested Development spring to mind. Thought 30 Rock was equally as appauling as 2,5 men tbh. I had no idea they had replaced Sheen as well, at least he did something occasionaly grin worthy I'd imagine 2.5 half men with Kutcher being an absloute train wreck of a show.
Haydos Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Plenty of good american comedies. The Office, Community, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Archer, Parks and Recreation.
Alexikokopops Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Thought 30 Rock was equally as appauling as 2,5 men tbh. I had no idea they had replaced Sheen as well, at least he did something occasionaly grin worthy I'd imagine 2.5 half men with Kutcher being an absloute train wreck of a show. 30 Rock is magnificent. You are clearly an idiot. An idiot with League 1 hair. Basically, if it has canned laughter BE AFRAID. You can't trust a show that tells you when to laugh. Edit: You were there at the League One hair moment in Spuggy's flat, right???
Kitchandro Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 30 Rock is magnificent. You are clearly an idiot. An idiot with League 1 hair. Basically, if it has canned laughter BE AFRAID. You can't trust a show that tells you when to laugh. Edit: You were there at the League One hair moment in Spuggy's flat, right??? Not even Blackadder? Only fools and horses?
Alexikokopops Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Not even Blackadder? Only fools and horses? Sorry, I should have specified US shows In my mind I've split US comedies into "With canned laughter" and "Without canned laughter" and generally the first is mediocre and the second are good. It's a simple segmentation but I'm very lazy.
Kitchandro Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Sorry, I should have specified US shows In my mind I've split US comedies into "With canned laughter" and "Without canned laughter" and generally the first is mediocre and the second are good. It's a simple segmentation but I'm very lazy. Ah ok
Manwell Pablo Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 30 Rock is magnificent. You are clearly an idiot. An idiot with League 1 hair. Basically, if it has canned laughter BE AFRAID. You can't trust a show that tells you when to laugh. Edit: You were there at the League One hair moment in Spuggy's flat, right??? 30 Rock is shite. Yeah, we told that Forest fan he had league one hair and he got very aggresive and threatned to throw us out. From my understanding he wasn't even a very big Forest fan either, meaning he was just a willy puller. EDIT: Ironically we were relegated to League One that season or the season after I think DOUBLE EDIT: And you probably still have my seat from Selhurst Park
Alexikokopops Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 30 Rock is shite. Yeah, we told that Forest fan he had league one hair and he got very aggresive and threatned to throw us out. From my understanding he wasn't even a very big Forest fan either, meaning he was just a willy puller. EDIT: Ironically we were relegated to League One that season or the season after I think DOUBLE EDIT: And you probably still have my seat from Selhurst Park Magnificent evening. He was an absolute helmet. His name was Scamps. What a stupid nickname. I think the Selhurst Park seat is in my parent's garage.
Manwell Pablo Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 Magnificent evening. He was an absolute helmet. His name was Scamps. What a stupid nickname. I think the Selhurst Park seat is in my parent's garage. A Forest fan with the nick name Scamps? Sort of explains why he was such a dickweed, can't of been an easy life. Sounds like a Hamsters name. I was a good evening, I was plastered though.
Alexikokopops Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 A Forest fan with the nick name Scamps? Sort of explains why he was such a dickweed, can't of been an easy life. Sounds like a Hamsters name. I was a good evening, I was plastered though. I only discovered less than two weeks ago that we went to Lost Society in Battersea/Clapham. I've been there countless times since and did not recognise it in anyway from that night. I remember a man pissing in a plant pot at a house party round the corner from Spuggy's, some pink lights, and then the League One hair incident. It's ok though, we're older now and can frown upon the youth of today that engage in such activities.
Manwell Pablo Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 I only discovered less than two weeks ago that we went to Lost Society in Battersea/Clapham. I've been there countless times since and did not recognise it in anyway from that night. I remember a man pissing in a plant pot at a house party round the corner from Spuggy's, some pink lights, and then the League One hair incident. It's ok though, we're older now and can frown upon the youth of today that engage in such activities. Yeah So when are we doing it again?
Guest MattP Posted 18 October 2012 Posted 18 October 2012 If you havent already, give Modern Family and The US Office a try. A couple of good quality US shows with (for me at least) genuinley laugh out loud moments. No, i really dont, food (to me) is little more than sustenance and fuel (and before anyone pops up with.. thats coz you eat all that veggie sh*t etc.. i was the same pre veggie days). I recently attended one of the cities apparently premiere restaurants for a "degaustation meal".... 12 courses of complete and total wank, 2 foot wide plates.. with a dolllop of cum drizzled over 2 sticks and a room full of foodies jizzing over "the flavours, freshness, subtly and hint of persimmon"... who wouldve thought that circle jerking in public would be so popular. and then for it to be on TV... where you cant even smell..or taste it.... To each their own... but there are just sooo many things that fit ahead of food, when it comes to "The most pleasurable things a man can do" Staggered! For me the perfect ending to a evening is to sit in a nice restaurant with a lovely atmospshere and enjoy a good bottle of wine and some fine dining.
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