welck12 Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 I've decided to make this thread about cheesecake. I ****ing love a good cheesecake, it's a shame it's always in such tiny portions. Me dad's missus makes a fantastic cheesecake with a (buttery) biscuit base and Maltesers. Glorious it is. You can't beat a lemon cheesecake though. Mmmm, cheesecake. One of Americas greatest ideas...
Finnegan Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 This where its at... Guiness Cheesecake. That looks so completely terrible I've just got to try it. Can't be as nice as Jack Daniels Swiss truffles.
Jon the Hat Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 I like the combination of cheesecake chatter and political rhetoric! If MPs got a free supply of cheesecake they would come up with much better ideas. I laugh quite a lot at the idiots who get onto TV and Radio saying how hard done by they are. I think the point is people who are actually in the shit and need benefits have better things to do than get in the media moaning about it. Self selecting samples are shit. Waitrose do a nice new york style cheesecake. Yum.
21st Century Fox Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 New York Cheesecake is Vanilla flavour, right?
General Smuts Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 I'm genuinely surprised to be honest, you strike me as a cheesecake sorta guy. You calling me fat?
Bellend Sebastian Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 I like cheesecake but I'm always wary of ordering it for dessert as the portions can be tiny, and it looks bad if you ask the waiting staff how much you get. There's no better feeling than taking the gamble and the portion turning out to be MASSIVE
Finnegan Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 You calling me fat? No. But you're a bit of a hair straighteners, hand creams, tight jeans sort.
Zingari Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 people on benefits shouldn't be able to afford cheesecake , let them eat brioche
21st Century Fox Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 Someone needs to innovate a cheesecake you can eat on the go. I don't want to have to stand still balancing cheesecake on a fork, I want it in my hand while I'm walking to important high powered meetings. Hello Dragons Den...
welck12 Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 Someone needs to innovate a cheesecake you can eat on the go. I don't want to have to stand still balancing cheesecake on a fork, I want it in my hand while I'm walking to important high powered meetings. Hello Dragons Den... Or you can just put one of these in your meeting room
Zingari Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 99% of cheesecake is fat free edit; i don't just bandy statistics about willy-nilly , i back them up with hard facts
General Smuts Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 But on a serious note - I attempted to be on job seekers allowance last year and its an absolute farce. I was seeking a job for upwards of 6 months or so, happily declaring every now and then I'd done some part time work here and there as and when I could get it. This part time work was the only income I had coming in. As some of you may know this was working behind the bar at the Emirates and at Wembley. Most of the time the money I earned barely covered my travel to and from the job but I kept going in the hope that it led to something permanent (which was offered to me at the same time as my current full time job). During this time I was filling out endless forms and getting a bus for half an hour every week at my own cost and was not seeing a single penny of job seekers allowance. I was continually, week in week out trudging to this ankle braceleted, soul sapping, hell hole hat in hand desperate for any job I could get my hands on. I was getting no help whatsoever and was still not getting any money from them. The hideous job guarding hobgoblins behind the power desks, specifically designed to make you feel like Oliver, cannot fathom that people without money can't afford cars and as such can't travel to exotic places like Hitchin and Basildon at will. They can't fathom that just because I worked behind a desk at Nissan, that I am not qualified to be a car mechanic. They can't fathom that because I took French at GCSE level I'm not qualified to be Jacques Chirac's interpretor for his state visit. They cannot utilise common sense. After 6 months I got the job I'm currently in and 3 months later received a cheque for about £200 quid. Apparently this was backdated jobseekers allowance. I didn't bother to complain about the paltry sum or about the fact that a quarter of that was spent travelling to and from the fecking place. It was all too ridiculous and I wanted that horrendous chapter of my life behind me. In my opinion if anyone would rather take the money every week from the jobseekers rather than getting themselves a job I say fair play to them. And after all of that, I'm still indifferent towards cheesecake.
leicester4life Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 i am unemployed, but i like cheesecake, so i make my mum buy it for me.
Daggers Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 I've decided to make this thread about cheesecake. I ****ing love a good cheesecake, it's a shame it's always in such tiny portions.Me dad's missus makes a fantastic cheesecake with a (buttery) biscuit base and Maltesers. Glorious it is. You can't beat a lemon cheesecake though. Mmmm, cheesecake. I believe in cheesecake, but I also believe I am correct in saying that you are totally fùcked in the head if you think lemon cheesecake is best. It isn't. Plain baked vanilla cheesecake is the only cheesecake worth eating. Initially, I found Tesco's Finest to be the best (albeit pricey), but I now think it is too stodgy. I now prefer the creamy Chosen By You ASDA vanilla cheesecake.
21st Century Fox Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 If there's one thing I know it's this... Cheesecake beats Torte any day of the week.
Daggers Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 Banoffee cheesecake masterace reporting in. And that is just plain FVCKING wrong. Anything with 'Banoffee' in the title should be instantly binned as 99% of people who cook or eat it are mental animal shaggers. The absolute limit is to add cherries and clotted cream. But that's it.
Daggers Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 If there's one thing I know it's this... Cheesecake beats Torte any day of the week. Tell my wife. Lemon Torte?! She may as well have served up a portion of shit from Chandler The Cavemoron's very mouth.
21st Century Fox Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 Tell my wife. Lemon Torte?! She may as well have served up a portion of shit from Chandler The Cavemoron's very mouth. It's like phlegm on a sponge.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 And that is just plain FVCKING wrong. Anything with 'Banoffee' in the title should be instantly binned as 99% of people who cook or eat it are mental animal shaggers. The absolute limit is to add cherries and clotted cream. But that's it. I'll happily eat a banana as a snack in its own right, but when did adding banana to something else ever do anything other than spoil it? The very concept of 'Banoffee' enrages me in a way I can barely articulate. Banana is the taste of disappointment and crushed dreams
Christoph Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 On another note. I got a job by sending a shit load of emails out to people until somebody replied, had an interview and now im working. Everytime i've tried to look for a job, I've always thought there were loads. I never understood how some people can't find jobs, especially full time.
I am Rod Hull Posted 19 March 2012 Posted 19 March 2012 I see that renowned cheesecake hater Webbo is throwing his weight about again..... http://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/80559-football-chants/
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