THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 The female athletes that have still applied a little mascara and foundation before competing, giving me stonking erections whilst watching sport
Northants Fox 3 Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 The female athletes that have still applied a little mascara and foundation before competing, giving me stonking erections whilst watching sport :blink: lol
Bayfox Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 hrh the duchess of cambridge for managing to turn up at most the events we win medals at.
Zingari Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 The commentators in the velodrome for not laughing every time the say "Coquard"
Corky Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Babs for modding the LCFC forum. Heroic! Isn't the £30k a week he gets for doing that job enough?
Jimothy Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 John McEnroe for managing to appear at the most venues and giving his opinion on every single sport, even though he's completed in none of them.
Jon the Hat Posted 6 August 2012 Author Posted 6 August 2012 Whoever it was who decided that the medals table on the BBC Olympic site would show only the top 3 countries. Mystic Meg eat your heart out!!
ozleicester Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Australia, for taking a step back and allowing just about every other country in the world to outperform them.
Jimothy Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Whoever it was who decided that the medals table on the BBC Olympic site would show only the top 3 countries. Mystic Meg eat your heart out!! Before we got up to third it was showing the top three and GB in whatever position they were.
Jon the Hat Posted 6 August 2012 Author Posted 6 August 2012 Before we got up to third it was showing the top three and GB in whatever position they were. I know. Top three you see? amazing foresight that. Ok I just wanted to point out that we are third. Third!!!
Guest MattP Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 'I thought you would respond' = troll boy fishing or attempting to look wise and knowing after the event. I'm glad the Lottery sponsored athletes - the fact that John Major signed the paperwork to authorise the spending of lottery funds is hardly heroic. Gold and left wing politics has sweet nothing to with any of this. Lastly why an earth would I be in the least bit angry or 'fuming' - secretly or otherwise about British olympians achieving medals? Basically, every element of your post is a load of bollocks really isn't it - no news there. easiest one on the forum still
Finnegan Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 I know. Top three you see? amazing foresight that. Ok I just wanted to point out that we are third. Third!!! Easily thrashing both USA and China on total medals and gold medals per million population.
Nick Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 easiest one on the forum still Oh right, so your post was a wind up. I see now. Just a bunch of unfounded personal insults put together to cause offence with no real knowledge or foundation. (Sounds like a familiar label which you are finding hard to shake) Hopefully that will negate my previous response which clearly illustrates the stupidity of your post. Clearly the joke is on me, Matt. Oh no, wait.............
Zingari Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 A special medal to the hero who threw a bottle onto the track at the start of the 100 m sprint. We may be putting on a great show and actually doing very well in the events, but we don't want to lose our long earned image of mindless thuggery and hooliganism just yet !
davieG Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 A special medal to the hero who threw a bottle onto the track at the start of the 100 m sprint. We may be putting on a great show and actually doing very well in the events, but we don't want to lose our long earned image of mindless thuggery and hooliganism just yet ! They should have cancelled the Olympics!
I am Rod Hull Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 A special medal to the hero who threw a bottle onto the track at the start of the 100 m sprint. We may be putting on a great show and actually doing very well in the events, but we don't want to lose our long earned image of mindless thuggery and hooliganism just yet ! On the bright side, the 10p refund on the 1982 Coke bottle will go towards the cost of Alexkokopops sideburns for the closing ceremony.
Zingari Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 On the bright side, the 10p refund on the 1982 Coke bottle will go towards the cost of Alexkokopops sideburns for the closing ceremony. He should stuff the coke bottle down his pants and stand there legs akimbo in the closing ceremony to show off true British greatness.
I am Rod Hull Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 He should stuff the coke bottle down his pants and stand there legs akimbo in the closing ceremony to show off true British greatness. He`s too late, Elton John got the nod.
Parafox Posted 7 August 2012 Posted 7 August 2012 That old man in the velodrome on the old fashioned white bike who was winning the cycle race but pulled out of the race to let Victoria Pendleton and the other ladies have a go very sporting Where's his string of onions? It's Norman Wisdom reincarnated
Jon the Hat Posted 8 August 2012 Author Posted 8 August 2012 Where's his string of onions? It's Norman Wisdom reincarnated Where can I buy one of those bikes?? Brilliant.
Jordan Posted 9 August 2012 Posted 9 August 2012 An honorary Did Not Qualify/Did Not Finish/Disqualified should be given to whomever is responsible for the Spanish horn/"Olé!" thing that's done after about every other point in beach volleyball.
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