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Guest MattP

This guy should find a job.

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If he is your mate why has he not offered you a chance of a job before?

Cos he never mentioned he had vacancies going, found it on Gumtree and then I got the email today with his name on and so asked if it was actually him, and it was.

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25 interviews in one day :o?!

He's doing half and his manager is doing half. Hopefully I get him as it'll just be full of banter and me calling Sheff Wed shit

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He's doing half and his manager is doing half. Hopefully I get him as it'll just be full of banter and me calling Sheff Wed shit

oh dear, well there's always other jobs
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He's doing half and his manager is doing half. Hopefully I get him as it'll just be full of banter and me calling Sheff Wed shit

I got interviewed by a mate once, it was really awkward and weird, and one of the worst interviews I have ever given, I may have had something to do with her cracking rack, but I just couldn't get into bullshit interview mode as she had seen me smashed off my head on more than one occasion.

I called her after and said I didn't want the job, just so that she wouldn't have to tell me that I hadn't got it, I still didn't get a go on those tits either, a bad day all round.

So hopefully for your sake it will be his manager doing the interview and, unless he hasn't let on that he knows you, they would be pretty unprofessional for it to be your mate.

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I got the phone call about the National Army Museum one whilst in the middle of getting a blowjob, talk about awkward timing.

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He's doing half and his manager is doing half. Hopefully I get him as it'll just be full of banter and me calling Sheff Wed shit

And nothing about the job...

Careful what you wish for.

I got the phone call about the National Army Museum one whilst in the middle of getting a blowjob, talk about awkward timing.

Why did we need to know that?!

Guest MattP
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I got the phone call about the National Army Museum one whilst in the middle of a blowjob, talk about awkward timing.

Did you still finish him off?

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I've interviewed many a person in my time and the first think i paid close attention to was peoples hygiene. If you looked scruffy or smell as if you've just rolled of the scent of the human centipiede you can fook right off no matter how right for the job you are. So do ya self a favour iron ya shirt, have a shower, splash on some after shave and deodarant even if it is for a shit kickers job.

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I've interviewed many a person in my time and the first think i paid close attention to was peoples hygiene. If you looked scruffy or smell as if you've just rolled of the scent of the human centipiede you can fook right off no matter how right for the job you are. So do ya self a favour iron ya shirt, have a shower, splash on some after shave and deodarant even if it is for a shit kickers job.

But you can overdress for some jobs, I think you should go half and half, you know, jacket and tie with jeans, trainers and comedy socks, but don't forget to iron your jeans you don't want to look like a dick.

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The guy who's interviewing me on monday is actually my mate, talk about a co-incidence

I got interviewed by a mate once, it was really awkward and weird, and one of the worst interviews I have ever given, I may have had something to do with her cracking rack, but I just couldn't get into bullshit interview mode as she had seen me smashed off my head on more than one occasion.

I called her after and said I didn't want the job, just so that she wouldn't have to tell me that I hadn't got it, I still didn't get a go on those tits either, a bad day all round.

So hopefully for your sake it will be his manager doing the interview and, unless he hasn't let on that he knows you, they would be pretty unprofessional for it to be your mate.

I got interviewed for my current job by someone I'd known for a couple of years and get on very well with. It was one of the weirdest things ever. Obviously I got the job though.

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46p accumulator

Lamby to get job

Lamby to receive BJ as a result of getting job

Charlton to be denied more than 3 clear penalties in their next game

Lamby top three in best new posters category next Foxestalk awards

Lamby to mention Sheff Wed in derogatory terms before the end of this week

Pays £2,143

Confident.

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46p accumulator

Lamby to get job

Lamby to receive BJ as a result of getting job

Charlton to be denied more than 3 clear penalties in their next game

Lamby top three in best new posters category next Foxestalk awards

Lamby to mention Sheff Wed in derogatory terms before the end of this week

Pays £2,143

Confident.

haha brilliant! First three are tough but the others are nailed on lol
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I applied today to a mate. Just scribbled it on some paper and handed it to her as she was sitting next to me at the time. It will be her decision but there are two jobs going and I was the first to apply. She said not to worry too much but will still send an email and appropriate CV Its for the DNO sub-editor. Been working voluntary since its started so am fairly confident. Depends on how many applicants there are and who applies. If a few pro journalists apply I may lose out but the fact I have been turning up each week and contributed should help. I am still cautiously pessimistic until its done and dusted.

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Is a B grade at GCSE considered good?

When I did alphabet studies it was considered 4th best.

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