Who next for the Vatican?

[Alf Bentley]

So we don't get a say in this election, but at least we can let "the big man" know whom we think he should appoint/anoint to advise the world on sexual conduct, donations to the Vatican etc.....

You're falling down on the job, Leicesterpool!

[foxfanazer]

Can only be Sven

[MooseBreath]

Des Linton

[Jaspa]

Roberto Mancini

[The Doctor]

Lamby - it's the perfect job for him, Sunday work.

[SystonFox]

BILLY DAVIES. He is a messiah

[foxfanazer]

Lamby - it's the perfect job for him, Sunday work.

[Guest MattP]

I'll do it, I can't stand condoms either.

Unless I'm with my whores of course (that one's for you Daggers)

[Larry_LCFC]

Heard Alex Mcleish is always up for a new challenge. Hes bored of ruining things in this country.

[Reynard Bleu]

Only Harry can rescue the Catholic Church. Shoe-in.

[Guest]

Berlusconi would shake up the religion and put on some good Vatican parties.

[Rincewind]

No El Empty?

[Bayfox]

Jimmy savilie's ghost.

[Jordan]

The Church is begging to slide towards irrelevance if they choose another European Pope.

For me, it's got to be Maradona.

[Corky]

Michael Appleton needs a new challenge.

[Guest Bilo]

I'll do it, so long as the Catholic Church don't mind a lot of impromptu speeches from the balcony at 3am on a Saturday.

Most of them will contain the words; 'OI OIIIII!'

I can't really promise Catholicism or celibacy either, but at least the altar boys will be safe.

[mrmagoomc4]

if jimmy saville was alive it would defo be him

[The Doctor]

I'll do it, so long as the Catholic Church don't mind a lot of impromptu speeches from the balcony at 3am on a Saturday.

Most of them will contain the words; 'OI OIIIII!'

I can't really promise Catholicism or celibacy either, but at least the altar boys will be safe.

The first drunken man-whore of a pope. Makes sense given the next one is supposed to preside over Armageddon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

[Rincewind]

There will be plenty of MP's applying for the job. They'll want to claim expenses for the Vatican as a second home.

[Kitchandro]

Paolo Di Canio.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Saville?

[FoxyPV]

Bring the Borgias back to get a bit of spice and excitement back into the Papacy.

[skinnydipper]

[The Year Of The Fox]

What was the point in electing a Pope who was so old in the first place? He's onlybeen doing it 6 or 7 years!

This is the only Pope I've been around so far to see be elected and then pass it on to someone else. Listening to all the world leaders compliment him struck me as a bit daft. I mean, what actually does he do? You can get far more input and meaningfulness listening to BBC RL Thought For The Day every morning.

[Ross-Kemp]

It'll be a child abuser no doubt.