Who next for the Vatican?

[Rincewind]

I thought you had to be a certain age before you could be Pope anyway. Would not do to have a Pope that was modern thinking or had all their marbles.

[Zingari]

I thought you had to be a certain age before you could be Pope anyway. Would not do to have a Pope that was modern thinking or had all their marbles.

Are you throwing your hat in the ring?

[I am Rod Hull]

Are you throwing your hat in the ring?

He mitre be...

[Rincewind]

Bob Diamond would make a good Pope. A man who can tell lies and convince followers that he is making decisions in their interest and for their benefit. Not sure if the pay would be enough though. In his last job he earned 120 million quid.

[Leicesterpool]

I see I'm doing well

My first state of business is to get rid of all London clubs.

[jonthefox]

What was the point in electing a Pope who was so old in the first place? He's onlybeen doing it 6 or 7 years!

This is the only Pope I've been around so far to see be elected and then pass it on to someone else. Listening to all the world leaders compliment him struck me as a bit daft. I mean, what actually does he do? You can get far more input and meaningfulness listening to BBC RL Thought For The Day every morning.

Its the same with us all. The last time a pope resigned was in the middle ages.

[Carl the Llama]

Its the same with us all. The last time a pope resigned was in the middle ages.

Zingari'll have a story about that then.

[Jon the Hat]

Bob Diamond would make a good Pope. A man who can tell lies and convince followers that he is making decisions in their interest and for their benefit. Not sure if the pay would be enough though. In his last job he earned 120 million quid.

I like your theme. He would also be head of an organisation whose sole purpose is peddling its own bullshit and **** the consequences to the little guy.

[Guest]

Zingari'll have a story about that then.

Story? Maybe. Pun? Most certainly

[The Doctor]

Its the same with us all. The last time a pope resigned was in the middle ages.

Richard III didn't even have a car-park spot reserved when it happened, so not even DavieG is likely to remember it.

[flowwolf]

I would like to nominate Mel Gibson . He's a shit actor a fornicator , a thick Australian wife beater and absolutley hates Jews. Tailor made for it if you ask me.

[Danno]

Nigel pearson

[ozleicester]

The tide of public opinion managed to get Webbo made a mod here, which lets be honest is pretty much like being the pope...

telling people what to do

stopping them from doing what they want

trying to keep masses of shady characters under control

Webbo for pope!

[Alexikokopops]

He mitre be...

Good God man

[Head Honcho]

The Suns headline "too sick to carry on" tickled me a little.

[Alf Bentley]

The Suns headline "too sick to carry on" tickled me a little.

Shame Saville didn't show the same degree of self-awareness...(allegedly)

[Webbo]

The tide of public opinion managed to get Webbo made a mod here, which lets be honest is pretty much like being the pope...

telling people what to do

stopping them from doing what they want

trying to keep masses of shady characters under control

Webbo for pope!

Bless you my son.

[sphericalfox]

looks as though its a sure bet

[Rincewind]

Think he resigned before any of his potential successors were too old, too senile or too dead to take over.

[The Doctor]

Think he resigned before any of his potential successors were too old, too senile or too dead to take over.

Isn't being senile a prerequisite for running a religion...