Guest MattP Posted 24 April 2013 Posted 24 April 2013 Hi Ken. This is some way to try and move yourself onto incapacity benefit. One Mrs Thatcher. Love Daggers.
AoWW Posted 24 April 2013 Posted 24 April 2013 Ken... my.... my love... I've never told you this before. I guess I was too scared. But, I've always, ALWAYS thought you were super cute, and, to be honest, I've had a crush on you for years. Please get back to good health soon. I want to see you, meet up with you, maybe go for a coffee, or something stronger. Who knows, maybe you could read me a poem, or two, and we could watch the sunset together. Do you have a favourite place, Ken? A place you can take me. Where we can go together? I'd love to go there, with you, just me and you, together. I have a place i'd like to show you, Ken. It's my special place. My so very special place. I've kept it secret for you, all these years. Only you can enter my special place, Ken, big brave Ken. Come into my special place. I'll be waiting. See you soon. Love, Anotherofwalshieswomen x x x
cambridgefox Posted 24 April 2013 Posted 24 April 2013 Don't think I will send the old rugby song" he's the meanest" in the horse card! But being a poet he might enjoy it. Would love to see his face when this lot gets to him.
Jon the Hat Posted 24 April 2013 Posted 24 April 2013 In case they don't we should have a whip round and send him an actual real card.
Carl the Llama Posted 24 April 2013 Posted 24 April 2013 In case they don't we should have a whip round and send him an actual real card horse.
21st Century Fox Posted 24 April 2013 Posted 24 April 2013 In case they don't we should have a whip round and send him an actual real card horse.
BoneDog Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 Two things have really warmed my cockles this week. Seeing that Bernie Santa video and this thread. Marvellous stuff.
ozleicester Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 heheheh - sent him the horse, then went on to read that everyone has... hes going to think its some kind of conspiracy
Wycombe Fox Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 In honour of the Father Ted episode 'A Song for Europe' I sent the 'Fields' card to go with the 'Horse' one that most have sent. A bit of poetry (song lyrics actually) for Ken My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), Running through the field (running through the field). Where are you going, With your fetlocks blowing In the wind? I want to shower you with sugarlumps. And ride you over fences. Polish your hooves every single day. And bring you to the horse dentist. My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more). Running around, with a man on your back, like a train in the night… Like a train in the night. (sax solo)
cambridgefox Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 In honour of the Father Ted episode 'A Song for Europe' I sent the 'Fields' card to go with the 'Horse' one that most have sent. A bit of poetry (song lyrics actually) for Ken My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), Running through the field (running through the field). Where are you going, With your fetlocks blowing In the wind? I want to shower you with sugarlumps. And ride you over fences. Polish your hooves every single day. And bring you to the horse dentist. My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more). Running around, with a man on your back, like a train in the night… Like a train in the night. (sax solo) Now for your homework I would like you to break this poem down and go into detail how the poet was feeling,paying attention to men on his back ,riding over fences and showering with sugar lumps ,we will then forward this to the RSPCA.
cambridgefox Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 Probably blown the annual budget for the hospital on cards!
Wycombe Fox Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 Now for your homework I would like you to break this poem down and go into detail how the poet was feeling,paying attention to men on his back ,riding over fences and showering with sugar lumps ,we will then forward this to the RSPCA. Not to mention fetlocks blowing in the wind and hoof-polishing.
Smudge Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 Come on Ken Get well agen Tha's bin missed tha knows By your FT bros Get tha sen rite So you can still write A lot more prose About them and those. Get well mate Smudge Edit Horse Card
Lamby Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 Another one of the horse one with the message of "It's a Horse!"
AoWW Posted 25 April 2013 Posted 25 April 2013 In honour of the Father Ted episode 'A Song for Europe' I sent the 'Fields' card to go with the 'Horse' one that most have sent. A bit of poetry (song lyrics actually) for Ken My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), Running through the field (running through the field). Where are you going, With your fetlocks blowing In the wind? I want to shower you with sugarlumps. And ride you over fences. Polish your hooves every single day. And bring you to the horse dentist. My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more). Running around, with a man on your back, like a train in the night… Like a train in the night. (sax solo) Spooky - I'm a fully-qualified horse dentist!
Rincewind Posted 5 May 2013 Posted 5 May 2013 Thanks for the horse cards. The nurses were 'Ooing and 'aaahing'. A very nice gesture by alll and a wonderful surprise that cheered me up.
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