The Year Of The Fox Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 Just had a tenner on Cov to win this. Absolutely brilliant!! I'm starting to love this thread. I may start following it!
marko Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 no. they are just crap. I would say it's a shame we can't have a word with the bailiffs and get them to repossess Rooney, Lampard, Welbeck et als homes, but truth be told they probably wouldn't fare any better.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 Shambles. They ought to be sent home. But fortunately for them they don't have one. Is the spelling mistake of Hungary deliberate? It's only 5 a side? We can't have that many homeless people then. Oh jesus
Rincewind Posted 12 August 2013 Author Posted 12 August 2013 What actually happens when a homeless person dies? Who picks them up and buries them etc. Imagine its not the binmen. Do down and out help out with this? I sincerely hope it's funded by charity and not the taxpayer. What actually happens when a homeless person dies? Who picks them up and buries them etc. Imagine its not the binmen. Do down and out help out with this? I sincerely hope it's funded by charity and not the taxpayer. This may help with the answer you want hope it helps.
Mike Oxlong Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 The players must feel choked when the fans sing "Football's coming home" knowing that's something they can't do.
Guest MattP Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 This may help with the answer you want hope it helps. Couldn't find anything on there.
whoareyaaa Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 this thread! I tried to get the local homeless to play football down the park, They had a couple of good games but ended up on the bench for the rest of the day.
Rincewind Posted 12 August 2013 Author Posted 12 August 2013 Couldn't find anything on there. Can you still be homeless if you have accommodation? Even if you have somewhere to stay, a local council may still consider you to be homeless. Examples of situations where the council should consider you to be homeless even though you have accommodation include: you have no home where you can live together with your immediate family you can only stay where you are on a very temporary basis you don't have permission to live where you are you have been locked out of home and you aren't allowed back you can't live at home because of violence or abuse or threats of violence or abuse, which are likely to be carried out against you or someone else in your household it isn't reasonable for you to stay in your home for any reason (for example, if your home is in very poor condition) you can't afford to stay where you are you live in a vehicle or boat and you have nowhere to put it. Now that is sorted out It looks like England may fail to qualify for the next stage.
Guest MattP Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 None of that even vaguely refers to the question I asked.
Rincewind Posted 12 August 2013 Author Posted 12 August 2013 What actually happens when a homeless person dies? A funeral arranged by their family Who picks them up and buries them etc. Imagine its not the binmen. An undertaker Do down and out help out with this? I sincerely hope it's funded by charity and not the taxpayer. DNO would not pay but would advise the family regarding arranging the funeral and where to go for financial support jf they qualify.
Guest MattP Posted 12 August 2013 Posted 12 August 2013 Thank you, I can go to bed now. Who sponsors the tournament? Silk Cut and Diamond White?
Rincewind Posted 12 August 2013 Author Posted 12 August 2013 Thank you, I can go to bed now. Who sponsors the tournament? Silk Cut and Diamond White? Quite a few sponsor them. Mostly sports and fitness and health related so I do not think fags or booze would qualify. There may be businesses also that supply the kit arrange the travel etc same as in normal football. There is a list on the teams page.
separator Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Being homeless affects all walks of life. A few months ago I saw a poster saying the Rolling Stones live in Hyde Park. Jagger & co forced to live in a park, what's the world coming too.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Being homeless affects all walks of life. A few months ago I saw a poster saying the Rolling Stones live in Hyde Park. Jagger & co forced to live in a park, what's the world coming too. I nearly choked on my cheerios then! Brilliant!
Rocket-Ron Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I know the manager. Some people think Pearson is bad. Bloody Lithuanians. Set up camp in our half after they got the 13th
Rincewind Posted 13 August 2013 Author Posted 13 August 2013 I know the manager. Thats what you get when you have a woman in charge. Joking.
separator Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 England v Denmark today. I wonder what odds I can get for over 14.5 goals
Guest shearfox Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Probably the only football match where throwing coins is encouraged. That is bloody hilarious
Rincewind Posted 13 August 2013 Author Posted 13 August 2013 England v Denmark today. I wonder what odds I can get for over 14.5 goals evens
separator Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Just been reading about Kenny Sansom, ex Arsenal player. Apparently now homeless, does he qualify for selection in our team now? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2382340/Kenny-Sansom-reveals-hes-HOMELESS-years-boozing-gambling.html
Guest MattP Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Quite a shocking oversight by the management not to pick him.
glenny_fox Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 I know the manager. Thats what you get when you have a woman in charge. Joking. She doesn't even like football which says alot about how serious they are about this cup. But this thread is brilliant!
Guest MattP Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Just thought I'd take this chance to tell one of my favourite jokes. A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too.""No, a straw," says the Tramp.The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
purpleronnie Posted 13 August 2013 Posted 13 August 2013 Just thought I'd take this chance to tell one of my favourite jokes. A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off. A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes. There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too." "No, a straw," says the Tramp. The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick. To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
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